Equitable Use of Ass..ets

>>1013504
Find an online sugar daddy. Just send him nudes a couple times a day.

Post pic.

So strip. You can make $500 to $1000 a day.

Or cam you can make $100 to $300 a session. It can easily be recorded though.

There is little money in selling clips and doing porn is perilous. Hooking is also perilous.

Now that i have given you What you seek, post a body shot.

>>1013511
Assuming strippers get to keep all/a majority of the money they get thrown at them onstage, the government would have no way of finding out about the excess income would they? Meaning you're getting $500 - $1000 of untaxed income a day?


I need to be a stripper

Do you have any marketable skills?

>No

Then the easiest way for an attractive woman to make money is by stripping, as some other anon said. You could easily make four figures a night doing that if you're hot enough.

If you really want the online sugar daddy route, I don't know. You could probably post on one of the Reddit sub-reddits and you could probably find one on there. Or you could probably post a body picture on here and have one of the 4chin whiteknights become your online sugar daddy.

>>1013515
No shit.

A hot stripper can make $200k a year.

Too bad they always blow it because they are idiots.

>>1013504
Yo anon, I happen to be a femanon stripper. I can answer questions if you like.

In my experience, stripping is an incredibly rewarding and good job. Plenty of money, you learn sales skills, people skills, it skyrockets your self-confidence, you learn you never have to give anything out for free, it's exercise, makes you hella fit and toned, you get dudes telling you're hot all night long, and you meet awesome people.

Not to mention it's a night job so you can still do stuff during the day. I managed to balance 2-3 nights a week while full-time studying.

Which country are you in?

>>1013518
Haha excuse me. They don't always blow it! That's why I'm in /biz/ learning about investing, thank you very much.

>>1013521
>you learn you never have to give anything out for free

This is why career hookers/strippers are such a tragedy. Sex becomes nothing but a means to making money, and thus they lose all ability to form close, meaningful romantic relationships.

>>1013515
We're paid in cash, so no, the government doesn't have to know about any of it if you're smart.

Only problem is, if you put it in a bank account the government can see it, but if you keep it in cash inflation eats it away.

>>1013524
That's untrue. I'm in a very stable relationship right now.

It is true that it messes with your perception of men and sex though. You just gotta separate work from play. It's not that hard though. We view pretty much all customers as sad sacks.

Post body pic op so we can judge you

>>1013504
Just do shows on myfreecams, don't continue the strip show unless you're tipped more

>>1013526
What differentiates the customers who you don't view as sad sacks?

>>1013504
Fuck stripping cam whoring etc. Some women say it'll boost the ego, but that quickly fades. Bar tending or server at a classy joint is the way to go. My ex used to strip. She never had emotional problems before making that career choice.

>>1013504
ADD ME ON SKYPE: biz4chan

let's get you paid

>>1013567

Whether they're your boyfriend or not. Pretty arbitrary, sure, but you just need to adapt a cognitive framework that allows you to function as a somewhat normal human being.

>>1013574
Or just be a normal human and avoid the depth grovelers. Sex sells booze. Get into bartending

>>1013504
>Ass..ets
What are you working with? Without pics I can't provide useful advice...

>>1013504
Seeking arrangements dot cummings

>>1013521

How profitable is it for a tall, above-average looking guy to get into stripping, but not in gay bars (so mostly for bachelorette parties and stuff like that) ?
Also, where are you from? No need to be paranoid, I highly doubt that you are the only stripper in your city...

>>1013615
I doubt you have the looks for it bud. After all, look where you're posting. Bitches don't want some 6'5 110lb pasty freak gyrating in a sequined thong in front of a group of their closest friends the night before they get married.

>>1013569
>Bar tending or server at a classy joint is the way to go.
A pretty, friendly woman may get $100-200 a night from bartending or serving.

A pretty woman may get $1000 a night from stripping.

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>>1013615
Male stripping is a pretty niche field. You pretty much have to be in the top 10% of males looks wise (think 9/10+) to make any real money out of it.

If you don't look similar to pic related, it's probably not a realistic possibility for you.

>>1013615
I'd strip in a gay bar and let them fuck my ass for $1000/night

>>1013639
>top 10%
>pic related
>implying 1 in 10 guys looks like that
Dating would be so much easier for women if 1 out of every 10 dudes looked like that. Try 1 in 1,000.

>>1013504
Eroticbpm or other more niche sites

>>1013639
Don't forget an above average penis that doesn't look botched

Anyone remember those escort threads from like a year+ ago?

What was that forum she said she used

Archive?

>>1013504
My roommates girlfriend's friend is a stripper and there have been nights where she's made over $1000. It's quite a bit of money if you don't mind cashing in on your daddy issues, morality, and self-esteem.

In my opinion this girl, her name is actually Jordyn spelled like that, is past the point of redemption. You really cannot turn a ho into a housewife. She's 20 and dating some 31 year old bum. She is pretty hot though, I understand why she makes money

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>>1013523
>learning about investing
>in /biz/
you're gonna go far kid

>>1013504
Nose ring is degenerate, remove it.

>>1013615

> wants to be a male stripper
> doesn't want to strip for dudes

ain't gonna work bruv.

Just could visit chaturbate and other fap sites to see what other girls do. And what makes money and what doesn't. Just orientate yourself on the market before you do anything.

>>1013515
Professional oil and gas man here. I can tell you plenty about strippers.

Strippers have to "pay" or "tip out" the manager, bouncer, DJ, etc, but it's not a horrendous amount.

If a stripper/pole dancer /lap dancer wants to "leverage" her game, said stripper should work in tandem with a pro waitress (who isn't dancing; just waiting tables for tips). In such a symbiotic arrangement the waitress alerts the dancer who the big tippers are and they work the table together. Such an arrangement offers some protection. If a stripper has to "blow" the manager or bouncer regularly as part of the gig, that stripper should find another place to work.

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Here is an article about a woman who worked the Bakken oil boom as a dancer in Williston, ND.

http://www.bakkentoday.com/event/article/id/35111/

Pic is of one of the founders of Koch Oil Company with Anna Nicole Smith when she was a dancer at Gigi's Cabaret in Houston (off 290) back in the late 1980s. See....dreams can come true.

>>1013843

goddamn that old fucker looks happy

>>1013523
Lol I am actually speechless.

>>1013504
Selling your body so you can do what; get a new handbag? And what if somebody from your college sees you online? You'll get expelled. And working in a strip club won't work either considering it will most likely be close by and accessible to those who go to your college; therefore expelling you as well if they report you.

>TL;DR: Don't Be A Whore, It's Not Worth It.

>>1013504
If you have the looks do it like those asian girls on the cam sites where you ask for tips for doing harmless things in front of the camera like dances or removing clothes. Apparently they earn incredible amounts.

>>1014159
Oh yeah and some of these girls don't even take their clothes off and still earn a lot! But it depends on your looks.

>>1014133
Hold on, shitbird.

Are you calling the young college women who dress in skimpy college outfits to cheer and dance on their teams a bunch of whores? Shut your filthy smegma taster!

>>1013567
Confidence and genuineness, mainly. Also people who don't try to fuck us over.

What people don't realise is that as a stripper, it's our job to be able to read people. We get REALLY good at it after a couple months. If you come in and try to swing us a story, or rip us off, or intimidate us/flash cash/whatever, we can tell. We can ALWAYS tell. We're more likely to give you a better/longer dance if you're genuine and don't treat us like pieces of ass.

Also if you massage us in the booth we're likely to stay much longer.

>>1013615
To do that kind of work you need to be with an agency, or already have a whole bunch of contacts. I don't know a lot about male stripping, but from what I've heard it can get pretty aggressive with the ladies scratching and getting way too violent, so you probably need security there too.

I'm from AUS, but I live in a little town that I won't disclose. I may not be the only stripper, but I'm the only one out of about 20 in total that 4chans.

>>1013569
>>1013574
>>1013579
>>1013689
>>1014072
Also you people are horrible and have such wildly wrong views on strippers. I have and will never do drugs, I save more than 90% of my cash, and I'm genuinely trying to learn investing skills to better myself. Sure maybe /biz/ isn't the best place, but I've learnt heaps here already. If I suck so much, then what are you people doing here too?

I won't have a hot 20-something bod forever. And when I don't, I'm going to have 7 figures in investments to fall back on. That's my goal, and I'm intelligent and savvy enough to get myself there.

Stripping is my cash cow. I can earn a fuckton of money extremely quickly; that gives me options and stability. I was smart enough to realise that, and had the initiative to take advantage of it. No emotional problems, no daddy issues.

Yes, some strippers are in it for the easy drug money. I'm not. So you don't have to be so disrespectful to what I do, I'm here for the same reason you all are.

>>1013504

LifeJasmine, ImLive, few others if you are willing to do live shows. Good money if you look good and/or are willing to do kinky stuff.

Will you be my gf

>>1013526
>dating a stripper

Absolute cuck tier

Literally my wife's son tier

>>1014440
so much this
Who the fuck would date a stripper
also No hymen no diamond

>>1014440
>marrying a single mother
>not being a cuck
ayyyy, i wonder which one of you two fags is the bigger one

>>1013523
Just in case this isn´t a joke, get out of here and go somewhere where people actually know what they´re talking about.

Investopedia is a nice place to begin, very newbie friendly.

>>1014335
yeah but you're talking about a customer coming in and getting a longer dance or something. i don't care about that.

what i want, is to hang out with her later and become f buddies and not pay her for sex.

>>1014356

You can also earn a lot of money doing other things.

But hey, some people like to fuck on a pile of trash. We're all different...thankfully.

>>1014451
>No hymen no diamond

this 100%

>>1014451
Well in all honesty, diamonds are a fucking waste of money anyways. Several grand on a small rock most people won't even see? And let's not forget the rate of divorce is almost 50%. You would literally be better off tossing money into a roulette table than buying a wedding ring.

>>1014774
http://priceonomics.com/post/45768546804/diamonds-are-bullshit

Extralunchmoney.com

>>1013615
If you dont want to strip for gays, youre not gonna want to strip for bachelorette parties.

Baesnaps.com

>>1013504
I have a friend who works giving blowjobs and makes $80 for each session (charges $100 but motel charges her $20 for reserving a room for one hour). She advertises on a page called eccie and only does 2 sessions per day ($160 may be shit, but working roughly one hour a day sounds pretty neat).

Do Chaturbate

ask your dad for advice.

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>Woman asking men advice on how to be an even bigger whore

Is that the market drying up? Or just your cunt?

>>1014935
Why?

>>1013504
>poorfag femanon
>working two jobs

Unless you are ugly as FUCK or fucking retarded there's literally no reason to be work.

>>1015490
And you don't even have to suck dicks or be a stripper. Unless you want serious cash. You could just work one job and be fine but you are fucking retarded.

All these supposedly hot girls itt and not a single pic

>>1013504
sell eggs¿?

>>1014451
>also No hymen no diamond
Which Mormon cult are you a part of? Do you support female circumcision, too?

>>1015033
Are you in between classes at serial killer school?

>>1013639

Is this physique natty

Pls respond

No homo

>>1013504
Sugar daddy.

/thread

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Seriously /biz/?

>SUCK DICKS

>>1013504
Webcamming is profitable, from what I've been told. You get paid by the minute as a base rate (I think it's like .10 cents or so?), and then there are ways to get more for doing "private" shows and requests.

My friend did that for like 4-5 years as her main source of income, along with a crappy day job. I honestly judged the hell out of her.

She also did nasty stuff like sell some used panties for like a hundred dollars. She would also perform sexual favors for non-cash things she wanted to attractive guys, but it was okay because "she kind of wanted to anyway". When I asked her if she would've done it had she not gotten the stuff in exchange, she said "probably not".

I would reconsider living your life by selling your body, or being financially reliant on some creep overseas. Unless you're a complete shell of a human constantly hopped up on drugs (prescription and non, legal or otherwise), this is going to take a toll on your mental. See if you can get additional loans/help from parents, and just make sure you study your ass off.

Look into workstudy programs and shit at school, too.

Oh yeah, stripping is not all it's cracked up to be. You usually get minimum wage, if you are even asked to fill out some sort of w4 at all (some places are sketch). My ONE experience with a stripclub, a guy could literally get the full-on legally allowed stripclub experience with about $16 all told. Realistically, you'll be making like 10-20 bucks an hour for shaking your tits on stage. And in my experience, a lot of the girls actually resort to actual body contact (you're touching the clients) in order to get more tips and attention. It might just be because I'm attractive and not a creep, but yeah. Are you really ready to rub your hands and nipples all over some random stranger? Even being on the other end, I felt dirty and like I was exploiting these women. Not good.

>>1016100
>I felt dirty and like I was exploiting these women. Not good.
Who was getting exploited??

How would you know so much about stripping anyway?

>>1014356
Hello, stripperanon.
These are all just bitter neckbeards. Pay them no mind.

>>1014356
>tl;dr: I am completely delusional

>>1016100
>webcamming is profitable
>6 bucks an hour

>>1016255
>white knighting a neckbeard pretending to be a stripper on a Laotian pottery forum

Post pics on /r/gonewild and sell panties/videos on /r/sexsells. You'll never have to post your face

/b/

Get a Fiverr profile. Create gigs and shit.

"HURR I'll GIVE YOU PRIVATE SKYPE LESSONS FOR 20$" Then ask 20$ more to remove panties.

Niqqa the thirst is real online, exploit it

>>1013504
Honestly if I was an attractive female I would probably be stripping, camming & escorting while in school.
Its an obvious career path, make the 1000 a night as long as you can. Graduate to a decent job keep your money from stripping + money from salary.
Idk about how strippers are taxed, but I would put majority of my money in either an index or mutual fund. Put it into real estate or simply a money market. I honestly don't see how an attractive woman can be broke.

>>1013504

Hop on Twitch and tell everyone how you're a GAMER GURL (make sure to wear glasses for "nerdy" look), and ask neckbeards how to do mundane stuff like pass level one, then act all excited when you do something.

You'll be a cancer, but a profitable one.

>>1014356

>I have self respect!

>Of course you can look at my pussy for cash

If you're actually attractive, move to Hong Kong for a few years and earn millions.

If you're not, then uh, stay here and you can still make $100/job until youre 50.

>>1015798

Yes, it looks natty to me.

Good rule:

Bulky = natty

Lean = natty

Bulky AND lean = not natty

If you see a guy that looks like Goku, that shit is not natty.

>>1018170
>I honestly don't see how an attractive woman can be broke.
Would you go out with men for money?

twitch

>>1014356
Strippers also have a reputation of being liars

>>1014356

Pls, youve never had to use your brain in your life. Most of here have had to grind out our starting money and have grown our cash using our reasoning minds. We are mostly dudes and introverted, meaning we never got a free ride because someone wanted to pay us to see our pussy. Years of painstaking studying and working mixed with anger that we never got a free ride at anything, got us to where we are.

I hope you invest your whore money and im on the other side taking it from you. Youre dabbling in cut throat game here princess.

Short PRAN

>>1019497

No one cares how hard you worked anon

Results are what matters. If you aren't exploiting people or getting rich, then it's your own fault.