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>>1011636

1. Eliminate any outstanding debts. The preference would be high to low interest. In general that would be credit cards then private loans, followed by collateral loans and housing.

2. Create an emergency fund with 3-12 months worth of living expenses. This range is mostly due to circumstances. A married couple with two incomes and family help would likely only need a small buffer of cash.

Someone who is alone, with no outside assistance, and a single income would be better off having a larger emergency fund to protect against the unforeseen. I have enough money to live for a month in a safe, then the remainder in an online bank. They can have interest rates around 1%, which is probably the best that can be done while keeping the money liquid and movable.

It's only 5k, put it in one account with a high interest rate.

Why would you want to create a nuisance over 5k?

>>1011618
You'll never be part of the Big 4 so don't worry about it.

>>1011618

Someone I knew made around 70k for being an audit (lol)

>>1011621
i already am, have a grad offer in assurance but ok m8

>>1011626
as in a 1st year?

>>1011595
first this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEDIj9JBTC8

then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ija5kWGFZVY

>>1011598
That was very helpful. What next?

>>1011544
Because I have nothing worth being paid for.

because im on /biz/

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Survey the market to see if there's a solid niche that needs filling.

Survey the market to see if there's even a way to properly monetize once you get going.

>>1011531
Oops, pic unrelated. Was going to edgypost but then decided not to be a cunt.

>>1011529
Be a hot 10/10 grill not afraid to do anal.

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>implying you'd be able to monetize followers anyway

>>1011525
You can't really monetize on followers, and people already do this. There are services out there that allow you to pay for a certain amount of followers.

If you are tired of being a wage-slave start a business. You don't need an MBA for that.

>>1011270
Only worth it if
>you're on the road to upper management
>your company is paying for it

>>1011276
or career change in some cases

>>1011263
I have a strategy question - how does he perceive possible threats from technological start-ups disrupting the tax and audit business for the Big 4?

"Do you have a feminine dick?"

How do I get a job at one of these with shit grades, above excellent communication skills and worked as a English tutor and with a short internship at a low tier accounting firm?
I know I'd be better than anyone working there because of my people skills, I just get rejected on my applications always

no, you entitled retard.

>>1010906

Well why is that?

>>1010906
Don't listen to this retard. You absolutely can deduct tuition. No idea why you would though when you can take a credit.

Not OP but also curious

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Yes, for sure. The thing with the exams is not that the things you need to know are particularly hard, you need to know 1000 things - mile wide and an inch deep. Quantity of material makes it harder to cram last minute.

But difficulties with exams make them the more valuable to be certified.

>>1010181
Depends if you've taken graduate courses. In Texas(my home state) you've gotta take 30 hours of graduate courses before you can sit for the exam. At my uni 98% of people pass after the first try if they've completed their graduate degree

>>1010121
>Why does Kmart refuse to get with the times?

that would cost money.

>>1010135
I agree. It's not the Kmart I worked at that was outdated in machines. All of them that I've ever been at in my life (in 2 US states) had decades old POS machines

Maybe 20 years old IBM POS systems are not as hackable, as the fiasco that Target went thru. That's not a good answer, but it may be true.

I remember visiting one K-Mart (maybe 10 years back) and they still a picture of Kresge hanging on the wall in the back foyer to the offices. Other than in Bentonville, I doubt Wally has Sam Walton pictures in each store. Times change.

>>1009165
first of all stop tripping lad this isnt owg

>is accounting a good direction to go?

For you.... No.

You never "see" money. You shift shit around so the client pays less tax. Your money is a bunch of numbers on a page and you stick it together to make it look right.

Also shoebox office I hate it.

You: go get a job in a bank or sell fruit they handle money all the time.

>>1009165
If you want a good stable profession then yes accounting is a good way to go. You can even specialise if you want and go into Treasury etc if you want to differentiate yourself

>>1008589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRbwJp_szQ
Yes he is right

Not watching your shill bullshit. This is a discussion board not a post links board

>>1009108

Ok your fault if you don't wanna be successful

Find a black woman that went to college and got out of the ghetto. They are the best mates.

>>1016616
I'm in Europe there's not many black people here.

>>1016612
Join a church group and find a nice wholesome girl you can force to be frugal.

>>1013504
Find an online sugar daddy. Just send him nudes a couple times a day.

Post pic.

So strip. You can make $500 to $1000 a day.

Or cam you can make $100 to $300 a session. It can easily be recorded though.

There is little money in selling clips and doing porn is perilous. Hooking is also perilous.

Now that i have given you What you seek, post a body shot.

>>1013511
Assuming strippers get to keep all/a majority of the money they get thrown at them onstage, the government would have no way of finding out about the excess income would they? Meaning you're getting $500 - $1000 of untaxed income a day?


I need to be a stripper