Hey /ck/, it's probably pointless asking you this since you're all poor as fuck, but where does one go to buy caviar?
>>7970720
I've seen some in high end cigar or wine shops if you don't want to order online. Not sure if the really good stuff from ex-Soviet states and Russia are under embargo right now.
>>7970732
basically this, although if you go to a high-end fishmonger, they can also have it. russian markets (if you're on the west coast) carry at least salmon roe, if not sturgeon caviar.
Why are turkey sandwiches so damn popular? I get that it's inoffensive and readily available, so people eat it out of convenience. But does anyone actually really like it? It isn't gross, but it's bland? Do people think turkey sandwiches are healthy? Why is it that when I imagine the average stereotypical American lunch I envision an oven roasted turkey sandwich on white bread?
You answered your own question
>>7968466
/thread
So what you're saying is that you just don't like turkey and that to you means nobody else should either?
What do you keep on hand for those times when you can't be bothered to cook?
>>7963616
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
>>7963616
Frozen felafel.
>>7963616
Money
What is /ck/'s opinion on Jarred Garlic?
I love it and think it works as well as fresh minced garlic.
My professional cooking friends make fun of me though...
>>7970155
I've never had one that didn't taste weird in some way. Mincing garlic only takes like 10 seconds anyways. Unless you're using mounds I can't see the point, and if you're using mounds wouldn't you want it to taste nice?
What is it floating in?
>>7970155
Never.
The best sandwich?
For me it is the French Beef avec Dip with con au jus.
Bread with au mayo con jus is a personal favorite of mine
>>7963908
why did you call it the "French Beef" in english
and then say
>avec dip
>with
>con au jus
basically you said french beef with dip with dip, while smashing together two languages
is this bait?
Pan con peanut confit jus avec jelly jus with bread
bien
Why does cutting a sandwich from corner to corner make it taste better then cutting it straight across?
>>7966988
step it up
triangles are just more aesthetic to the eye and easier to fit in your mouth.
>>7966988
It's something to do with the square root of 2 being irrational
I'm starting.
>>7964296
Alcohol.
To get shit faced on while you cook.
So it makes it not suck.
a dishwasher amiright? fuck dishes
These are super useful
What can I make to eat with almost no money? I've got about $100 for food for the next 4 months, I don't want to live off of ramen and I'd rather cook my meals too. All I can think of is rice, beans, and eggs. What do you guys make when you're short on cash?
Rice, legumes, seasonal veggies, chicken, pasta
>>7967539
Pasta, and a couple bags of frozen chicken (cheap generic brand) are a couple of recommendations that will go a long way
lobster, soda, crab, steaks, snacks
just use your real money somewhere else
ITT - things you do that trigger /ck/
I order my steak medium well, I would get it well done but my family judges
>>7951782
I cook almost entirely vegan meals at home, and just eat animal products when I go out.
I like ketchup on fries, hash browns and hamburgers
>>7951782
>My family judges
Just tell them to fuck off. They're not the ones eating it.
what do you usually order at starbucks?
>>7946406
a taxi to a better coffee shop
>>7946412
This
Black coffee, because I'm not a child that's addicted to sugary drinks
Help /ck/. I fucked up big time.
I like to store my food in various compartments around my house, secretly as i have a fear of people contaminating or poisoning my food.
Recently, I've been asking my mom if I can 'eat' dinner upstairs more often. When I do, I've been stuff as much as I can in a small hole in the drywall for later consumption. At first this wasn't much of a problem and I was able to suck some of the food out through a small straw but it's far too thick to suck now. I can't bare the thought of eating food normally so I can't eat anything. I don't know what too do. This had been going on for 3 weeks and now the smell is starting to arouse suspicion. I absolutely cannot tell my mom what I've been doing but I'm so hungry.
What do? I haven't eaten for 3 weeks, /ck/. Help...
get professional help you fucking waste of human genome
your parents already probably lament that you were the fetus to survive through pregnancy, just go get help and try to be a normal adult you fucking dumbass
>>7967446
You don't understand. I CANNOT eat food normally anymore. I feel if I tried to get help, they'd force me to eat their food. I'm scared they're going to try and drug me or make me 'normal'. Please help me.
>>7967439
lol nice meme
post pics or you don't get any more (You)s.
What even is this "sea salt" meme?
I keep seeing it everywhere at the grocery store.
Is it even different from normal salt?
it's from the sea
>>7965943
>Is it even different from normal salt?
Yep. Normal salt is just sodium chloride. Sea salt contains other minerals than just sodium chloride so it tastes different.
You wonder that now? Sea salt at least is dirt cheap, whereas the shitty himalaya salt cost like what, 10$/250g?
The differences are so small you'll probably not even notice them, just get whatever salt they produce near to you, or if you don't care for that, get the cheapest you can find.
Coke, any soda for that matter, is objectively better in glass bottles
>>7960209
I do not disagree with this statement. Same goes for beer.
>>7960264
I guess we'll just have to agree to agree.
Thanks for making my first day on the chan so warm and welcome.
Alright lads I'm making tea. Sugar?
tea with lots of milk and no sugar>all other tea
>>7969363
acmed pls give back my cup and my leaves
>ask for 2 sugars
>OP gives me 1
MOMS GONNA FREAK
But this is a great off topic thread that I won't sage or hide, I promise.
I just ordered one of these bad boys after using a shitty round $30 dehydrator for years. It cost just under $200 delivered and has 6 trays and variable heat settings.
So far I've dehydrated jerky, banana, Apple and strawberries.
What else is good dehydrated as a nutritious snack? With fruit I never add sugar and I don't eat more dried fruit in a day than I would if it was fresh.
I need ideas for some food to wreck with my new toy
P. S. Sorry if the pic quality is shit, I'm on my phone
milk
water
me? i'd dehydrate crab legs