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>>8285211
It looks good

>>8285211
no

>>8285211
I know you're probably memeing, but do you have a good minestrone recipe

plz halp

>>8285124
taste it and find out

>>8285141
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK i just went down and looked I think its cooked but the fat hasn't bnroken up yet, so like its still tough and solid but the fiber hasn't broken down yet? one of the 6 pieces was super tender and shredded well but the other ones i could barely pull apart with forks. I've made this dish a dozen times and always do it the same way too, IDK what went wrong. I left them on low still, going to see if another hour help

>>8285033
I uh.. dropped something on my penis

>>8285033
Swift is the only skinny girl I've ever seen that I'd want to have sex with.

>>8285068
Faggot

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pickle wraps

>>8284883
>cool
>peanut butter and chocolate chip burrito

Maybe if you lightly fried the tortilla and tossed it in some cinnamon/sugar mixture and folded it like a taco it might be edible.
I'm sorry but that's some poorfag desperation food right there.

>>8284913
Those I actually think look decent.

>>8284883
>"I invented this"

No you didn't, moron. Everyone has done this for decades.

Anyone that buys tortillas has leftover tortillas, and peanut butter + chocolate are fundamental.

>>8284778
>The disgusting mush of boiled vegetables on the bottom coupled with meat/chicken/fish pieces of questionable quality.

You remind me of my one friend who said that soup was just "soggy food".

Is that you, Rob??

>>8284778
>Bone broth
It's called stock you vine watching, buzzfeed reading millenial cancer.

>>8284784
Unless I adopted a second identity after a traumatising soup experience, probably no.

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>doesn't read reviews or comments of online recipe before trying it
you deserved it.

>>8284820
It was rated 5 stars. It's like as if I went to go see iron man in theatres and all the reviews rated it 5 stars because they liked brokeback mountain.

>>8284870
Trusting movie reviews like that is pointless too.

I haven't seen many good online recipes that don't need at least a little tweaking.

Just use Tupperware or a bowl you autisticfuck.

>>8284690
Most of the time I serve it on its own plate, etc

Unless it's soup, for some reason

I draw the line at having to use a tureen.

>>8284690

Serve from pan then put leftovers in a pyrex. I don't understand how you even need to ask this.

Are you an alcoholic or on any drugs that might affect your appetite? Because it sounds like you have an eating disorder

>>8284616
I don't do drugs or alcohol

>>8284613
>eating

Why don't you receive your nutrients from solar rays?

>>8284575
>We have this in the freezer, its over a year old.
Unless your broke as fuck, which your buying oysters for your kids birthday, so you probably aren't, just buy a new one.

>>8284575
On the freak chance that this is an earnest post: the fact that I assume this is bait speaks volumes to how shitty of a parent you are.

>>8284575
Don't skimp on your kids birthday m8. Go buy him a great steak.

>>8284511
Right on!

You've come to the right place. Certainly you'all find affirmation for your petty existence here! :y

>>8284511
Overly permissive parents who were afraid to send their kids to bed hungry or make them finish their food. Also laziness in the cooking department.

>>8284519
bah, just because I am momentarily butt-flustered doesn't mean it defines my existence

They're fine. You can leave eggs out of the fridge for much longer than you'd think.

>>8284455
this

if you're really worried put them in water. if they sink, they're fine

>>8284465
i meant THIS

Cause it's fed to us as kids. I stopped drinking it years ago, i'll only have a good cream soda once in a while.

>>8284517
>Cause it's fed to us as kids

Not everyone has such shitty parents, anon.

>>8284526
In america we do, that's why thin people are rare here, at least where i live.

>>8284365
Looks like shit

Like a space alien tried to make a Thanksgiving dinner

>>8284365
Kinda. But that's because I'm broke as fuck and don't get paid till next week.

>>8284365
looks pretty normal for this time of year

get yourself a Cornish game hen, stuff it with stuffing.

Make mashed potatoes with like two potatoes and make a sweet potato and melt butter and marshmallows on it.

You could go for a turkey leg or turkey breast. If you're not afraid of leftovers, you could roast the whole turkey, freeze whatever meat you're not going to immediately consume and use the carcass for stock.

Don't use canned. If you're going to spend a major holiday in an empty house devoid of any and all loved ones, you might as well occupy yourself with the task of cooking. Make sure you have some music, podcast or television show playing in the background so you don't become too aware of the soul-crushing silence. Or even worse, the sound of merriment from your neighbors spending time with other human beings.

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Popeyes by me was selling fried turkeys last year. I ate the whole bird by myself in one day and fapped a bunch

There's a couple different brands of butterscotch liquer on the market.

Malt extract.

i imagine butterbeer as tasting like werther's