hi /ck/
I was recently promoted to the seafood section in a grocery store
how do I get the smell of fish oil out of my hands? It doesn't want to go away and it's making me nauseous
>>7956252
Vinegar and lemon
>>7956252
Lemon juice
Have you guys tried these yet?
Pretty big letdown, just super greasy fries that tasted like garlic bread.
What is Gilroy Garlic? Why does garlic need a brand name?
>>7956842
It's a place in California that grows a lot of garlic.
I had them yesterday. Best fries on the market
It's been a while since I did one of these. How are you guys enjoying the harvest?
Busy weekend this week...
I have tomatoes to finish processing (got a good deal on them, I'm happy). Just finished some red fruit jam (sour cherries, cranberries, raspberries) which I'll probably post as a cook along shortly. Mascarino cherries are cooling down. Then I need to figure out what I'm doing with the gallon bag of blueberries my friend dropped on me.
How about you guys?
Red fruit jam!
Ingredients :
575g cranberries
575g sour cherries, pitted
350g raspberries
850g sugar
1/3 cup lemon juice
The cranberries were left-overs from last fall's cranberry sauce making. The sour cherries are from by friend's backyard and were frozen because she picked them 2 weeks ago.
>>7956213
1. In a large pot, combine the cranberries, sugar and lemon juice,
>>7956219
2. Savagely attack the mess of pitted sour cherries and throw them into the pot.
i'm looking for an all purpose seasoning to use in making some seitan taste like chicken somehow. Just a general list of common ones will do and i'll research them. I can't find any published list
how about soy sauce vs liquid aminos vs tamari?
Get this stuff if you can find it. I don't know what they do but it is magical.
>>7956784
soy sauce tastes like, well soy sauce, liquid aminos is just salty + savory without the distinct soy flavor, and tamari is a sort of citrus soysauce
they're all valid but for different applications
You know the drill /ck/ tell me some rotten food stories,I wanna vomit this time
>>7957621
It looks cool. If you think that's bad look at your bed or your hand under a powerful microscope.
>tfw you want to eat but your food is too hot
>>7956058
Does your mom know you're on 4chan? Don't get yourself in trouble and end up grounded.
>tfw you want to eat but your food is still alive
>>7956058
>tfw you blow on your food to cool it down only to remember it`s ice cream or some shit
On a road trip what would /ck/ pack for a romantic picnic?
Crab legs
>the four most overrated things in life...
Lasagna sandwiches and fried frog's legs.
Question for you /ck/. When you eat your daily 4.5 kg of lettuce, do you always eat romaine or do mix it up a bit and eat iceberg as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
I want to kill her
kind of a turn on that she fit an entire head of lettuce in her mouth
>>7955959
except for the fact that she looks like a fucking anorexic gnome
Publix blown the fuck out
>just as the chain prepares to expand. With a score of 76% satisfaction, Wegmans beat out No. 2 Publix and No. 3 Trader Joe's
http://www.businessinsider.com/wegmans-beat-trader-joes-no-1-grocer-2016-8/
How can any other grocery store even compete?
Being from the South must really suck.
>>7955893
fuck you Publix tendies are God tier especially when put into one of their subs
>>7955893
>http://www.businessinsider.com/wegmans-beat-trader-joes-no-1-grocer-2016-8/
don't care about grocery store chains
Walmart mostly runs the south with groceries. Different people shop different groceries based on financial rank. Aint gonna see any blacks or mexicans at a trader Joe's or Publix
Any of you work at Starbucks?
I wanna try to make a Java chip at home. What do I do?
Start by buying the worst quality, preground coffee you can find then leave the grounds out in the open for about a week.
Milk
Chocolate syrup
Ice
Chocolate chips
Note what's missing
ok lemme show you how it's done
t.formeremployee
Buy some of the cheapest instant coffee (We use that for the frap roast) Then as two tablespoons to your cup
fill the cup a bit more than half way with ice
add some chocolate syrup, darker is preferable
add some chocolate chips and coffee grounds, not a lot
then add a simple syrup (sugar water boiled down) two tablespoons
fill the cup up to just under the level of the ice
then blend until smooth
top with whipped cream and chocolate sauce
enjoy your shit
What's the deal with "heirloom tomatoes"?
>>7955845
They taste terrible. If you have some just throw them out in the lawn for the swamp creatures
>>7955845
They're basically just cultivated in a way which is pressing the "random" button on the gene roulette.
>>7956313
Untrue. Often very good when fresh and firm, worth cutting and sprinkling salt on them and eating plain.
Newest meme indredient
wow, shakeshack blows five guys out the fucking water. i've never tried in-n-out, but i can't imagine it being much better than this.
For me the McChicken is the best fast food sandwich.
>>7955657
I think Penn Station holds these other places down and hatefucks the shit out of them.
>>7955657
>Crinkle cut fries
OP Confirmed for bait
Alright /ck/ time for a cook along thread!
Today I'm making some good ol jambalaya. Here you can see for my veggies:
Onion, bell pepper, green onion, mushroom, celery, and garlic
My meats I have 1lb chicken, 1 lb pork, and 1lb smoked sausage (the chicken is marinated in Mexican spices and the sausage, sadly, is not andouille. I bought ingredients at the Mexican mart)
Let's get started, shall we?
>>7955618
aww shit son, i was about to make some jambalaya
Let's not.
>>7955630
Heyyy fuck you guy!
Alright we've got our mis en place. Nice rough chop, nice chunks of meat...we will need a big ol stock pot
I made bearnaise but it didn't taste like the one mommy buys from a tub, it taste too much of tarragon, gross. You lied to me, you said homemade bearnaise tastes great
>>7955450
It would taste great but you used too much tarragon.
>>7955458
I used as much as the recipe said but it was much much stronger than the one from the supermarket. Yuk
It's supposed to taste that way
What do you munch on when gayming ck?
>>7955388
Leave, /v/irgin.
>>7955394
I don't even use /v/
>>7955394
Still a virgin, nonetheless.