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>>1639042
Trump's election is going to make them skyrocket in value since they are literally the swastika that every edgy teenager carved into a park bench

the market is saturated right now, but in 10-15 years they will be worth mad money (if the world survives and money is still a thing)

With the closure of vine, the dank meme compilation economy is in a death spiral and the market is witnessing a great rotation from safe havens like holographic Pepe's into record breaking snaps and Ifunny generators

>>1639012
"got knee-pads with my own good boy points to make sure i could serve as many customers as possible."

>>1639012
worked on weekends to make a deadline

>>1639012
wore my double-ply knee-pads to work every day, my service is always exceptional ;)

C

Depends on the time scale.

If that's an entire lifetime, I'd choose b. Having money when you're young is nice, but having money when you're old is critical

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>>1638990
A.
After 1/3 you quit and live off economic rents & interest on interest accumulation.

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because he keeps succeeding

>>1638815
*receiving subsidies

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>>1638813
He will when Tesla-shell-company finally implodes from all the debt. I wonder how he's going to spin it though. Is he going to say it was complications with the merger? It was disloyal executives? Corporate espionage? How is he going to spin his failing ventures?

>>1638793
> Can I sue for discrimination if people don't hire me over something I was proved innocent of?
Yes.

I don't believe you OP. I think this is actually just a really great post. I would love to play along but it would only tease me, the fantasy of this being real.

>>1638793
sounds like they deserved to die anyways

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>>1638793
>I even told them earlier that day that I was onto their shit and there was a ton of nuts in my food but they still stole it anyway
Darwinism at work

>>1638759
>Gibe me ur bizniz ideaz pliz

>>1638764
>thinking an idea is worth anything

>>1638766
Why did you say it then?
>any business ideas?
I can sum up into words how much of an absolute piece of fucking shit you sound.
Also, yes. I do think an idea is worth something, because if the idea lands on the right pair of ears, that idea could become a company... that makes money... get it?
Get the fuck out of /biz/ with your piece of shit threads and your piece of shit personality and mentality.

>>1638714
NB4 autistic screeching.

I started with anything written by Robert Kiyosaki.

I am reading 'Give and Take' by Adam Grant, and let me tell you: this is what it's all about.

The above list if just shit people wrote down in a week and now travel the world with some follow-uo event to squeeze the last penny out of you.

Succes is all about making life better for us all. Not about how much you can take away from others.

>>1638623
www.google.com

>>1638623
just search "federal subsidized" and "federal unsubsidized"

>>1638623
>>1638945
/thread

>>1638611
Bumping for interest. I live in Massachusetts currently and I am really unhappy with a number of things regarding taxation but also with insurance and vehicle registration. Not to mention I am a commercial property owner and who do you think gets fucked the hardest when towns decide to jack up the property tax?

>>1638611
High tax Cali.
9% sales tax, no break for long term cap gains.
Thankfully, property tax is capped at 1%, otherwise that shit would crush most people.

>>1638638
you forgot the 13-15% income tax...
property tax realistically goes up way over 1%, they call them "fees"
sales tax in some counties can be as high as 10%

get high, put the tunes on, take a hot shower with a cold beer. sheeet sometimes i do it on my days on.

>>1638577
Somehow this just has stopped working for me.

I sometimes have a hard time switching off. I just pace around the house doing chores and getting more and more frustrated and irritable because it feels like I'm wasting time and not being productive. My wife telks me to "just relax" or "do nothing" and it feels like she's being sarcastic or hiding the real task from me.

I suppose I'm pretty institutionalized into feeling I have to earn my rest. I'm trying to be more conscious about switching off. Alcohol helps too.

>>1638567
Buy NYSE:V

>>1638567
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>>1638567
Thanks for your input

>>1638411
In all fairness, Russia would be open to restoring relations with any President who wasn't part of the Obama administration.
Hell, Russia would open relations with a half eated pesto and ham sandwich if it was President of the United States and had no contact with Obama or Hillary.

>>1638418
Yeah, all we have to do is pretend the last 8 years of presidency in the US never happened and Russia would be allies with us. Totally fair

But he isn't president right now. So Obama is making America great again.

>>1638394
suck some dick for money

>$13 on black
then
>$26 on black again
your welcome

>>1638463
Lil

Just to be clear, you're saying to buy us currency immediately, and then somehow lnow when to cash out?

This seems like a risk too big to bare. Unless you can give a timeline or be more specific about warning signs i'll stick to btc tbqh.

>>1638319
I can tell you that if it hasnt happened before the inauguration, move any gold and stocks you have into cash. Otherwise, you are putting yourself at risk. My father just put $2M of his public market investments into cash as a hedge and is moving the remainder of his public market investments out, what he'll do with it, I dont know, he's much smarter and more successful than me. I do know a thing or two though, so I'm competent enough to properly parrot his advice.

What do you mean by risk, there is less risk in converting to cash just for a short period than there is in potententially getting wiped out.

I really dont know much about crypto though, so I cant say how the potential default of third world shitholes like brazil, as a result of this high yield debt crunch, will effect that.

Just know that this advice comes from the son of someone who is very wealthy and is extremely good friends with a particular person who holds influence with trump.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-04-11/ubs-says-junk-debt-bubble-just-an-economic-slowdown-from-popping

Naw dawg we got some time probably 10 months or so depending on economic conditions maybe more

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you didn't lose any money by doing this unless you were selling short.

if you were buying valleys of different stocks you were watching, you should be better off anyways.
whats the problem?

>>1638303
try r9k

>>1638304
I missed out on significant gains...

I inherited $25k when the s&p was almost at 1900. Literally right at that time. And i retardedly invested and wasted time until it's now over 2200.