>allow me to begin
>>7953074
>look it up on google
Not a single picture of the real thing
Ask me how I know it sucks
And isn't that poco de gallo on a quesadilla? Pico de gallo does not belong on a quesadilla
>>7953126
It's not a quesadilla, you uncultured swine.
Also, that pic is from Google images
>>7953199
He's right that's literally the only picture. No one must care about it.
What is your favorite spirit /ck/ and why isn't it vodka?
>>7953067
Bourbon. Cachaca.
Depends on the season.
Haven't had vodka in probably over 20 years.
>>7953067
Bourbon or Rye Whiskey
Because vodka is flavorless plebeian shill water
Literally impossible
>>7953035
Looks like you got the recipe wrong, whats the back of that box say? Might be missing butter
>>7953035
>Can't even make cookies
Damn son even literal children can make cookies
>Mix
>Fucking up after a machine did most of the work.
will having full-partial sleeve tattoos make me a good chef, /ck/?
No, but it'll make you a colossal faggot.
Only if you also have a crippling cocaine addiction
>>7953024
I can't think of a more stellar qualification...or a greater regret later in life.
Is this a good knife? I got it for $60
Should I have bought something else?
Its a weber chef's knife
dude
It's serrated because of the awful sharpening on the blade and it's not suppose to be serrated. Answer your own question.
>>7953032
Its very similar to the global g-2
Hey /ck/ how do you prep your slop
>he can't appreciate a deconstructed weiner a la carbs
Pleb.
>>7952995
Nice deconstructed hot dog. I'd plate it with a little mint leaf though, gotta be pretentious ya know
iphone posters are so funny and creative!
what's the best pizza you've ever had?
>>7952868
When I was in Rome and Florence I ate the best pizza I've ever had in my life. The Italians do it the best, no contest. It's not a meme it really is true.
>>7952882
Good sample size
I have a giant jar of lemonade powder and I'm wondering what desserts I can make with it. Got any ideas?
>>7952804
>>Ideas
Yeah, throw it out and get lemons. You know, the fruit.
As for serious ideas, sure, but first we need to know what kind of lemonade powder you have. Can you post the brand or the ingredients? Depending on if what you have contains sugar or an artificial sweetener makes a big difference in how to proceed.
frozen lemonade
you're welcome
Lemon cake.
Lemon pudding.
Lemon bars.
Lemon cake with lemon pudding filling with lemon buttercream frosting?
What else do you have in the pantry, Anon? What have we got to work with?
Why is food and cooking portrayed so pretentiously in media? Vid related, the movie treats a grilled cheese like a fucking souffle.
pick a forum, asshole. /tv/ or /ck/, not both.
>>7952754
I've never seen that movie, but the last time it was posted here it was pretty clear that it was an important scene to the plot, which makes perfect sense.
I haven't seen cooking portrayed pretentiously any more than any other sort of portrayal. My guess is that you're trolling.
>>7952756
Cry harder, dumbass. This is a post about food on the food board.
Is swallowing a tiny amount of plastic lethal?
Goodbye anon
Why do you think they put all those warnings for children?
OP confirmed dumber than a 2 year old.
>>7952724
Y-you didn't eat plastic, right?
>in which unique circumstances is a chef allowed to use ketchup?
omurice
>>7952696
I used to put this shit on everything
>potato chips
>fish sticks
everything
even mac and cheese a couple of times
if the recipe requires it
What are things you can do with kale? Today I made a salad of kale and chickpeas with tahini-yogurt dressing.
Eat it
Stir fry it.
It goes great in fried rice. The stems too.
>>7952677
use it to line a platter of shrimp and make the presentation pop for your next party? Other then that Kale is useless and disgusting.
>get Chef Boyardee can
>supposed to be cheese raviloi in tomato sauce
>no mention of meat
>there's the gross meat in the sauce
MAKES ME SO MAD
When I was little all the other kids made fun of me for scraping the meat out of my chef yee hardy ravioli before eating it, was I actually patrician?
There is cheese, it's melted cheddar
Melt some cheddar in your own sauce to find this to be honest and true
>>7952618
>>Not reading the ingredients
Is this safe to eat?
Yes, cook through.
Only if you like food poisoning
I wouldn't. feed it to the birds
Hey /ck/
Who's your favorite youtube cooking channel?
>> cooking with dog
>>7952526
cooking with dog is good, but I prefer RunnyRunny999 and lately Kuma-chan is the new hotness with Cooking Bear Channel. She's cute as fuck.
>>7952526
who do you think will die first? chef or the dog?
>>7953912
whichever one it is gets a good meal out of the other.