So, il be in San Francisco as of next Sunday for one week.
I'm going to be travelling with a mate that has aspirations to sample an American McDonald's and several other regional fast food chains.
What do you guys recommend, bars and dives included aswell as we're both big drinkers.
>>7960378
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>>7960378
>going to Burgerland fast food restaurants
Sorry, to disappoint you but it's well known that the food is garbage. We just eat there because it's cheap.
>>7960378
If you're up for a trip across the iconic Bay Bridge, may I suggest the Jack-in-the-Box on International Boulevard in Oakland? The potato wedges are especially good around 2:30 AM.
A few days ago I saw the best cooking advice I've ever read on /ck/ and think it deserves a thread of its own
Here's what you're gonna do OP. Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an innate thing.
Learning to cook is much more simple, so pay close attention to what I'm going to say. Are you listening?
Fry an egg and experiment with various seasoning. This will give you an idea of what flavours go well together which is the most important quality in cooking. Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives? Just experiment with lots of seasoning combinations.
Then fry another egg and repeat the process. Keep frying eggs and experimenting until you get a good idea of what works. You can eat 3-4 eggs in a day, heck you're from /fit/ so probably 6+. If you eat 6 eggs in a day, that's 24 egg quarters, 24 seasoning combinations in a day. You're talkng about 1000 seasoning combinations in just over a month.
At this stage you'll be a spicemaster and what/how you cook wont matter because you'll be better at seasoning than 99% of professional chefs, and this WILL make you a good cook.
or you could just taste the spices by themselves
>>7960342
Decent advice, stale pasta.
nah man, thats normie advice. Being a good chef isnt about insane spice combinations, it has something to do with that but its a very small fraction.
Instead of eggs think of pigs assholes, because if you can make a pan fried pigs asshole taste great, then you are a golden god.
What should I get? Tendies?
butter noodles and bread sticks
>>7960117
I got the mushroom ravioli.
>>7960113
Beef tortellini. Comes with unlimited soup and breadsticks, and if you're feeling frisky (plus surcharge) salad.
Fill up with soup and breadsticks (personally love the tuscana despite the fact that the one I make blows it out of the water), then take the entree home and have it for lunch.
This is the correct way to Olive Garden.
Also alcohol.
Take a bite of my TB burrito.
Looks like diarrhea. Seek medical attention.
Fuck off jagfreeze nobody wants your shitty sad burrito
>>7960086
>TB
Taco Bell? Tell me you didn't pay someone to make this for you.
I'm looking for the picture that shows different recipes to add to ramen.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ramen+infographic
>>7960068
For future reference, /ck/ has a booru that's a google search away.
What's the best way to eat wheat?
With your mouth
>>7960035
Spaghetti and bread.
Bread wins if it's still hot from the oven.
>>7960045
This. It's good to chew as well
>heading back to uni
>want to learn to cook healthy
>all guides online have random spices and obscure ingredients in that I can't justify buying
>can barely cook an omelette without instructions
Any easy recipes or tricks you know about?
A website with intro-level cooking advice would be great.
4chan.org/ck/
>>7959942
>can barely cook an omelette
no, you cannot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU
>>7959942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJy1ajvMU1k
here's a good place to start. learn some basic skills and then branch out.
if you're struggling to cook an omelette then carefully watch a tutorial and figure out what you're doing wrong... if it sticks, use more fat. if it breaks, take your time and slow tf down
generally you can just youtube a recipe. if you are clueless in the kitchen a text recipe isn't necessarily going to do you any good.
How do I make toast?
Leave a slice or two of bread out on the counter the night before and in the morning it will be toast.
what kind of bead you got?
wrap that shit in some foil and microwave it
What do I make for my mother in law if I hate her guts?
A build your own bear from the mall.
>>7959911
Why does that little girl look pregnant? Do Americans really do this?
>>7959915
>do americans
>>84502709
In israel macdonalds is trying to rebrand itself as healthy.
They constantly have commercials here about how they changed their burgers. How they reduced fat, improved nutrition values, use unprocessed meat. How they are the only ones giving so much details about nutritional values etc...
I assume their values are correct and they do post on the israel macdonalds website all the different nutritional stats of all their burgers and meals etc..
Is it the same for macdonalds where you live? I know they try to create country specific menus.
Also how about the size and price of meals?
Pic related burger plus chips and a drink will cost about 10-11 dollars here, how much does it cost in dollars in your area?
It's probably made of dead Palestinian babies
If you say anything critical you are antisemitic
>>7959896
>reduce fat
Fuck this meme.
Reducing fat means they have to add more sugar to save the flavor.
Unfortunately, fat doesn't make you fat. You know what does?
Sugar.
The push for fat free food has ironically made everyone fatter due to higher sugar content.
>>7959896
>check /pol/ post numbers
>they're in the same range as the one you quoted
why are you copy and pasting posts from /pol/ to make threads on /ck/? why wouldn't you remove the post nuber at the beginning?
How many pizza topping is too many?
2
>>7959857
Your and idiot.
4, not counting different cheese.
Is Soup a meal?
Yes.
Is Seinfeld a food?
>>7959650
It's a drink
Ikea food is top notch cooking compared to the unrealistic standards and fantasies you faggots drool over here in cu/ck/ing. This aint even up for debate, you know it, I know it, so write your frustrations away and shit on my opinion, but its still true.
>>7959580
Why doesn't Ikea sell "food kits" that contain all of the raw ingredients for their meatballs with a minimalist, picture-only recipe book for how to prepare them?
I went to 99 cents and recreated their signature swedish meatball and mash potato dish for $3.
It tasted completely identical.
You people are eating dollar store bottom of the barrel microwavable trash.
>>7959580
It's pretty top shit, m8. Love me some cafeteria meatballs.
I don't know, but it seems like there's that preference in all of us for "shitty" food that reminds of us of our past, of simpler times. For me, that's crock pot burgers that were made on a propane grill, then they throw it on a room temp bun with room temp cheese. Put a little ketchup, onions, and spray butter on it and I'm putty in your hands.
GOAT Snacks ITT
I'm partial to pic related.
>>7959564
Would try.
Hands down of all time, been a constant in my life. HCLs are my one true waifu.
The One.
The Only.
Does /ck/ know about this fucking channel and if so, are there other like this ? Hypnotising and comfy.
Oddly enough, their mastery is only matched by their sense of clickbait, sadly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLYz0pApq0
>>7959494
Those those Serbian guys? Comfy as fuck. Love the owl who just chills there and eats the raw meat.
>>7959494
Thank you so much for showing me this.
page 10, bump ?