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Said no woman ever

>>1015972
Ha!

>>1015972

Correction

>hmm he looks pretty wealthy, is that an omega watch? I wonder what car he drives... omg he's getting into a Ferrari
>gives him sexy bedroom eyes

>>1015760
I feel very little sympathy for anyone working minimum wage, it's so easy to leave just don't be such a vagine and take control over your life.

>>1015764
It's not though? I'm still dealing with the identity theft thing from some threads ago and trying to pay off 8 grand of debt I didn't know about until like two weeks ago.

>>1015760
First off there should be no min wage.
Who do you think pays for your wage? The customers
If your wage goes up the price of goods go up. That means you in the end pay more and you're in the same spot.

Min wage = 15 year old high schooler

have you been saving any of your min wage?

I don't even have clothes, fuck.

>>1015718
Just have some self-steem. And don't wear a formal suit, just some jeans and a plaid shirt.

Man up. If you really want the job, let it shine through and you'll get it. But wear clothes though

Shameless bump

Cryptocurrencies aren't going to become big. Bitcoin is the closest they have come and they've already passed their prime.

>>1015658
High risk investment. Be prepared to lose it all. These plebs don't know the future, it could blow up and make you rich and I might not. If you have the money to invest then do it!

>>1015608
I love Bar Rescue. I love when he yells at the owners.

And of course my own opinion because dicks.

Top tier
>The Profit
>All American Makers
>(Certain) CNBC Documentaries

Mid Tier
>(The rest of) CNBC Documentaries
>Bloomberg Game Changers
>Undercover Boss

Shit tier
>Bar Rescue
>Kitchen Nightmares
>Restaurant Impossible
>Ect.
>Ect.

Just Fucking Stop Tier
>Shark Tank

I'm sure I'm forgetting some

>>1015611
cant tell if sarcasm or sarcasm.

start off with a compounding pharmacy. That is the only way that I know of someone getting into the pharma business. You could also start a pharmacy.

big pharmaceutical companies are impossible to start, patents, labs and researchers are expensive. It would be like saying you want to start a new railroad company.

>>1015510
pretty easy tbhonest. you just need to endure 4 years of undergrad and 7 years of grad school, come up with a novel idea for a drug, and then somehow convince a financier to loan you the millions of dollars to build a laboratory and make a product... and then that product has to go through literally years of FDA trials and simultaneously 1) be effective 2) not kill or harm people and 3) have a market.

>>1015521
Then why are there so many started by entrepreneurs? For example, the infamous Martin shrekli which as far as I know started up a small one, Turning.

Go to work for 3 months. That was easy.

I know how but I'm going to do it myself rather than tell the competition.

Risk reward pay off for 1k into 50k suggests your anal cavity will be destroyed by the end of the 3 months.

Everybody has a $1M idea. 1% has a $1M skill

Ask your dad for a small loan

tell us yours and we'll give u feedback

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Are you retarded?

>People give cats away for free on there.
>You lose money feeding them everyday.

>>1015349
people only pay for purebreds.

>puppy mill

Already a thing, already undergoing a crackdown

>>1015287
I didn't do accounting in college (Econ), but got a job as a trainee accountant after that. I'm in Northern Ireland, so you don't have to do accounting in college to become an accountant.

1. Steady job
2. 6 months
3. Didn't even think about it, really, just wanted a lot of money, a steady job, and not to have to work very hard
4. The dullness and pointlessness of the work, the cubicle, and the fact that they occasionally expect you to work 12 hour days and weekends coming up to deadlines, made me have an existential crisis.

I was burnt out for a while, but it all paid off - don't give up.

Majored in accounting/passed CPA, endured a few years at Big 4, transitioned to controller position at well-funded early stage tech co, and now just recently started my own consulting firm providing transaction advisory services to private equity firms engaged in M&A. Annualized I'm on track to pull 315k NI my first year solo.

Always keep your eyes peeled for ways to apply your technical accounting background to finance. Also, consider MBA if you're still young, MBA/CPA combo is extremely powerful

What the fuck do you even do as an accountant? I did 2 years of it and got offered a job to do some accounting for a small business but I don't even understand what i'd be doing. It's just tracking transactions, inventory and sales and then putting it all together right? How is this a thing that takes more than a few hours for a small company? Like if the company I work for only does about 4-5 million in service revenue a year how is that even difficult to do, I could just get away with doing monthly income statements and balance sheets and then using that data to gauge where to go. Am I missing something or is it really just that and then expanding on accounts and making it clearer for stakeholds/investors.

In 5 minutes someone will start another thread asking how to beat the market ...

"A microwave system currently in place between Chicago and NYC — a straight-line distance of around 800 miles — has a latency of 4.13 milliseconds."

800 miles with a laser? How does the curve of the Earth affe-
You know what? Fuck it.

>>1015340
They are only doing the laser for 35 miles. Not 800. The Chicago new York line will remain microwave, via satellite.

It's different city to city, but it is based on the fair market value of property and land, reassesed every couple years.

Where I live it is something around 2.2%

>>1015135
In Nevada property taxes are paid yearly and directly to the county Assessors office. Your rates for the next year will be published in the Review-Journal (Which would be the paper of record) either this month or in the next couple of months. After they are published you will have some time to protest the decision if the assessed value of the property is incorrect.

Considering you only paid $125k I assume you are living in North Las Vegas?

>>1015174

No, I bought the property in the South West area of Las Vegas in South Summerlin, the best part of the city.

>>1015117
thinking about it now, I would be content to just live in complete isolation without need to concern over getting by.
realistically though, I figure I'd be tempted to do at least one show of excess like a party.

Revenge? I don't really have anyone specific to be vengeful toward. Just society because I'm a jaded, bitter fuck.

So basically, driving a lamborghini (or other supercar) with an obnoxious license plate. Instagram/twitter where I piss people off (by posting facts, because apparently the truth is racist and bigoted). For the most part, just make people jealous and feel bad for being poor.

Pro tip: 9 times out of 10, the only reason someone is poor is because they're retarded and refuse to learn how to manage money. But you gotta go out and buy the newest iPhone or you'll remember your life is fucking trash, huh?

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>>1015117
I already fucked my fat ex's hot friend around our old anniversary while she was stuck living with her parents because I was the bread winner, anon. You don't need money to get revenge.

Hard Mode: I'm not even lying.

I'm going to need more pics of qts holding money, OP. I found it has been a lot easier finishing masturbating with this material recently.

>>1015102
Rusty Paint Can Colored Advertising Solutions

>>1015102
Pretty sure if you can't even think of a catchy name for a business you shouldn't be in advertising.

>>1015094

The optimal course of action is always that which enhances the range of options available to you. If civil engineering is the best (for your purposes/interests) qualification available to you, I would take it. You should also investigate, however, whether civ eng could open up further doors for you that might be even better. My uncle did engineering (although I think he did mech rather than civil) and later got a business diploma, eventually becoming a mining CEO and making fuck-you money. I'm not sure when the end of the academic year is where you are, but definitely take into account all of the fields that you're eligible for by the end of that period, not just civil engineering. Engineering is a rationalistic discipline, might as well make your decision a rational process from the beginning.

>>1015094
Its engineering, so if you'll probably be able to find a decent job. Engineers are trained to be problem solvers, so just because your a civil engineer doesn't mean you can only build bridges and stuff. There's a large amount of opportunities for any type of engineer if they have the drive. However make sure you are interested in that field above all else if you plan to major in engineering. If you are doing it just to get a good job upon graduating, you'll be weeded out within the first couple of semesters.

>>1015094
does the pic imply that selectivity doesn't count for shit?