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>>39428386
> single mom
> lesbian
trash

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>>39428386
breh...

>>39428390
You forgot she's short, fat and has a manface.

>>39428347
Just make sure you bring them some eggs when you buy them

>I could just say it's for my niece or something if they question me
I think they'll buy it, don't worry. Don't forget to ask if they have any "gymnastics" panties to go with them, and whatever you do, don't blink or breathe loudly.

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buy them all and sniff them good

report back with the smells

keep a journal about it profiling each leotard

i mean if your gonna be creepy at least do it right

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>>39428284
No this is a board dedicated to tricking ourselves into liking fat girls

>>39428305

I fucking hate the THICC meme. Thick is objectively unaesthetic compared to leaner, more petite figures.

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>39428275
Don't do anything. Don't even workout. Just eat whatever shit you want and get the dumb blondes that flock to a body like that. It's perfectly fine to be content with being a weak little faggot.

That's a dude?

Be more specific. Pictures of assymetric shit. Describe the pain. Where did you pull your shit? What exercise were you doing? Where is the pain?

>>39428169
i made biceps curls and then i overestimated my self and went for another rep.Then i heard a loud sound lile when you crack a knuckle but louder and very painfull.My abs are now symmetric again but it still hurts and i cant turn my back to the left or right side.

>>39428251
How were you curling? EZ bar or dumbells one at a time?

Were you sitting or standing?

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>>39475114
axe for sure

>>39475289
what about cent?

>>39475114


>tfw ur a manlet with a small sword but its not about the size of ur sword its how u use it and thats why ur picked constantly in high level pubs and fuck shit up in competitive games while sven gets kited forever like the lanklord bish he is

>>39427790
sometimes when i drink for a week i look like a red balloon

Yes, sodium causes water retention. Potassium is sodium antagonist.

>>39427794
Thanks for that attempt in answering the question

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>>39427674
And where you do expect to get your source of breast milk from?

Well.. according to an online source (Menshealth.com) you can purchase it from a "sketchy website" like craigslist or barter with a pregnant woman "talk about an awkward conversation" (quoted from the website) although the article does say that there is a Human Milk Bank of North America who may sell it at an average of $1.50 an ounce (exspensive!) although i'm sure there are other more practical means, but I don't know desu.

whats in breast milk that they are trying to get? Is it just fat, protien, and sugars or do they think there is another component like trace hgh or something?

>>39427634
yes you are.

>>39427634
Don't be a pussy and give up now. Also why would you take 2 weeks off for the flu.. that's like 1 week of complaints maximum.. stomach virus only lasts a couple days, so you can resume soon. Are you on some medication that could affect your immune system or Sth? Could also just be bad luck though.

>>39427657
I'm just pissing in the wind, man. I'm gonna' stick to it but I haven't been sick for the past year and then I get all these problems in the last couple of months and it feels shitty. No medications, might just be coincidence but it sure sucks. I'll start up again as soon as this ends.

>>39474584

stop shitposting. why do you need anyones approval to eat food?

>Eating small to get small
>Approved

T.numale

>>39474598
I dont want to be fat

>>39427605
my father was one of the first bodybuilders in my country and a several times over national champion. he didn't stop training even when he got cancer. eventually though, before his death, he was bedridden and couldn't lift anymore. i took over the dumbbells

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>>39427605
Robbie Rotten is pretty /fit/ and /feels/ for a lazy supermaniac

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"Like Moses, I split the sea and lead my people, the weak, the defenseless, the innocent children of all ages."

>>39427531
and it's wasted on a worthless niglet

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>>39427545

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>>39427545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cymJJEGOuJE

>th-thanks

Break the conditioning.

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>>39427412
Turn around looks him straight in the eyes and say.

>Thousands of years ago there was a basic form of chivalry. Our ancestors would hear the drums of war giving the warrior of the tribe a chance to organise and prepare a defence.

>>39427358
i love sardines and eat them every goddamn day

Eat beans and lentils instead before you turn into a meme

>>39427358
Turkey.
Pork liver.
Eggs.
Canned fish.
Lentils.
Beans.
Nuts.

>>39427205
nice gyno fag
not realy, 5x10 incline/flat/decline bench

>>39427229
All that pressing fucks up my shoulders

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>>39427205
i have this problem too anon, i can bench 80kg but am not getting le pump'e

dips are good but i need to do them first thing

thinking of ditching barbell bench altogether and just doing dumbell flat, incline, dips and flys.

Today i added superset pushups in with my tricep pulldowns but still cant get dat chest pumpalump

halp