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What is a qualification I can learn in a few months that will allow me to earn more than minimum wage?
Becoming an electrician or a plumber requires about 2 years of trade school or an apprenticeship and I probably won't be able to get that. Is there some marketable skill I can learn quickly and easily so I am not living paycheck to paycheck and end up losing all my savings whenever I am unemployed?
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>>1640787
programming
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Allied health.
CT/MRI/X-Ray Tech
Radiation Therapist
Respiratory Therapist
Forklift driver. My roommate makes $18/hour driving a forklift sitting on his ass for 12 hour shifts 3 times a week.
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>>1640787
>Go to a temp agency.
>Be intelligent enough to be able to spell your name on a piece of paper.
>Get job that pays ~1.4-1.5 times minimum wage
Is that job going to suck? Yes, but itll be more than minimum wage, no "skill" required
Need help please to pick a name for a pickup and delivery business relating to yellow.
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>>1640713
>Banana Riders
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>>1640713
yellow pickup and delivery business
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>>1640713
Little Yellow Package
maybe if you gave more information on the business we could offer better suggestions. Why yellow, for instance?
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Redpill me on online freelancing sites 2016-11-28 21:16:06 Post No.1640712
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Redpill me on online freelancing sites
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there are literally millions of wagecucks signed up to these freelancing sites but only a few thousand make a regular comfy income. Whats the point of freelancing when the person with 1000 five star ratings is more likely to get a gig than
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Freelance sites are often inadequate for the freelancers and low-quality for the customers. The only person who wins is the site itself, which collects a chunk of every regret-laden transaction.
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>>1640712
I'll pay $5 for good blowjob op and you'll get a good review
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>>1640747
And $3
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>Seeking professional roommate or full time student.
>Military preferred
>Private bed and bath
>No loudness
>No parties
>No overnight guests
>Smoke outside
Literally nothing but trashy slutty black women email me. 20 year olds with 3 kids looking to get on their feet. Or some druggie looking guy that doesn't have a job but says he can pay rent. Go sell drugs someplace else.
Where do I find a roommate? I let a woman move in but that didn't last long. She just got divorced and she is a paralegal at a law firm so figured she would be okay. Every single day I came home from work she had people over being loud playing music, etc. On the weekends her 2 kids came over and they absolutely trashed the place. I got no peace and quiet at home. She would always try to flirt with me and insisted on showering in my bathroom leaving her dirty clothes all over my room thinking it was cute or something. I'm 24 and she was 32 with a nasty Mom body.
I'm 25. I work at a hospital 3 days a week. Spend the other 4 usually /out/. Why is it hard to find a compatible roommate? I've tried asking people at work but it's mostly girls and I don't want to deal with that again. Having a relationship with a roommate would only end in disaster and I'm not ready to be serious enough with someone to live together yet.
I just want a military guy to rent a room and seldom be around. I live within 5 miles of a Navy base and 2 blocks off a main road to the interstate. Why don't I get any responses?
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Price too high
Not in demand
Shitty photos
Imma good tenant and I'll be renting a house for apartment price soon thanks to all these shiyhead tenants
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military guys are fuckups/drunks/shitty credit
Just go based off credit score
What job do you have that allows you to work 3 days, must be government leech, i mean worker?
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>>1640686
>Why don't I get any responses?
you know how you feel about black people and single mothers and women and "druggie looking" guys?
that's exactly how military types feel about you.
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>what can you personally add to the company?
>Why would we choose you over the other candidates?
>How can you add value to the company?
How the fuck do I answer this?
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>I know where your kids go to school and I own a gun. Also I'm a hard working and driven individual who is an asset to a team but can also perform on solo tasks.
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>>1640671
I like eggs and meat and I like to tend to the pasture
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>>1640671
>n/a
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Is Sillicon valley and startups a meme? 2016-11-28 20:52:16 Post No.1640667
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Is Sillicon valley and startups a meme?
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Any anon in startups & SV get in.
Related: as a software dev, is it a better choice to go freelance these days?
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is getting a job so hard?
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>>1640667
It seems like you've become so convoluted by 4chan lingo that you perpetually don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Google was venture funded but it's now a large public company. Arguably the largest by market cap in the world (right next to another tech company). It's not a startup.
I'm teaching myself software development and I personally have no desire to go with the freelancing route -- especialy if I had the opportunity to work at the company in your pic. I'd move to the bay area (I already live here), get a job at a solid startup with a solid engineering team and improve my skills.
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Silicon is kill the tech bubble 2.0 has already burst
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What is the best way to buy bitcoin with a debit card? Most things seem shifty and over complicated.
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paypal
Next time ask google first
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>>1640684
I did tons of google searches. Is it really easier with paypal? They make is a huge pain in the ass for me to use my debit card.
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>>1640845
Where do you live?
Bank?
Card?
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Unethical but legal ways to make money 2016-11-28 20:44:07 Post No.1640648
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Unethical but legal ways to make money
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Need money, don't care who I screw over.
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Get a fake ID and book a room. Advertise online for free yoga classes.
Give a BS yoga class while accomplice goes in the vestiaire and takes photo of all credit cards.
Wait a few weeks, use the info or sell it.
Rince and repeat in different places.
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>>1640648
Oh legal... Nevermind, working is your only option without skills or knowledge. If there was any other solution everyone would be doing it.
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>>1640669
This sounds pretty good, ever tried this with success?
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Is there any incentive at all to rent to section 8?
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Im bored and unemployed, so lets evaluate some section 8 buildings together on the page?
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im from California, and I know the west coast is the wrong place to look, lets try Baltimore, and Omaha
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Prospects:
Here is a map of USA, govt/subsidized multi senpai with a 7% cap rate or greater
http://www.loopnet.com/for-sale/multifamily/?sk=b288da13b0604817cfe471a09b5f304d&bb=1qiqxt__sWi_52__pshM&sc=702
omaha has none that meet our filter
Here is one in Newark, NJ that meets our req's perfectly
http://www.loopnet.com/Listing/19748009/156-Mapes-Ave-Newark-NJ/
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This is my credit score.
>How do I build and recover it?
I just payed off the $195 medical collections from 2014, that caused this.
Then I just got accepted for a basic Capitol One credit card, and applied at Wells Fargo for a credit card.
I am 22 years old, and my current income is typically between $500-$1000 a week.
And I know abso-fucking-lutely nothing about building my credit, besides passive conversation and reading on it.
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Make more money, pay debts.
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>>1640623
Already paid my only debt off, which was $195.
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>>1640740
$195 is enough to ruin your credit, not fix it.
Hey /biz/ is making money online just a meme?
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>>1640556
whats her name? dude wtfffff
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>>1640556
God damnnnnn
Stand in line sir, was here first
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>>1640580
got her
cecibel vogel
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I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.
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Call JG Wentworth bby
877-CASH-NOW
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I have an annuity but I need cash NOW!
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Is this one of the ways plebs lose money?
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Stop losing money in the stock market.
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Nah.
Doesn't bother me that much.
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>>1640415
But losses are tax deductable. YOU CANT LOSE
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>>1640415
fuck you varg, you lost aryan credibility the moment that turkish fagget put his arabian dick inside your prison ass.
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>you have 3 light years to tell me why you are not shorting tesla into oblivion
its like you want to be poor
the company is a failure and will get driven out of the market by competition if it even gets into the market
i would ask to short spacex too but it's private company
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I'll need at least 4.5 parsecs to tell you, sorry.
BTW, did you know how fast I made the Kessel Run last year? Coincidentally, it was also 4.5 parsecs. True story, broheim.
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>>1640360
//TRANSLATORTRON.2412-DE_LUXE EDITION\\HUMAN\ANGLO-AMERICAN\v2016\4CHAN
>>>kek high energy hype meme will keep on climbing
>>>nigga I don't have that many {{{USD 11-29-002016 EX:RATE}} for that margin call fαm
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Investing in stocks in the usual way is risky enough. Short selling should be left to very experienced investors, with large portfolios that can easily absorb sudden and unexpected losses.
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>2017-1month
>owns less than 21 BTC
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21 bitcoins will soon be worth $21M dollarinos :^)
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>>1640331
Bitcoin is overpriced at 15 dollars :^)
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>>1640285
tfw I sold at 400