Militant vegan stories? I'll start.

>Be me, 7/10 in college (ten years ago now) decide to skip the dorm and answer a “looking for roommate” ad for a house near campus.
>Roommate is an 8/10 fairly fit chick named Carrie. She’s ok with me renting the room >(score) she mentions that she’s vegan I say I’m not, she says “Oh I’ll win you over”
>fat chance, My main source of protein is chicken.

no you wont

>>42553801
>things start off ok, she asks that I don’t cook bacon or smelly meats,
>I actually start cooking more vegetarian so that we can share meals falafel, lentils, beans, no tofu.
>One day I make Pea hummus, She runs to the bathroom gagging, I’m not sure what she thought it was, but apparently she can’t stand peas.
> I think that’s odd coming from a vegan, but I’m a carnivore and I can’t stand liver.

>>42553801
>not replying with "Wait till you try my beef"

You had one chance

>>42553826
>with my change in diet, she see’s weakness. Begins really cracking down on me, trying to get me to stop eating animal products.
> I sit through all kinds of hippie documentaries, she’s constantly ragging on me for my eggs and chicken.

>>42553842
>even starts a “sin jar” cooking meat is a sin. So Every time I do it I have to throw a buck in the jar.
>I start meal prepping, pay a dollar a week. So she ups it to thought crime,
>I’m not allowed to talk about any animals or their food products until I stop “sinning against nature”, or at least triggering her fragile psyche.
>It is a lot harder than you think. Call a fat person a pig? Word sin, throw in a buck, call a dollar a buck? Word sin, throw in a dollar.

>>42553826
>im a carnivore
no you're not you fucking retard

>>42553855
>well this whole time we’ve been lifting at the university gym, it’s almost worth all the bullshittery (word sin)
>she’s gotten even more hot and likes to torture me by walking around the house in a towel or in her underwear.
>I’ve made a few advances but she “wouldn’t be able to date a carny” My fantasies are insane.
>every evening we lift, take turns in the shower, and then eat and watch Netflix.
>I’m beginning to crack. It seems like it would be worth giving up my evil easy protein to be able to share the shower.

>>42553861
That's just how she refered to it. I know i'm an omnivore. but she refered to meat eaters as carnies.

>>42553871
>then we watch this docudrama horse shit (word sin) about vegan body builders and how amazing they are and all that tripe (word sin)
> I call bullshit (word sin) and challenge her to vegan vs carny lift-off.
>She chooses the lift and we see who can progress the fastest. She says no way, I call her chicken and throw a dollar in the jar.
>We eventually agree that whoever can add 20% to their max squat first gets to choose what we both eat for a month.
>She thinks I’m going to make her eat chicken, fuck no bitch (word sin) you’re getting peas in everything for a month.
>She chose squat because I’m a youngfag who hates leg day, and she’s a chick who’s been working on a tight round butt for years.

>>42553783

>be me vegetarian in college
>at friend's house
>he's vegan
>his vegan gf comes over
>ask if they want pizza
>they say yeah
>I buy a veggie lovers pizza
>they get one without cheese

SO FUCKING MILITANT. HOW FUCKING DARE THEY!!!!

>>42553871
Pussy, ironically the most efficient way to turn men into girls. See Caitlyn Jenner for more details

>>42553893
>I still have the advantage, because of test and meat, or so I think. She’s at 190 lbs and I’m at 280 lbs. (fuck off I know, My squat is 405 now) >so she’s got to hit 228 and I’ve got to hit 336. >We go at it. I start squatting every other day, and limping from class to class every day. >Epsom salt baths every night, start taking creatine and an extra 60g of whey protein every day.
>But she’s still keeping with me neck and neck. The only reason I hit my 10% benchmark was because she had earlier.
>It was one of those old lady panic strength type lifts.
>My squat stalls, I’m just not able to recover fast enough, I’m trying DL to boost my squat, she’s just marching toward her 228lb mark. >Then like a month after we start. I’m still stalling out at 310. And she says she just hit 225.
>I’m demoralized, beat. I get up early, take my cold shower, and give everything I have to hit 315. (actually burst a vessel in my eye and blew my lifting plug out)
>I’m ready to admit that the vegan lifter has beat me, ready to say goodbye to my meats and grow man-tits on soy for a month.

>>42553929
>creatine.
enjoy being bald faggot.

>>42553929
>I get home and walk in the door. it's only like 6:00 am. She thought I was still in my room asleep.
>And that’s when I see it. My protein powder jug is open on the counter,
>she’s standing there with her shaker bottle and a milk mustache (word sin).
>Carrie on my whey (word sin) there’ll be peas when you are done.

Eating at Subway. Lady comes in with a kid, this kid couldn't have been 5 years old. Orders two veggie sandwiches, turns around and announces to the whole store, very loudly, several times, "because we're vegetarians." Zero fucks are given by anyone in the store.

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>>42553997
Maximum teehee

>>42553783
>be normal person
>move into apartment
>one of my 4 flatmates is vegan
>i cook chicken and good meat regularly
>i also cook non-animal-based foods because i am a normal human bean
>talk with him about good and tasty recipes
>live next to each other as friends

Horrifying, isn't it ?

>>42553997

lel

>>42553997
lol

>>42553997
Exhaled air through my nose and smiled

>>42553997
for fucks sake

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>>42553997
don't you cry tonight

>>42553783

>I'll start

You done good op

>>42553997
:)

>>42553894
SEETHING

>>42553877
you're actually a herbivore eating an omnivorous diet

>>42553997
Nice

Legit lulz

>>42553997
lost

>>42554082
This. I'm vegan and I don't think it's ever even come up when I lived in dorms or shared flats. Normal people don't comment on each-other's food that much, and they certainly don't pick fights with people they live with.

>>42554003
I don't believe you.

>>42553997
Fucking hell lost so hard

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>>42553997
not even mad

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>>42553997
Bravo OP, turned a shitty cringefest greentext into a solid 10/10

Have a well deserved (you)

>>42553997
OP pls make her go to mcdonalds.

Thanks guys, can someone who knows how screen cap? Took me forever.

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>>42553997

>>42553997
Thanks anon i think you just saved me from suicide tonight

Militant vegan stories? I've got one:
>everyone who ever told anyone they identified as a vegan.

I mean who fucking CARES what you eat? The only reason people announce their vegan-ness is to try to sound morally superior. Fuck vegans. It's much smarter to make the best decision you can every meal, whether that means a can of beans, or eating the ass off a bison, raw.

Also, being hyper-selective about food used to be condemned as being fussy. Now it's worn like a tiara lol

>>42554305
this is usually when the bait gets harder and you're just posting for guaranteed replies

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>>42553997
i dont get it

>>42554915
A vegan drinking milk.

>>42553997
This retarded fucking story. I thought you were retarded OP, turns out you're a fucking genius.

>>42554915
It's a song. Carry on my wayward son

>>42553997
All of that effort and you couldn't even make it fit better than "sin" and "son"

>>42554305
>herbivore
>can't digest cellulose
>humans only became seriously intelligent when we learned to cook our meat, developed agriculture second

just stop. you're not going to convince anyone to go vegan by running your mouth about things you don't understand or posting studies and hoping no one takes the time to actually read them. nor will you convince anyone by screeching at us about how we're awful carnist murderers because we kill animals for food. animal products are an essential part of the human diet and even if the entire world went vegan animals would still be slaughtered on a massive scale for the thousands of non-edible products derived from their skin, bones, meat, milk and fat.

this is a board for people who want to leave humanity behind, we need more protein and vitamin B and essential nutrients than your diet provides.

>>42553997
your charade was the event of the season, op.

>>42553997
absolute madman

>>42555260
and whey isn't vegan either you moron
you gonna shitpost, at least do it right

>>42554082
Would it kill you to read the op? It said militant vegans you illiterate fuck.

>>42555456
Why tho, I thought vegans could eat only plants. Why cant they eat whey?

>>42554346
>I don't think it's ever even come up when I lived in dorms or shared flats

I call bullshit or you never cook together. You're just going to let them cook food for you without telling them you're vegan?
Or they didn't question your dishes when there's never any meat or dairy in them?

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>>42553997(you)
I did laugh, but h*ck you.

>>42555617
Vegans choose not to eat (or use, or otherwise come in contact with) anything that's derived from animals. What's whey?
>Why tho, I thought vegans could eat only plants. Why cant they eat whey?
Disregarding that your definition of vegan is wrong (see above), if we take it to be correct, they wouldn't want to eat whey because it's not a plant.
You're not too bright huh kiddo

>>42555617
Whey comes from milk you mong

>>42555391
>we need more protein and vitamin B and essential nutrients than your diet provides.
Agree with everything you said but this last sentence is false.
Vitamin B (all of them really) are very easy to get with supplementation or nutritional yeast.
All essential nutrients are easily found in vegetables too.
Protein is piss poor easy to get too, they could buy either pea or hemp protein powder (both cheaper and whey and have nigh complete amino acid profiles, heard they taste like ass though) or eat seitan (no soy and similar macros to chicken breast) or fermented soy like natto or tempeh (more protein and far less phytoestrogens).

Humans aren't herbivores and I personally don't think sentience is very important, I think we value it because we are egotistical and project our own mortality on our pets and in some cases every living thing.
That being said a vegan diet can easily give you the nutrition and protein you need.

>>42555768
>>42555773
>>42555456


Im sorry, but we all got it all wrong. English isnt my mother language, so I make mistakes often. I confused ''whey'' with ''wheat''.

Sorry, my bad.

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Quit splitting your gay ass story into multiple posts you fucktard. I'm not even going to bother trying to piece your shit together. Way to ruin the thread

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>>42553997

>>42553855
Only a weak willed, agreeable beta faggot would ever agree to put their money in some arbitrary jar for breaking rules you never agreed to. Well, I guess you did agree to them, and that's precisely what makes you so gay. How could you let yourself be pushed around like that for nourishing your body how you please. All respect has been lost for you.

>>42555793
AW YEAH SON
FOUR SCOOPS OF FLOUR
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>

>>42555780
Nutritional yeast is healthy and tastes great, but does not contain bioavaliable b12 naturally (though some brands are foritfied with it).

>>42556278
I've never seen nutritional yeast without B12 fortified desu.
Not a vegan but I do use nutritional yeast in different dishes.

>>42553997
I was expecting walking dinosaurs. But not this. Never this.

This reminds me of pre '08 4chan. Now I'm sad.

>>42556423
>8
newfag

desu I see more militant anti-vegans than vegans

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>>42553997
God fucking dammit

>>42553861
>being this autistic

>>42556525
Militant anti-vegans are almost always skinny-fat retards who worship roiders as fitness experts.

>>42553997
/fit/ has the best memes

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>>42553997
Don't know what I expected

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>>42553802

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>>42553997
Include me in the screencap

>>42556525
This pretty much. Not even vegan but you are suffering from cognitive dissonance if you don't think most people hate vegans because they worry that they don't have a good argument against them.

Personally, I just don't give a shit about animal suffering.

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>>42553997
my god

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>>42553997
you dishonor our clan sasuke.

>>42557680
shit wrong tab.

>>42553997
But did you fuck her?

>>42553997
put me in screencap (no homo)

>>42557751
No, you big dummy. She doesn't even exist. It's all an extremely long pun...the best kind of pun.

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>>42553997

>>42553801
>>42553826
>>42553842
>>42553855
>>42553871
Where the fuck did you learn to greentext and why are you splitting it up into a million little posts

>>42553997
Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck you man. Well done

>>42555309
Heh, now that makes it even funnier.

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>>42553997
NICE

>>42553997
Jesus christ

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>>42553997
Rused.

Upper left corner of screencap pls

screencap pls.

>>42557599
>Personally, I just don't give a shit about animal suffering.
I don't really give a shit either, but I'm still vegan, because I recognize that it is wrong to cause suffering needlessly.

>>42553997
I shall be i the cap.

>>42553783
>girl tries to shame me into eating less meat
>"just shut the fuck up Kaylee, nobody fucking cares you fucking stuck up cunt, the only reason anybody puts up with you is that their standards are so low they think you're unshockable enough to put up with your shitty personality. just fuck off you fuck cunt"
veganism didn't come up again and she moved into a different dorm

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>>42553997
You had me for the longest time, bravo.

>>42553929
>lifting plug.
Not so subtle bait there

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this thread is one big shitpost

>>42553997
holy fucking shit you shitcunt I was so invested in this

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>>42553997
damn

can we get a screen cap? I don't have Photoshop.

>watching vegan documentaries
>putting money into a "sin" jarW
hy are there so many betas on /fit/?

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>>42553997
Fucking brilliant

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>>42553997

>>42554915
Chuck is an old friend of Sneed's

>>42559126
That means you give a shit though.

>>42563935
well, sure, i guess it depends on your definition of giving a shit

>>42563983
The same as anyone else I'm assuming, caring about something in any respect.
Personally my definition of suffering differs from most vegans, I don't think fish have the capacity to suffer at all and mammals can suffer but if they live good lives and then get insta-killed at the end then I wouldn't call that suffering, hell that's a far richer life than the one I've had.

>>42553997
Oh my fucking god

>>42553997
Ha ha, what a journey Mark.

>>42553871
Netflix wasn't around ten years ago.
Your story is a lie.

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>>42553997

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>had a girlfriend who was a vegan since I knew her when we were 15
>started dating when we were both 19
>I always ate fucking eggs every morning, chicken all the time, and ordered a steak every single time we went out to go eat
>she never complained a single time

>>42555485
He is pointing out that the few interactions he and others have had with vegans they were normal people who didn't even really talk about it.
Sorry this doesn't fit your agenda

S

>>42564644

D'aww. Look at you.

OP, you're a fucking genius.

>>42553997
put this nigga in the screencrap aignhtr

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>>42553997

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>>42553997
I zoozled

>>42553997
Great story made me chuckle

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>>42553997
I want to be mad but I can only say well played motherfucker. Now if only the autistic faggots desperate to get included in a screencap could refrain from ruining the magic.

>>42560123
So edgy m'lord

>>42553997
You absolute fucking autist, I hate you and well played.

>>42553997
include me in the screencap

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>>42553997

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>Militant vegan stories?
The ones that post here from reddit
>https://www.reddit.com/r/nutrition/comments/6j8kwb/i_would_just_like_to_point_out_a_few_fallacies/
>https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/41857705/#41861522

>>42553997
only autists posting in Ugandan mountain unicycling imageboards would take such effort to make a one liner pun

>>42553997
this just made me happy

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>>42553997
BY JOVE YOUVE DONE IT

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>>42553997
Glorious

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>>42553997
fuck

>using toilet paper is bad for the environment, just use your hand then wash it
>soap, especially antibacterial soap, is even worse, so you shouldn't use it. Bacteria is natural anyway
same person

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>>42553997

kik you got me

>>42553783
>Meet friend's ex
>Veggie cunt
>She tells me I'm a hypocrite for eating cows and not dogs when they are both animals.
>Tell her dogs are companions and have been companions to humans here in Europe for thousands of years while cattle has been devoured here for thousands of years.
>She says it's still hypocritical
>I say no
>She says reee

>>42553997
That amkes no sense mang

>>42555780
i'm not talking about the average guy, someone who wants to get shredded needs more than that.

>>42569408
>>She tells me I'm a hypocrite for eating cows and not dogs when they are both animals.

I'd eat vegans if it were legal. Considering the amount of people in the world, it should be.

>>42564746
no one has an agenda you autistic fuck.

it just doesn't fit the thread. if i made a "weird people at the gym" thread and some guy came in and started autistic screeching about how his gym is full of nice normal people he'd be rightfully told to fuck off.

now fuck off, meatlet.

>>42569558
I told her that I would eat a person in an extreme survival setting, or dogs and cats too for that matter, and she called me a monster. In a very extreme setting these would be the people to die first.

>>42553997
Jesus motherfucking Christ I was just about to ask for pics lmao

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>start new job
>go to lunch with colleagues
>grill virtue signalling about not eating meat, shocker
>10 months go by
>she eats all kinds of meat, tuna, salmon, burgers 7/4
>look at her with disgust for being just another dishonest female subhuman

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>>42553997
cunt

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>>42553997
>lmao4pl8 squat
>beat by a girl
Pic related

>>42553997
Holy shit

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>>42553997
Add me to the screen cap champ

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>>42553997
ok well done

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>>42553997

>>42557592
Who is this young lad

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>>42553997
fucking idiot moron dumb butt

>>42553783
> at dinner with friends
> mention I ran with the bulls in Spain
> guy's vegan gf stands up and starts screeching
> like literal screeching

>>42570808
> at dinner with friends
> mention I tortured animals for fun in Spain
> guy's vegan gf stands up and starts screeching
> like literal screeching

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>>42553997
well ill be fucking damned, actually got me smiling and laughing over here

>>42570839
>Ran with bulls
>Tortured animals
What did he mean by this?

>>42553997
This is the type of OC that made 4chan so fun back in the days. Keep it up OP.

>>42553997
Notify Sir.
This has to be in the Comic

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>>42574251
>shit theme
>useless OP picture
>gives away the surprise with stack of reaction pics
>doesn't even filter the reactions
>gives the screencap caller any form of attention ever
It's shit

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>>42574364
Better version

>>42574424
Whats the difference between the two? >>42574364

>>42571798
>captive all life
>finally let loose, weird aliens yelling all around you
>you're killed 2 hours later

>>42574478
I dunno, but its another 62 kilobites so its probably a higher quality

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>>42553997
This is why is come here

>>42574424
>>42574364
tl;dr surely it is a shit story being forced by a samefagger

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>>42553997
Holy shit lol

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easier to read

>>42553997
>he split up the posts in the most conspicuous way possible
>retards still caught off by this

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>>42553997
Exquisite

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OP you are literally the most retarded homunculus that has ever ingested oxygen, let alone protein

I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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>>42553997
Put me in screencap plz

>>42576647

You. Motherfucker.

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

The only vegan I know never talked about it and would eat anywhere. I tried to accommodate for them and they would eat anywhere that had an option for salads. I ate at some vegan places with them and it was all right. They never pressured me into doing it.

>>42553997
SOB
YES

>>42553997
I paced around my room swearing loudly
got me gud

>>42553997
That's fucking great and all, but you could have made the entire story in like 3-4 posts rather than 8.

Do vegans not realize they are killing animals by eating their food?

>>42578889
More animals are killed, genocided, or left to starve and die because of the farming practices that are needed to produce the food on their plate.

>>42575517
and??
Dont be a pussymy friend. This is life.

The Problem is the Meat Industrie, thounsend of bull and cows dying for us to eat and get sick. Spanish Man that kill couple of bulls a year is not a Problem. We are superior animals and kill the fuck we want.
What i dont like is Jews making Money out of us getting sick. Meat Industrie, pharma Industrie. This is why you should not buy meat from a Supermarkt.

>>42579514
>Spanish Man that kill couple of bulls a year is not a Problem.
If you were the bull, you'd have a different opinion

>>42555391
>omnivore
>can't even synthesize our own vitamin C
>humans only became seriously intelligent when we learned to cook our grains, meat came second

>>42580075
yes we are not the bulls anon.
We are homo sapiens, the Peak of earth Evolution and like other animals we kill just for fun and its ok.

Like i said, we must stop the meat Industrie and keeping this amount of animals captive.
The amount of killing and eating them is the Problem and not the act of killing or eating meat.

Come on, dont be a pussy, we all must stop buying shit that make us sick, but dont cry about this amount of bulls. Fucking death is in our nature. Killing is in our nature. We may be the Peak of Evolution, but we still animals

>>42580179
>cook our eggs with milk and eggs