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>>8585760
>unironically
AutSperg word of the year.

>>8585774
literally

>>8585774
>word of the year
>has been used heavily for at least three years
What did he mean by this?

>>8585372
>dipping contacts in coffee
so I guess this is supposed to help keep you awake? anyone tried this? does it actually work?

Why not just insert caffeine pills rectally?
It'll absorb into your blood much faster than coffee.

>>8585382
I just can't imagine it wouldn't damage your eyes either immediately or over time, right? There's like, you know, chemicals and stuff in there.

>>8585347
blow him and take him to a nice restaurant

>>8585363
I want to make dinner myself though

>>8585347
blow him +
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/penne-alla-vodka-recipe

Tilapia is great. It's just a tad too expensive imo. Should be the same price as ground chicken but it sells close for double around here. I'd rather have salmon at that point

t's a garbage fish that eats garbage and tastes of garbage

>>8579537
>ITT: people who can't cook

I kinda hate lamb but I think it wasn't prepared well when I ate it. A food that I used to hate but now like is liver casserole.

not that anyone's ever offered me any but i can't imagine ever trying Balut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zus73ayZiXA

sour cream and cream cheese.

>>8579187
>make toast
>burn it

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>>8579187
>i drink tea
>(you)

>>8579196
damn man what happened

Cook more of your meals yourself instead of prepackaged shit. And don't add much salt.

2000 grams of salt a day sounds like it would kill you

>>8588621

i never add salt to my food, but the problem is that salt seems to be lurking in the weirdest foods. I ate 200g of salsa and it came out at 1000 fucking mg of salt.

>>8586749
drink 2 beers

>>8586749
drink 10 beers

>>8586749
i am a doctor drink 30 beers

you probably just jerked off so much that your hand skin was rubbed down to enough that your hands could get cut my fucking foil

imagine slicing your dick with aluminium foil

imagine slicing your eyeball with aluminium foil

because it's a rare day when I have a perfectly ripe avocado ready to be wasted on a fucking piece of toast

>>8585993
I don't live in commiefornia where avocados are cheap and everything has a warning about it giving you cancer.

>>8585996
Why, are you poor?

is kewpie mayo really better than burger brands?

>>8585623
Yes?

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man i thought this shit would taste nasty
but i was wrong

dollar per dollar mi goreng noodles wins though

it removes the bad flavors

Only a pretentious retarded faggot, or a brain-damaged alcoholic would claim alcohol tastes good.
It tastes like fucking burning poison.
A smart person does all sorts of shit to minimize that taste.
A fucking retard takes a shot of isopropyl alcohol and claims it's "10/10".

>>8584713
Underrated post.

Tilapia is pretty mild.

>>8584205
I've seen those in the market before. Might try them this weekend.
Apparently she got disgusted after seeing her aunt fry some fish in old oil when she was a child. Ever since then she had an automatic gag response every time she was even close to fish...

>>8584216
Personally, I think it's kind of bland, but in this case that might be what you're after.

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I love Aunt Bessie's roastie

>the price of freddos is now ___

Pure egg, swiss, ham, done.

>>8588157
why did you cook the fucking shit out of those eggs mate, they're pure blackened. it's not a fucking steak that you need to sear or something holy fuck ahhhhh

>>8588157
Do you never get sick of eating your food abominations?