Great marketing campaign or the greatest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrIg18Uby4E
>>8592954
You forgot about McBLT
>>8592954
mack the knife?
>>8592990
yes
>beverages engineered to be consumed with 10-15% additional water content from melted ice
drinking it straight up is abhorrent.
Drinking it at all is bad. Just stick with water.
Do Americans really drink 8 glasses of this stuff a day?
>>8592751
At least. It's an expression we all learn as children. Eight Cokes a day keeps the doctor away!
What is the point of food being visually appealing? It doesn't impact the taste.
It's been scientifically proven to do exactly that.
>>8592425
>scientifically proven
Yes, on a statistically chi squared analysis of a population of imbeciles.
If it looks like shit nobody would want to fucking eat it
Pic related;It's Indian food
What is the best rice in the world and why is it Lundgren?
>>8592153
Are you too stoned to see that it says Lundberg, you hippie faggot
>>8592161
yes hello OP here
I WILL NEVAR EAT WHITE RICE AGAIN
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Knife thread. Are shun and wüsthof the best knives for nonretarded peices? Looking at a shun 7 inch santoku rn, and i like the steel better than wüsthof's . Anyone else i should look into for that price?
>>8591677
Shun and Wusthof are both fine for a mid/high end home cook or professional.
They're like a jaguar or Mercedes. High production, mid range price, decent performance for the $.
The knives from the 14th generation blacksmith in Kyoto will be more like a Ferrari. Very high end, very high performing, but requires care and will cost significantly more than higher production models but only offer slightly more performance compared to the jaguar or Mercedes.
>>8591821
Because those will generally have SOME manufacturing imperfections until you reach the ~$300 + range at which point, I'd rather just pony up for a $1000 meme blade that's custom made to my liking
>>8591677
Zwilling Twin and Tojiro DP are the big brands in the same price range. I'd just get something really cheap like an Ergo Chef Prodigy.
Are you man enough to wear an apron in the kitchen?
I got one but never wear it , 'cus stupid.
All those tomatosauce stains on my jeans and shirts, should have taught me to.
No because as I grew up I learned to not spill shit all over myself. You need to start believing in yourself anon.
>>8591620
Sure, but I don't really ever wear dress clothes while I'm cooking.
i did in my last apartment because the sink was like four inches deep and i would end up soaked any time i did dishes. i was so fucking sick of it. now it's not a big issue since i have a nice deep sink.
but seriously, who sees your in your kitchen? do your family members lurk around just waiting to accuse you of being a woman if you do anything even remotely nonmasculine?
How do you try new things in cooking without fucking up ? I'm always afraid to fuck up so i never go out of my cooking comfort zone and i end up cooking always the same shit over and over again.
>>8591262
I fuck up all the time and get better cause you learn with practice.
>>8591262
Try new things in small doses so not as much is wasted.
It's not difficult to follow a recipe.
I am now legally able to drink. Give me some recommendations.
>>8590049
Sit at the bar alone sipping on a light beer (preferably Coors Light) and periodically do shots of Evan Williams or Jim Beam. If you want to look cool, do Fernet and ginger.
>>8590049
Smoke weed
dont develop a physical dependence on it
What was the last thing you deep fried?
>>8593616
Chicken wangz n shiet
A cheese'n'onion pizza
A couple of these, just needed a little snack.
Soda doesn't 'pair' with anything. The extreme sweetness and physical assault of the carbonation is just overwhelming and doesn't allow interplay with other foods.
Especially in the case of a burger, which should ideally be laden with grease, the heavy syrupy consistency of soda provides no contrast or relief from the heavy, fatty crumbled pork.
The ideal pairing for dan dan is a pale lager.
>>8589356
Doritos
Chinotto soda pairs with pizza.
Pale lager pairs with food in the same way a glass of water or an open window with a slight breeze would: it's irrelevant.
I drink diet 7 up sometimes as a substitute for beer, like with pizza.
I used it to boil ramen last night with some crushed up doritos in it. It was good.
Find a flaw.
>>8585872
Your keyboard is disgustingly dirty and missing an Esc key.
>soggy broccoli
>chicken wasnt browned properly
>edges of plate aren't clean
>using black plate for presentation
>pasta not completely tossed and coated with sauce
>>8585872
> razer
Any of you have special Valentine's meals this year? What'd ya have/how was it?
>>8583595
I drank whiskey with my sad loser friends. I felt like dying all day yesterday. Would do again.
I had dinner with my parents
>>8583595
ironically I did have white castle on Valentine's day
I'm back at the Walmart deli again.
Which of those prepackaged deli meats would you choose?
>>8593839
Bump. I need advice on this before I leave the store. Currently hanging around at the Auntie Anne's near the entrance.
columbus italian dry salame
>>8593839
Uncured honey ham, goy.
When was the last time you fucked up /ck/?
>try to make shrimp for the first time
>use a cookie sheet without thinking
>grease splatters inside stove and sparks fire
>have to toss this gooey, uncooked mess in the garbage
While it's only strengthened my resolve to try again, I'm disappointed in myself. What was your last fuck up /ck/?
>>8592846
I ate tilapia fillets today.
Never again.
I fucked up twice in 2 days, and it's basically the same problem both times. I still don't know what happened.
>Quickly whip up a mix of banana and whey protein to bake as a snack
>I grease the tray, but after 10 minutes of baking every square inch of the "pancakes" were firmly cemented dowwn
>Spent more time cleaning the pan and trying to salvage my food than it took to make
>Next day make corn bread from a mix
>Grease nonstick muffin tin like normal
>Shit is cemented to the bottom again
Both times my batter was rather liquidy by coincidence. Could that be the cause of this abnormal amount of sticking? Both times I baked at 375.
>>8592846
Wait, what kind of shrimp? Isn't that how you're supposed to make shrimp in the oven? Why did the "grease" splatter?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>8592581
That shit matters. You have to take the 5 seconds to wipe off your plates.
>>8592581
literally who?
shows like that have no credit when judges are celebs who know nothing about cooking
this could be the GOAT cooking show if instead of the judges being cunts about everything they treated the show with just a little levity and joy. it's a fun and slightly absurd concept, why is everything about the show so fucking harsh. it's fucking awful desu