Who's up for some Cinci' Chili?
>>7920942
Is it true that Americans buy cheese already grated instead of grating off the block?
>>7920942
that's not a pepper, looks more like cheese.
love me some 'ci 'li
>come to /ck/ for first time
>browse catalogue
>/ck/ is not paleo
Why
hey man, whatever floats your boat. ya dig, dawg?
>>7920747
dank kino
Because ducky was not meant to see the land after time.
how much money do i need to eat out for every meal?
$4.28 for the Four Dollar Real deal at Hardee's
$900 a month at least
...
Why don't we have edible plates yet
mom wont let me
Many years ago I saw a thing on tv that China or some other East Asian country made rice into edibles cups and whatnot. Not sure how though.
>>7920605
just put everything in a pie crust or waffle cone
Red pill me on Ken Domik
>redpill me
>youtuber
>fast food
>image.jpg
Just fucking die, or blow up the sun and make Summer end forever.
who
>>7920513
>waaah stop triggering me waaah
gb2reddit
Didn't see a need al/ck/y thread I'm drunk and need some peeps to talk to I have a dependency though I'm not a full alcohol I've been feeling like I've been on that road for a while. I was doing real good for a few months only drinking once a week but now I'm just don't drinking every day again to intoxication and I feel bad about it. I just want to go back when it was a fun thing me and my pals did. Not something I crave every fucking day.
All I have to offer is cute fanart :(
>>7920408
Thank you anon. It's small but at least it's something.
stop drinking before you hit rock bottom or die. all i can say but idk why since you won't listen to this just like i wouldn't have listened to this 7 months ago.
Hello /ck
Whats your opinion on adobo?
Pic related
Good when you're frying chicken, or seasoning chicken.
I dont know anyone who would in the right mind, use it for seafood, pork, beef, popcorn?, like it says on the package.
>>7920322
To be honest, I use it for cooking and to give leftover food or quick food some flavor.
I keep some to flavour shit cheap food that my flatmates buy when it's their turn to shop for groceries. I also put it on that garbage 'sar 'za and it makes it less bad.
If you're a slob and you know it post ITT.
Confess your sins when it comes to food. Isaac Newton confessed his sins, it makes you a fucking genius.
>Put frozen fish sticks above ice trays, fish flakes fall on my ice but I don't give a fuck and just use the ice cubes anyway.
>Went to an old burger joint and bit into a burger that had rat shit, I just spat the rat shit out and ate around the burger.
>Saw a cook at the same spot pull out old burger patties from a previous day and throw them on the grill
>still eat at that place even though I know it's fucken dog shit.
>When I was 16 years old, I went dumpster diving behind a mcdonalds and ate some frozen chicken mcnuggets out of the trash
>when I was 17 years old, I went to teach a girl how to get free food from the dumpster behind my local grocery store, she was 14 years old.
>we got some plain bagels from out of the trash and then i made her suck my dick behind the dumpster
>I regularly eat moldy bread, shit that's expired by at least a week.
>When I used to be a butcher at my local grocery store, I would piss in the freezer on the old expired meat, my co-workers do this too.
>I don't wash my hands when they are dirty with charcoal when I'm bbq'in, I just grab the meat with my bare dirty hands and throw it on the grill.
>I once got drunk off Jack Daniels and jacked off in my friend's room while he was dropping off a friend. I told him I jacked off in his room but he never believed me.
>I regularly fart while I eat.
your turn
are you foul bachelor frog
>>7920288
heh, that's an old meme but it checks out
confess
Me and my college Roommate bought a pretty huge 5lb bag of craisins, just because fuck you craisins are good
We kept it in the fridge stupidly, and just ate it by the handful whenever we wanted for about 8 days.
We started to reach the bottom of the bag, and we lifted the bottom layer of craisins up to find a huge, fuzzy green and purplish patch of mold. He threw up in the sink a few times, but I just mentally damaged myself and cant eat craisins without getting that weird taste they had out of the back of my throat.
Welp a heavy as fuck iron cast just fell directly on me foot, right now I don't feel anything but I can feel it pulsating, what are the chances I'm going to wake up tomorrow with a swollen foot and not being able to stand?
Kitchen accidents thread
>>7920198
I fucking told you guys to buy carbon steel.
>>7920198
If you have to ask, you're fucked m8. On topic: always lay food away from you when browning, frying in oil. Burned the shit out of my wrist a couple weeks ago (posted PSA pics in a similar thread), and ended up with a nasty staph infection I'm still battling. It's not fun. Be safe out there m8s. We all like to cook w a buzz, but even that slip of a knife can our you under the table.
>>7920198
>pulsating
E.R. dude. Right now. Blood clot from that kind of injury leads to death so quickly, you just suffocate before you can dial 911. Take an aspirin and proceed there. They'll ultrasound it. and maybe look for a broken little bone, put ya in a boot maybe.
How do you order your steak?
Since cooking meat literally destroys it natural flavor, I prefer it juicy as and pink as god intended.
If I'm in the mood to lend my culinary expertise to guests I'll show them how I was raised eating good cuts of meat by cooking it meself.
I don't order steak, I cook it.
>>7920174
/thread
Did you see the other steak thread and decide to start one that was pure shitposting/bait because you thought it was clever or something?
Sure is Summer.
Poor as hell college fag here, what does /ck/ recommend for cheap food I can make for myself that isn't cancer inducing like raman and hotpockets?
Get a frozen pizza base and add fresh tomatoes, black olives, and anchovies.
Basically Soylent tier when it comes to nutrition, but actually palatable and delicious, and best of all, cheap and easy.
>>7920055
Latino cuisine. Pick one or two cultures to explore and make food like a spanish abuela, one recipe at at time. Freeze leftovers for when you're in the mood for the same thing later. Shop at their markets. Tomatoes, peppers, onions, garlic. Rice, beans, masarepa, tortillas. Buy meat in value packs, 8 breasts, 15 pork chops, whole roasts you cut up, that kind of thing should save money per pound.
Start with picadillo, side of plantains, side of white rice. Put your leftovers in piecrusts, bake em. Freeze. Instant hot pockets.
>>7920063
Good idea, I appreciate it.
Do you like okonomiyaki /ck/? It's fucking delicious and easy to make.
> oknomiyaki flour - $3 at Asain market, or make your own mix
> okonomi sauce - $3 at Asain market
> cabbage - cheap as fuck everywhere in US
> whatever other veggies you like
> whatever protein you like, or non at all if you're a veganfag
> bonus bacon or pork belly
It's so easy to make
> Mix flour and water, eggs
> mix in cabbage and veggies
> mix in chopped meats or tofu
> make a pancake and fry.
> Place bacon or pork belly on top
> cook 4 min, then flip. Cook another 4 min
> remove and cover with mayonnaise and okonomi sauce
Fucking eat the most delicious peasant food you've ever had in your life. So good family.
> inb4 weab
> inb4 animefag
>>7919897
Hate it, but I don't like cabbage. A few joints do negi (Japanese long onions) okonomiyaki, which is pretty good. I'd rather have monja though.
>>7919897
Do the flour taste anything or can it be left out?
>>7919897
It's a really good "put the leftovers in" kind of dish. You can also do just fine without specific Japanese ingredients.
>>7921017
>Do the flour taste anything
What kind of a question is that? Flour and water will make a binding agent to hold everything together. It's basically batter, except not as much of it and you throw other ingredients except topping INTO it.
I don't want to live anymore, but I'm too much of a pussy to shoot myself or something like that.
Fastest and most delicious way to eat myself to death? I figure if I eat enough shit for a couple months I will have a heart attack or something.
buy a deep fryer, go nuts
>>7919881
I've been substantiating off of 2 frozen bean burritos a day covered in ketchup and a 750ml bottle of vodka for 5 years.....it takes a lot to kill these fag bodies apparently
>>7919885
This. Deep fried bacon is so fucking good.
Delicious seared ahi tuna and kale salad.
>>7919880
you need half that amount of fish and a shitload of veggies instead
>>7919880
>you need half that amount of fish
pretty sure it is supposed to be a meal, and not just a light snack
>>7919918
No meal is served on a paper plate.
My taquitos always unroll/fall apart while I'm frying them.
How can I prevent this?
I'd use tongs to hold them rolled up in the oil a few seconds before letting go.
>>7919791
toothpick
>>7919791
Use a cooking glue like eggwash or semen.