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>>8640572
you must perform autofellatio and post webm using your real name

failure to do so results in joey & jack raping you tonight until your fire-roids burst

>>8640583
I would literally have to break my back trying to suck my dick, is there any other way I may appease joey & jack?

>>8640572
Splash milk on your hemmorhoids till they cool down

>don't go out to bars or clubs often, if it a bar it's usually to get some guiness (ausfag)
>I usually just go to gaths at mates places
>never had that wtf
>only been to clubs in melbourne
>gin and tonic is my go to tanqueray if they ask, otherwise just their well gin, or some generic beer like VB or carlton or 150 lashes

>>8640548
Take your normalshit alcy circlejerk back to plebbit

>>8640548
So as an old man going on a trip soon to another state, how is going to a bar with other "old men" and drinking? Am I going to get hit up by whores because I'm a fresh face?

>>8640544
Who told you such horseshit.

Wings, like pizza, are wonderful hot or cold.

>>8640544
I prefer them cold, the sauce sticks to the wings much better that way.

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>>8640560
cold pizza tastes like dogshit and you're a horrible human being. I hope you get cancer.

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>tfw barbed wire blocks off 99% of land around you
>tfw can't hunt for mushrooms even though they're common as hell
fuck the land run

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>>8639883

That's terrible, anon. What part of the country are you in?

I've never had Rozites caperata but my MSc supervisor thought they were the best.

Not me; I hate eating sea insects. Even prawns put me off, honestly.

Wild mudbugs killed my parents.

>>8638936
I love the ZAGAT series "Food Tripping With Molly"

On Youtube!

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I put the eggs in cool water in the pot, bring to a boil, cover with lid, OFF the heat and then let them sit for 15 min.

Guaranteed perfectly yellow yolks.

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Until the black reaches the line you want it to.

>>8638111
Alrighty, it's off. I'll let you know in 15 minutes.

>>8637735
Probably Sriracha, but the best I've ever had was some stuff called Belizean Heat my dad got once.

>>8637735
why is this board obssessed with hot sauce?

tabasco, though

it has a nice balance of sweet and spicy.

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Poppamies Jolokia from finland

Few drops for spicy

>>8636651
I tip $10 because I feel bad for them

I have too many anxiety issues to deal with delivery, so I just get drunk and take a couple klonopins and drive to the place. By the time I'm there things just seem to sort them out for themselves, and it seems like a real miracle when I get back home and have food to boot.

>>8636674
You could drink and take pills AND have your shit delivered and it'd be the same, right?

literally me. I know how much goofy shit like saying its free if something wont scan at the grocery store pisses off wagecucks

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>work at Subway
>overweight customer tries making small talk
>"Ha-haha i heard that Jared guy sure liked to eat fresh"
>half-winks
>grimace/laugh and give him his chicken bacon ranch melt

happens about 3-4 times a week

>>8636155
Kek that must've been funny the first couple of times at least

With brown sauce.

Pan. Nice and hot.

>no onions

>>8630544
Duck has been delicacy around the world for a loooonnngggg time. Don't think it's going to change anytime soon.

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It's usually goose rather than duck, and if you've never had your day ruined by a goose I envy you. They deserve everything they get

>>8630544
>force feeding ducks to eat the abnormal and unhealthy liver of a duck
That certainly seems unnecessary.

>>8630522
No, but you shouldn't be eating that a lot.

>>8630522
>2600 calories
>not even 100% calcium

>>8630522
ultimate superfood t b h

except all the sugar holy fuck

I always get the urge to play pokemon after seeing images like this, but I hate the first half hour of meeting Prof. Oak and collecting your first set of shitty pokemon

fuck you pidgeot you piece of shit

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>New! Improved recipe!

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>>8641909
>100% REAL cheese!

>>8641596
Same thing as "savory".

Pure umami would be MSG, the same way pure salty is table salt, pure sour is acid, pure sweet is sugar, etc.....

>>8641596
>bullying cubes
Not this shit again.

>bullying cubes
Fucking Christ not again

>>8641510
Toss rice into zojirushi.

You dont need to soak it.

White rice is shit. Get some brown, and only for when you run out of superior starches.