So I have a few decent website/app ideas. Is the only way for me to make these happen on the cheap to learn to make them myself?
How does someone who has no idea about programming get started in tech with low capital? Is it impossible? Should I scam some computer science students somehow?
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>>1946093
Look up Open Source University. It should be a list of courses on github. Take the ones that seem most important. Intro to CS, all the algorithm ones, data structures ones etc..
After that you'll be a better programmer than most university students assuming you didn't cheat yourself through the assignments.
You can always go back and take the other courses in the curriculum you missed.
Anyways after taking the core courses, pick C# or Java and stick with it.
Learn JavaScript, HTML, CSS for front end development and SQL for Database. These languages are the industry standard so everyone needs to know them.
All in all it should take you a few hundred hours to become proficient. If you can put 30 hours into it on weekends, you can become a decent programmer in less than a few months.
>>1946118
thank you! I was looking for resources like this
What are your favorite coins?
Personally I think the 2015 Lunar Goat is baller.
>>1946053
>decides to buy bullion
>buys special coins that must be reported
>could have bought bars that are not reported if under $10k
Found the fool
https://www.jmbullion.com/reportable-bullion-transactions-infographic/
>>1946053
fuck paying a premium on coins. I buy generic bars/coins
>>1946068
Only sales of 25oz of coins and more must be reported according to that page.
Here in Europe it's all the same. 10k€ must be reported, no matter if it's bars or coins.
Have any of you used Robinhood or Stash for some small scale investments? I'd like to start working with the $500 I've saved up and while I know it's not a lot I have time and I would like to see it grow. Problem is, I don't shot shit when it comes to investing, are these good places to start for a beginner like me? Any beginner resources you would recommend?
>>1945988
Are you new? we have a daily post limit reaching Robin Hood general famalam.
>>1945988
I don't know what Stash Invest is but I use Robinhood for swing trading. It's fine for investing because you won't get raped by commissions but god help you if you try to day trade on it.
>Any beginner resources you would recommend?
Read everything on Investopedia.
>>1945993
Yeah I'm usually over at /fit/ and /fa/ but now I want to get a little more serious about my money, aside from just throwing it all into my 401k
>I will impose my will on reality
How do I become this /biz/
thought i was infj
then remembered I was infp
>>1945887
>tfw INTP and will never be part of the extrovert master race
>>1945887
Impose your will on reality
Really I don't understand what's so hard about this. You have hands. Go impose.
Would u?
>>1945883
Looks like an uptrend.
I wouldn't buy on technicals alone unless I was planning to sell within 2 or 3 days though.
>>1945888
I got in at 0.004c im up a stupid amount sadly this is low volume crypto with no real adoption yet... So itsa gamble
No. I would want confirmation of trend upwards before buying. You cannot tell what is gonna happen solely based on this pic.
Anybody here actually make money dropshipping?
>>1945876
Does anyone enjoy fucking your mom? Sometimes.
>>1945876
Invested a lot of time in an online drop shipping store. It's been almost a month, I've got three customers and one of them is just a friend.
>>1945876
No, it's a meme
Is the Model 3 going to be the next Model T?
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>>1945802
>most valuable car company in the world
What the fuck?
Have they ever had a profitable quarter?
I'm speaking specifically to the autisic NEETs who post on this board all the time saying, "Nobody loves me and I'm a freak how will I ever make it in life?" Here's how.
Become a painter. I painted in college and I do it now on the side for kicks and a little folding money. I am the guy who did the real estate AMA a few weeks ago so some of you may remember me. I was painting for one of my buddies the other day and I realized it would be a perfect job for the neets on this board. You have very little interaction with people, painting is pretty easy in terms of construction jobs, and it's task oriented. You feel really good when it's done. If there is interest in this I'll tell you how to get a job painting.
Have fun with your carcinogenic paint fumes cuck
The best job for a lazy 4chan neet is no job and a continuation of his 4chan loserdom until his demise either via hedonistic treadmill od or suicide.
>>1945750
We're all going to die anyway. You can get cancer from most of the monsanto food you eat. you probably have some disease killing you right now as we speak.
What do you think of MonaCoin. It's building up a lot of volume. Looks like it might pop bigly
hop on, we've got breakout
hoppin on the moonship right now. itll double by tommorow
>>1945673
>MonaCoin
The pump is more than halfway over.
OP bought a while ago and is asking you guys to hold his bags.
The dump is incoming in the next 12 hours.
Why is Ethereum getting shilled literally everywhere? ((((they)))) are behind it, right?
>>1945655
So far it has some serious correlation to bitcoin. Whenever Bitcoin goes down, Eth goes up, and viceversa. This means people are trading between the two significantly, and could lead to what some call "the flippening."
ETH could gain 300% its value in a second if major BTC investors switch, and this is very possible due to the upcoming BTC fork.
>>1945681
Now's a risky time to be in crypto. Shit's volatile right now and lots of changes are happening fast. If you get on the wrong side of if you could sustain some pretty heavy losses.
>>1945681
yea there will be a flipping point when everyone diarrhea shits into eth, it will be worth like 2k and btc will be like 300-500.
im 21 with no kids and no gf living with my parents and im trying to join the military i want to be able to retire as early as i can in life what should i do?
>>1945628
put $1000 in eth, in 3 years it will be worth over 1 million dollars
what is eth
what is eth lmaoooo
Target retirement fund from Vanguard. Each has a date, just pick the one you plan to retire by. Also ... stay away from shitcoins like the plague.
You'll thank me later anon.
>>1945604
don't
>>1945598
What do you want to do? How much money do you have? How much do you know about the subject? How good at math are you? I can't help you until we talk about bit more and define what you know, what you want and how much time, effort and money you can put into it.
>new job
>co worker is a fucking boomer
>job requires 100% travel
>2 weeks in
>he has already sent a lengthy email to hr about things i need to "improve on"
Why are boomers such faggots?
>>1945588
>Why are boomers such faggots?
because they are too poor to retire, stuck in shitty 90s homes they will lose money on if they sell, and they feel threatened by young people about to take their jobs
>>1945588
Yeah he's an old machine that knows the only thing he has to not be replaced is experience over someone who can do his job better and more efficiently than he can 2 or 3 times over.
>>1945588
Dealt with a similar situation. The guy was a total dick for no reason and said I didn't work hard enough.
Fast forward, getting pretty close to making him obsolete and our bosses are starting to see it.
Just don't be a dick for no reason. It'll bite you on the ass.
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Can you put me down for $5000 worth of CurryCoin? Anyone serious about making money I advise you to do the same.
>>1945528
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Hi, /biz/
I did an interview last week for a online flower shop and to my surprise the job title is manager. Untill now i have been always the assistant and now this guy wants me to run his "baby" (as he calls the online shop)??
He told me its not making sales because he doesnt have time to care for it as he owns 2 physical flower shops.
Its not that i dont know what to do, because i do know enough about marketing, social media and ads. But it's not like im an expert, thats why im so scared! AND I STILL SAID THAT I'LL DO IT. I know that i look very confident and i talk like i know everything, and maybe thats what led him to trust me this job, but im fucking shaking in my boots right now.
I really want to do it because i know that being 21 nobody will ever offer me this opportunity again and i like the idea of the challenge.
So should i just swallow my fears, noobness and insecurities and just go for it?
>>1945486
So is it the online venture of his two physical shops? It needs to have an easy to use ecommerce platform. Then start focusing on SEO and social media channels. Ask what the marketing budget is and figure out how to best maximize your returns with that.
How much are you getting paid?
Just roll with it. Either he funds it enough, and you can build it up to something that works, or you cash in while it all sinks. Just make sure that you get paid properly during the process.
In my experience working with noob clients that want to make it big on the internet, make sure to:
1. Do not do work for free.
2. Make sure they have a clear understanding about what their goals are and how they define success.
3. Make sure they understand that the project needs funding.
You should definitely go for it though. Fuck your insecurities.
I will make an order if you go for it.