Knockwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst.
You must choose. But choose wisely.
Scheissewurst please!
T. German
Weisswurst > bratwurst > knockwurst
Weisswurst, when properly served. OP's image is a perfect example of how to fuck up because you don't know what the fuck kind of sausage you're using. Fucking sad.
damn bb girl keep goin
>>8650452
HOLY SHIT BRO
what is the worst vegetable ?
There's no such thing as a bad vegetable.
>>8650143
Okra is horrible. Only thing worse is tarrot root, fucking poi makes me throat itch, every, fucking, time. They keep promising this won't happen...BUT THEY LIE.
>>8650151
Okra is god tier. You just aren't using it right. Same for taro. Poi isn't very good, but it's also the worst way to use taro root.
we appreciate dumplings
I appreciate dumplings.
You can't spell dumplings without DUMP! Which is what DUMPlings taste like! They taste like DUMP! Which is POOP!
>>8650272
That's stupid talk
How the fuck do I use this microwave? I think it's from the 70s and I can't figure out where to even start
>>8649864
Nice orange hat
>>8649864
Try it out
>>8649864
>hat indoors
What wine would go nicely with the rigatoni bolognese dish I am making?
>>8649811
A Barolo or Barbaresco.
Lambrini
>>8649811
Montepulciano.
Does anyone else feel gypped when you buy a chicken and the giblets aren't included?
>gypped
Please keep your racism off this board, kid.
They belong in the fucking trash you fucking savage.
Seriously, I should fucking kick your ass for making a thread like this. Are you fucking kidding me?
Yes. But only when they don't give me the neck to use when making stock.
Made a flat meringue for my lemon meringue pie...
Why did my meringue stay runny and not stiffen /ck/?
>>8649636
because you're a failure, dear anon
Did you make sure that the eggs were room temperature?
>>8649648
That's probably thing I could guarantee
If you aren't eating cricket protein bars then you aren't a real man.
>1 Exo bar = 10 grams of protein
>12 pack of Exo Bars =$36
>REAL MEN PAY $3 FOR 10 GRAMS OF PROTEIN
Yeah, you're real.
Real stupid that is.
>>8649566
/thread
fuck you gay cum filled bars OP
>>8649566
I'm not poor so spending a few € for the sake of convenience isn't a huge deal for me. I get it, you are too much of a pussy to try eating insects my man
Also it's $31 not $36
https://www.amazon.com/Exo-Cricket-Flour-Protein-Cocoa/dp/B00YU0SZ8U?th=1
Is drinking coffee after a meal healthy?
It's not unhealthy
>>8648994
but does it help digestion or is it just a myth?
>>8648997
It helps bowel movement
Is it normal to shorten the word "refrigerator" to "ref"? or is "fridge" the only acceptable shortening?
Ref is used as short for referee, so it would be a little confusing to use it that way.
I call mine the 'tor.
I call mine the unportable cooler
What do you guys do about friends with horrible palates?
>Live in upstate NY.
>great cheap local pizza places on every corner where I live
>Friend insists on getting Pizza Hut every goddamn time
>Cheap semi-authentic Asian place?
>"Nah lets get Panda Express"
>Local bar is supposed to have great burgers?
>"Why don't we just just hit up Red Robin, you know its good"
It doesn't matter what the food is, most of my friends group insists on eating the mass-produced garbage chain version of it 100% of the time. It makes me so mad.
>>8648921
Why dont you just not eat the same thing they do? Or cook it yourself to show them how much better it tastes?
>>8648929
I mean yeah given the option most days of the week I do cook for myself. And this isnt too frequent of an issue but if we're going to say grab dinner and see a movie later or go out on the weekend this is certain to happen.
Cooking for them would probably be just as frustrating. One guy and his GF have a fridge filled with only frozen shit like Bagel Bites. The GF doesn't eat anything "green". It wouldn't be worth the headache trying to cook for them
>upstate
>great pizza
wew lad
Hello, first time poster from northern Europe. I always wanted to try some American bacon. I only ate Lithuanian salo so far, but last summer I was in Germany and in hotel there was a bacon that looked like the bacon you all know I am talking about. I tried it and it tasted even better that I expected. I wanted to make some by myself ever since. Yesterday I butchered one of my pigs (I am a farmer by the way) and I think I have part I need for bacon (pic related). I have found some recipes on the internet, but is there /ck/ approved way of bacon making? Any recipes and tips are welcome.
>>8648882
Just slice that shit thin, cure it and fry it up.
>>8648882
You could smoke it and then cut it in thin strips.
>>8648882
Have you ever cured any meat before?
redpill me on grains of paradise /ck/
Anyone who uses the term redpill unironically is a gullible retard.
>>8648853
i don't think you know what gullible means because it makes zero sense in this context
Rate my breakfast my dudes
>bread
>white bread, at that
looks good otherwise.
>>8648775
Go back to bed Fatkins you're dead
>>8648767
How about you rate your quality of life