Deep fried pizza rolls. You can never go back.
>>8523300
Yeah they're better deep fried than nuked or heated in the oven. But they're still just pizza rolls.
Make some real food.
>>8523300
Damnit now i have to try this.
Any batter or coating or just toss 'em in the oil?
>that guy who thinks applebees is a fancy restaurant
>that guy who buys $50 whisky and mixes it with coke
>that guy who boils his sausages in water
>that guy who puts ketchup/siracha on everything
>that guy who spends energy caring about that other guy
>that guy who posts warped pictures of Brendan Fraser even though he looks plenty fucked up without photoshop applied
>>8522764
this
What are they? What do you recommend?
can't learn from a book
just do
cooking isn't the kind of thing you learn from a book
go find an inexpensive recipe and try to cook it. if you fuck it up, figure out where you went wrong and try it again
repeat this exercise across different recipes with different steps
>>8522514
Read recipe
cook recipe
repeat until you have the experience to comfortably improvise.
Damn, whole wheat pasta is really good, you guys should try it.
Never had one which didn't taste like wet cardboard.
lies
>>8522321
DID try it and didn't like it. OK?
I love spicy/hot food. I eat it as much as I can and I've always loved it. Recently I got a shit ton of pickled whole green chilli peppers and I go through a jar in about 2 days since they are so delicious.
Problem is that my ass is burning every time I take a shit. Is there a way to prevent that?
insert them rectally
they'll come out your mouth end
milk enema after every meal
>>8521990
The goal here is to avoid burning sensation on my anal cavity altogeher, so I don't see how stuffing peppers up my ass is going to help.
organ > muscle
>>8521669
As much as I love organs, you can't eat an organ medium rare...
Close, OP:
Tendon > organ > muscle
>>8521690
Close, OP:
Bone>Tendon>Organ>Muscle
Give me some recipes based on mirepoix. I need to get rid of my celery.
>>8521526
Shove that celery up your ass, faggot
>>8521526
I've eaten mirepoix by itself before. It's delicious, simple, and healthy.
Cook mirepoix
Put on mcchicken
What's /ck/ having for dinner?
I havent' had yet so looking to see what ya'll havin
Nothing?
Beef stroganoff
Why aren't your pictures /ck/ related?
>>8521214
The first one is.
Stroganoff is a 10/10 dish by the way.
Has anyone anywhere in the past century eaten a Necco wafer candy?
>>8520739
we used them for shingling on gingerbread houses in elementary school.
if someone told me that vaginas taste like necco wafers, i'd probably decide to be gay.
My best friend loves them. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with him, he told me he knows they're horrible but he just loves them
>>8520739
Used to eat them, not sure why.
Just tried Kratom for the first time. Stirred it into some water. Pic related.
Any ideas as to what I can put this stuff in to to make it more palatable /ck/?
>>8520587
Capsules.
No but seriously with vodka and ginger.
>>8522439
Not op but the capsules ripped my stomach a new one last i tried. Not to mention the fact That you have to down like 10 of em to get any noticeable effect and that can be difficult considering the size of the capsules.
>>8522439
Drinking 1/3 of a glass of wine with it made me vomit.
Favorite way to eat spam? What's the best flavor and why is it teriyaki? Have you ever gotten other people to try it?
>>8520416
The only time I eat spam is camping. I put an entire can at the end of a stick, cover it in tin foil, cook it over the flame, take it out and off the stick, cut it into slices, cook those on a stick, and eat it on bread with yellow mustard with lots of beer to wash it down.
>buying anything else than standard spam
Bro it's like meat tofu, you can season it however you'd like (don't add salt though obviously)
Just finished a can last night
>>8520416
Got a half sized can recently because I'd never tried it and was curious and it was on sale.
Cut it fairly thin and fry it until the outside is crispy but the inside is still fairly moist and eat it on an toasted egg sandwich. Fairly good bacon replacement, would do it again.
When robot waiters come to America, are we going to have to tip them?
>>8519643
Yep, how else are they going support their on going programming, or little circuit boards at home?
>>8519643
Yes. Maintaining those robots isn't cheap.
>>8520748
No, but the source of their "food style" products sure as hell will be. Sucker.
Choose your tea, /ck/.
Hard more: no Earl Grey, hot.
The Ceylonese, if you please
>>8519001
Scottish Breakfast and a scone with clotted cream and preserves.
Imperial gunpowder.
Tea general
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The last thread died but I'm excited and need somewhere to post about the really good houjicha I just had. I'm pretty tea illiterate, so I followed a guide and did three infusions in a kyusu I have - 1:30 at 190F, :30 at 200F, and finally 1:30 at 205F.
The first immediately struck me with how strong and toasty it was for such a short steeping, but the third time around was my favorite; very nutty and even stronger. It reminded me quite a bit of some genmaicha I had a while ago, but seemed somehow clearer in taste.
I still have some pu-ehr, both loose and pressed that I'm going to try in a bit. A lot of my complaint with tea is that I find it weak (being primarily a coffee drinker), but hopefully darker teas will be what I'm looking for.
Just had some 10+ years wuyi oolong, it was aparently reroasted through the years
It was the best aged oolong Ive ever had (not that Ive had a ton before, just the 2 avaliable at ys)
Too bad I only had a sample, sucks too be poor, if I had the money I would buy some more
>>8517470
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What should I expect from my first tea cake. Also, what do you think of what-cha.com http://what-cha.com/2016-what-cha-jingmai-shengtai-raw-puerh-cake/
>the UK is contemplating the possibility of graphic warning photographs and plain packaging appearing on bottles of alcohol
>'It’s an absurdity. It will crush the craft side of the industry' says bearded craft beer faggot
overpriced shit beer and their meme labels BTFO
Im glad I dont live in a nanny state.I like collecting craft beer bottle.
>>8516755
>I like people seeing how much I have spent on meme beers
>>8516706
>wah wah wah I need plain packaging on beer bottles
>wah wah wah but muh health and maymays
What the fuck