I need help /ck/. The day after Thanksgiving I have been invited to what amounts to a second Thanksgiving with a new friend group. I'm slated to bring Pecan Pie and Bread Pudding.
I'm not a very likable person and I want to make a good impression with my food. I need help.
I have enough money that I can try out recipes over the next week to get something right. Does anyone have suggestions for recipes? Secrets? Anything?
Please I really don't want these people to hate me.
load your bread pudding up with booze and they will like you
Two dessert dishes? Sounds like your new friends are a bunch of fatties.
>>8280658
Chill the fuck out and stop being annoying if you want people to like you
This is going to be a great Fall season.
Gross. Just learn to fucking cook already.
>>8280424
I have money for both. What's you're damn problem? We didn;t get mc Rib's last year you dumb fuck.
>>8280424
Agreed. Onions are gross indeed.
1 x Tina's Burrito (Red Hot Beef) = $0.38
>>8280338
1 x thread (this one) = shit
Burrito from a Taco Truck = $6 or more
>>8280338
I've gotten like 6 of these before, lined them on a plate, topped them with extra sauce, meat, cheese, sour cream and guac, and dug in with a knife/fork.
Shit was like a fusion wet burrito from hell.
How much value do you put into nutrition /ck/? I recently started counting calories mainly due to curiosity, and I've noticed how hard it is to overdue it on sugar/cholesterol/sodium.
>>8280112
>going over on sodium
Sodium is pretty irrelevant annon unless you're not an active person.
I value nutrition a lot more than I used to but I won't sacrifice taste for nutrition. I'm not going to be one of those fags who only eats plain tofu and drinks kale smoothies for 3 meals a day, if I want fried chicken I'm still gonna go get a plate of fried chicken. But I might get a side of collared greens with it.
>get some kind of chicken artichoke alfredo at a restaurant
>don't finish it and take leftovers home
>wound up just giving it to my dog
>later he farts hard near me and it smells exactly like that meal, like a fresh plate of it had just been placed in front of me
>forever associate chicken alfredo with dog fart
>>8279341
what did u do to the dog
>be 5yr old me
>head lice going around school
>mom reads in some 80's parenting magazine that washing your kid's hair with vinegar keeps lice away
>forced to sit in bathtub and head washed in vinegar
>almost 30 years later
>still can't stand smell of vinegar
>>8279347
Looked at him with confusion and disgust, made sure to not feed him any more weird shit
What do you have for breakfast, /ck/ers?
My favourite - full English, but with more bacon than is in the pic.
>>8286190
And an extra sausage or two. Oh and an extra half tomato.
>>8286190
this plate of random shit reminds me of those mexican foods where they pile on tons of shit over chips.
>>8286190
Normally I have 4 large slices of leftover pepperoni pizza with globs of nutella and peanut butter spread over on top, a chocolate dipped banana, 3 fried eggs with bacon and mountain dew.
>>8285831
*arabic/middle eastern
Actual "Islamic" food is pretty bland.
>>8285835
give an example. I eat at the Mosque once and a while and it's very nice
>>8285831
DELET THIS
Why won't it die?
Pretty much all their luncheon meat is INSANELY salty up here in Canada. Is it the same in America? I had it recently and made the mistake of asking for salt and pepper at the end and it was almost gross.
>>8285488
Cheap
Fast
Relatively Healthy
FUCKING EVERYWHERE
It's like Denny's -- no one goes there by choice. You just wind up there.
>>8285529
never been to denny's but have so many around, my parents always complained how shit it is so never tried it. Is it worth it or am i better off going ihop?
Yo you went to sonic?
Fuck the sonic across the street is closing in 5 minutes...
Can I make it??
>>8282930
Let me think...
>>8282930
You're an asshole if you do.
what food item would you buy more of if cost wasn't an issue?
rib eye
lobster
Honestly it's probably tea, but good seafood is a close second
You know that stuff you call "pepperoni" is actually SALAME, right? And that "pepperoni" is a distortion of PEPERONI, which is the word for a particular kind of VEGETABLE, right? Learn the master language of food, you frigging cads.
>>8281660
Nobody cares, fuckboy.
Who wants to eat a SOLAME pizza? Nobody, that's who.
Now excuse me while I go grab a slice of proper pepperoni pizza and masturbate.
>implying we care about your stupid language
>>8281660
this is an EGGPLANT you fucking illiterate foreign cunt
Hi, /ck/! Feeling hungry for some meatballs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk
This channel is full of delightful dishes that I thought you would all enjoy.
this is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA
>>8281011
I love how she adds "my way" to so many of the video titles, you can really tell she puts a very unique personal touch into her cooking.
>>8281011
I love how she calls it a big mac/rustler, as if she doesn't even know the word "burger".
What is your favorite type of alcohol?
Beer
Vodka
Rubbing.
Boulevardier for me
What's yours
old russian for me, thanks
>>8275414
Dirty vodka martini, garnished with blue cheese stuffed olives preferably.
god bless smirnoff, for their marketing reps or whoever gave us the Moscow Mule
can we just have a thread where we come and show off things we've cooked?
r8 & h8 on others of course as well
pic related. chicken curry from a few nights ago
and some general tso's chicken as well
I love homemade perogies. Fried with onions or its not worth it.
>>8273715
Also have a pic of some gnocchi, although the sauce is just some generic canned pasta/pizza sauce.