Anyone know any good dishes I can make with pasta?
I like to make pie :^)
>>8638138
Throw that shit on a tortilla and bake it with cheese
/water/?
>>8638051
Only 2/3rds water, will wet /pol/ never accept me?
Everyone? Who doesn't drink water? Tap water? Fiji vs smart water? What's your pick op?
>'''''''people''''''' that 'dont like the taste of water'
>People that drink bottled water when they have access to tap water
Into the bin you go.
Fuck you
>>8638035
Stop burning your food retard
>>8638037
It's called blackened, and it's a method.
WARNING THIS THREAD HAS BEEN POSTED TO TUMBLR
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THEY ARE STEALING OUR CONTENT
Can I live off canned food and ramen with some rice and maybe potatoes, or will I die?
>>8637861
You'll be fine
You'll be fine, just don't add salt, canned food is usually very high in sodium.
Why, did you find a cache of tins?
>>8638014
No I'm just a poorfag who lost his job recently and I was given a bunch of canned shit by family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U03mCq_cpac
>>8637813
you really find this funny ?
>>8637921
No one does
That's why you had to self bump after 1/2 hr of silence
>>8637813
>look at me I'm a 20 year old college student who says bad words, does drugs, drinks, and jokes about depression/anxiety/shitty relationships
>look at my LOLSORANDUM cooking videos
Even Cr1tikal is starting to lose his harm because his humor devolves into just being offensive.
ketchup is life
i want to die
plz end my life
i eat ketchup
Make ketchup a new meme
If I ever take over a country, I will ban ketchup
you can't rhyme life with life fag
Is there any reason at all to eat ramen if you're not in extreme poverty?
yes being a weeb
>>8637659
I allways have 2 packets, and a can of ravioli incase i get home late and want something fast.
Having developed a taste for it during a past time of extreme poverty.
hey /ck/. im not from ur board so forgive me for lacking etiquette. Im coming upon the end of a week long water fast, and all i can think of eating is brisket. I plan on cooking some up however i dont have a smoker or even a grill as i travel every 3 months for my wife's job. To get around this i had planned on just cooking it in a crock pot (slow cooker) more along the style of mexican cooking so i can make brisket tacos. i have done a decent amount of searching, and my mother's side of the family is spanish (from spain) so im quite familiar with this style of seasoning/cooking. This is going to be my first time making brisket and i want it to be as amazing as possible so i was wondering if anyone had any recipe's or tips they could share. thanks in advance!
>>8637509
You sound like a Muslim and/or a cuck. Leave now, and never come back
>>8637546
based on what u fuck
>>8637546
>cuck
fucking newfags
I coach a team of elementary school kids for academic competition. This Saturday is our biggest tournament. It lasts from about 8am to about 6pm and in the past, the kids start fatiguing out at about 3 or 4 in the afternoon. We'll win all of our matches until then but then the kids are too tired to go on.
This year I want to bring refreshments to help with this, but I don't even know where to start? I know lots of foods that can replenish you physically, but is there anything that will help with mental exhaustion?
For some reason I think tea might help, but I have no idea why I think that. I've think I've heard mint is good too, but again who knows.
Spice some redbulls up with amphetamines.
>>8637430
The kids are like 9 and 10 years old tho
>>8637431
just use adderall rather than going for the heavier chemicals then
So I was given a big bag of Kumquats by my mom recently, she didn't know what to do with them. I've already used them in place of orange juice in a marinade, but I'm not sure how to get rid of the rest of them. Any ideas?
Cut them into medium to large chunks and make jam out of them. we do that every year, absolutley delicious.
>>8636970
Eat them with the skin on.
>>8636970
I kumquat your mom OP
I bought this 10" Victorinox knife for $40 and i bought a 4" paring knife. I'm going to be a world class chef and be able to wala everything now, right?
The meme knife is not as good as it used to be fwiw
>>8636645
I bought one like 8 years ago, its alright. I have not used it in about 5 years tho. I got better knives.
>>8636645
damn. i can probably commit sudoku with it though. amazon reviewers always fuck me over. but i don't want to leave the house
Why don't the Japanese 'cook'?
Their one famous food is a raw slab of fish on a ball of white rice
I also hear they put raw eggs over rice too?
And even sometimes use rice as an alternative to bread because they can't be bothered with actually baking bread
And their ice cream is just rice pounded up into a ball called "mochi"?
What the heck is with these guys?
>>8636057
OBSESSERU
>>8636057
>le /co/ meme face
>japanese food consists entirely of americanized memes and things I see on anime all the time
also they use rice instead of bread sometimes because wheat isn't native to japan you dingo
Mine is cherry coke
>>8635859
No soda. Water, because I am not a child.
>>8635866
Why don't you like soda...it's my favorite drink
Hansen's root beer and mandarin lime soda, they make good soda.
I also like cherry vanilla Pepsi.
What is your favorite pizza toppings? Mine is the BLT pizza
That is a Jets BLT Pizza.
t. Fatass pizza expert.
Best pizza I ever ate had calabrian peppers and smoked pork shoulder on it. In terms of "normie" pizza: pepperoni, italian sausage, and mushroom.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/videos/hacks/next-level-yorkshire-pudding-pizza
You can't beat a good 'shire 'za
Did you make your parents order for you despite you sitting right there when you went to restaurants as a kid?
>>8634917
All the way until age 15.
>>8634927
Why
>>8634982
Shy kid, grew out of it in high school and now create public spectacles. Autism truly is a spectrum.