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wut is it

>trip

Mcfucking kill yourself

>>7957212
Get a slice of the finest steak you can find out your local market. Any market will do. Make sure it's a thick cut. T-bone will do well. Get some olive oil simmering in a pan over low heat with garlic and onions. Let that cook while you tenderize your meet by giving it some soft punches. Not too hard because your don't want to bruise the meat. This is to get the excess blood out of the steak. Next gently rub some soy sauce and ketchup to the steak and make sure it's good and smothered with both ingredients. You can sprinkle some curry on either side of the steak as well. And salt and pepper of course. Add the steak to the pan. At this point the garlic and onions should be nice and browned. Cook on either side for 10 minutes on low heat. Bon apetite!

Stale isn't really the right word, but chili always tastes better after being refrigerated a few days.

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>buy bag of cool ranch doritos
>open bag, leave open overnight
>slightly stale
>perfect my nigga

This also applies to Funions

The people saying dairy is bad are the same fucking hippies saying that meat and fat and butter and everything else is bad. Just drink it and stop listening to every little "health warning" that you hear because 99% of them are bullshit based on unproven and totally out-of-context studies.

>>7957063
This honestly. There's basically two things that we actually know are bad
>Being fat
>Drugs and alcohol

Everything else is a meme

I use yogurt in my cereals because milk is too fatty with that shit.

Milk I'm fine with in things like coffee tea because its not too much.

>>7956954
No, but I love their radio ads.

>>7956954
There was a salmonella a while back, and Blue Bell was recalled in a lot of places because of it.

In before shill responds to me telling me I'm wrong.

>>7956954
I'm sure you can find listeria in other packaging somewhere in your grocer's aisles.

Forgot to add one thing, some bagel bites i accidently overcooked in the microwave lol

Meh. I'd eat it if I weren't cutting.

>>7956910
You eat on the floor like a dog?

Rice Krispies, bruh

>>7956946
How do you make Rice Krispies out of marshmallows?

>>7956873
Dehydrate them and get Lucky Charm marshmellows, or conjure Gozer and Zuul and take over NYC.

>>7956848

If you can squeeze a liquid out of a banana, I would call that banana juice.

However, that's fucking stupid, any non-retard would just use mashed bananas.

>>7956848
oh my god these are so fucking gross.

I wish I could remember the one I had, I think it was pina collada, I didn't even finish it and I drink jim beam straight

>>7956848
The only fun thing about these is chucking them at people when you've had the minimum 5 it takes to feel buzzed.

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I keep dry vermouth around for cooking (and pretending that I make martinis and don't just drink straight vodka when I have people over).

>use mirin a lot for cooking
>like to think I take sips from it
>but don't because I'm too scared of being actually drunk
Who /alcoholweenie/ here?

>>7956840
here is a trick, mix it with something else to mix it that way you are just having a cocktail, then make another but add just a tiny bit of mixer, then oh no you forgot to buy more mixer, well i guess a couple sips from the bottle wont hurt and when you realize you finished it open another one and drink a bit. Its ok because we tell people we didnt drink a whole bottle but just finished an open one

>>7956757
>quick tip: if you can't melt the cheese, then don't
who wrote this shit

>>7956757
a) Nabisco has never been a standard bearer for good taste.

b) Pernicious as it is the cheese goes on everything mentality is very mainstream.

>>7956757
like one anon said
"cheese is a culinary crutch"

You should make lots of things. Anything BUT mash. Instant mash mash is worst mash.

>>7956685
>potato water
>vodka
>potato breading for mashed tater balls

All I got OP.

>>7956704
>potato dashi

fuck, now I'm done

>>7956580
Green for sandwiches and salads, red for cooked foods. Yellow for fajitas/grilled foods. Orange are unnecessary.

>>7956590
>Orange are unnecessary.
i've actually never had an orange pepper

>>7956580
I use them all at once. They taste the same to me.
Red is my favorite color though, so red.

>>7956536
why are you still an insufferable cunt op

>>7956536
That's a steamed egg vs an overboiled egg you faggot.

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>>7956536
Thats an overcooked hardboiled egg on the right, now knock it the fuck off.

>>7956447
You are at a $120 surplus you're not poor at all.

>>7956447
$120 is enough to feed you for a month with good tasting, nutritious food. If you're smart enough to make through college, you ought to be smart enough to figure out what to buy at the super market. My wife's retarded 2nd cousin eats very well on $100 a month.

Try to be smarter than a retard.

>>7956461
>my wife's retarded second cousin
Are you referring to yourself?

>>7956445
You won't die any sooner. Quit being such a woman.

The paranoid schizophrenics are always the best reasons to read the comment sections

One time I found this woman who was complaining on the Discovery Channel's Facebook page about melting ice caps. I went to her page and it was absolutely full of pictures of vapor trails in the sky and rants about chemtrails.

>>7956445
>making ice cream with a kitchenaid
opinion discarded

never seen this brand, but i know that flavor and it's boring.

>>7956346
That's moose ice cream

>>7956346
get your nigger brands off this board please