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Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random Airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.
>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd
>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6
>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
http://discord.me/asg
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You can make your perfect field, getting to pick the environment, rules and limits on players, ect ect.
How would it come out?
>>1905327
I remember one japanese indoor arena I'd seen in a video was really cool, it had a bunch of aisles and shelves and they were actually stocked with items, players had to weave through them
I guess something like that, a more realistic and interesting indoor location that's more akin to a store or office instead of plywood jungles
>>1905327
>You can make your perfect field, getting to pick the environment, rules and limits on players, ect ect.
alright I'll try
>big ass plot of land
>is both indoor an outdoor
>has a few bits of village on it
>huge building for full CQB
>inna desert
>games would take place on the regular field, CQB, or villages
>milsim games would take place on the entirety
>no children under 15 years of age
>no muh 90 RPS speedqb dye i4 faggotry, will be watched for if players complain about it
>polarstars are allowed, rest in peaceing a kid will have the same happen to you, by the refs but twice as much and before all the players at the field
>400 FPS limit for all guns minus DMRs and Snipers, 10 ft minimum distance
>500 FPS limit for DMRs and Snipers, though the minimum distance must be 20 ft
>players are encouraged to have fun on pick up games or weekend fun games, don't have an autistic fit because someone has anime on their guns or uniform or someone decides to fursuit it up
>milsim games will have strict uniform requirements, then you can have a fit about someone fursuiting it up because it isn't going to be allowed
>don't be an asshole, asshole
>full face or mouth protection isn't required
Nobody under the age of 19 is allowed.
No memers, No furries, No MLP and no anime shit. Immediate permaban if caught breaking this rule.
Any and all guns are allowed besides HPA setups. No rules on setups besides the previous rule on specific players.
BSRs and DMRs are allowed, but must perform well under a specific accuracy test at a range.
Players must be able to consistently hit the head of a manakin 8 times, with 40g BBs at 300m.
GBB and Gas sniper rifles and DMRs are given lesuire, only needing to hit the body at 200m.
This is to make sure they aren't worthless and unable to perform well.
Will be under watch from a referee, and given 3 redos.
TD is heavily watched by refs, given 3 fuckups before they are out of the field for a day.
Field is outdoor in a Syria like rocky deserty mountainous enviorment.
Players can bring their own trucks to drive around ( given 50% off of admission) but must be okay with them being shot, and windows must be down at all times. Only 2 trucks per team are allowed.
You're favorite wrestling move?
Mine is the blue thunderbomb.
Pic related
>>1905206
I'm actually a big fan of the people's elbow
>>1905206
I love a good Dragon Suplex
>>1905206
stupid op
that's clearly the modified blue thunder bomb
Who was the better draw based big daddy cool diesel or the short order pikeville wafflehouse cook?
>Kevin Nash almost put wwf out of business when he was in WCW
>CM Punk almost put wwe out of business when he was in wwe
hand pocket man over cuk man phillip 4 life
Nash changed the nature of the business forever. CM Punk is just an easily replaceable manlet.
lick of death edition
lick deez nuts to death fag lmao
>>1905166
i want blue demon jr to come back where is the blue demon jr
>>1905166
Saw Taya live this weekend. Jesus Fucking Christ either she gained weight or she got ass implants. Either way she's hot as fuck. Ivelisse had wardrobe malfunctions and kept rearranging her fucking thong and leggings every 30 seconds. All that we needed was Catrina shoving her ass in my face again
>>1905527
he's not allowed back on account of being an asshole
Will a woman ever win a men's championship again?
Charlotte will
>>1905125
Only after her transition is complete and she becomes the "against nature boy" .
>>1905118
One of HHHs daughters will
Curtis Axel signs are not allowed in WWE events
But some faggot weeb a few weeks ago brings his shit anime signs to Smackdown, what the fuck is wrong with this company?
>>1905080
Vince is afraid of based Axe Man getting more over than the Shieldettys.
>>1905173
Everyone is more over than jasethy
Is this actually legit ?
If true, then why the fuck is shit like "Face Fuck Me Finn" & "No Flips, Just Fist Me" among others allowed
Hey looks like we won again
Feels good to be the A show
>SEETHING RAWTISTS IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
Y-yeah we're k-killing it!
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You've been hired to debut on WWE
Quick, what's your theme song?
>>1903756
Linkin park-in the end
Karate by babymetal
>>1903756
Jim Johnston - Not Enough For Me
Abortion confirmed
based becky working conservatives
>>1903107
>implying an Irish carny worker wouldn't be conservative
>>1903104
Did she remove her uterus?
Uterus cancer is common with women these days.
http://www.wrestling-online.com/wwe/raw-rating-for-10242016/
>Raw this week with the first televised appearance of Brock Lesnar since late August drew a total of 2,819,000 viewers, down 310,000 from last week’s show with the return of Goldberg.
>8pm: 2,983,000
>9pm: 2,806,000
>10pm: 2,669,000
Literally NOBODY can draw any more, not even Lesnar.
WWE will be dead within 10 years.
>no Based Big Dog
>instant low ratings
JUST
Sadly those ratings are about average
>Brock Lesnar is a draw
>As seen on RAW last night, the Brock Lesnar segment didn't go as planned. Paul Heyman was trying his hardest to get fans to chant for Goldberg, but instead they were cheering for Lesnar and chanting "Goldberg sucks."
>Bryan Alvarez noted on Wrestling Observer Radio that Vince McMahon "blew a gasket" backstage over the reaction from the fans and had Lesnar's music play to end the segment early. It was noted that the segment was scheduled to go longer, put Vince pulled the plug "right in the middle of it."
>expecting Lesnar to get booed in Minneapolis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ
I knew Vince cut it short. Paul jolted when he heard the music hit like he wasn't expecting it then flipped the mic like he was pissed.
>>1902346
Hall and oates you sick fucker
This board must be off their meds, because /asp/ is full of a bunch of speds.
Joel "I hired Jamal to fuck your wifes face and make sure there's a stain on the entire white race" Gertner
I always love Gertner threads. Please continue OP
WELL WELL WELL
THE ONE WHO ALWAYS LEAVES ' EM SORE
BUT THEY KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE
How this guy basically vanished from wrestling after ECW is a mystery to me: even if you couldn't let him do the lewd gimmick he's still a fine colour commentator.
Has my favourite "fuck this shit network we're on" burn as well.
>BORING BORING BORING
I swear the only draw from this promo/match whatever the hell this is was Dana's cleavage
>>1901327
Dana fills up those tights nicely
>>1901330
She's gained a lot of weight. Not saying it disgusts me but just pointing it out
>even the smarks are starting to turn on the women and shitting on RAM
i-is it h-happening /asp/?
Czw
Anyone?
Nah, I like wrestling.
Based Dean
>>1899171
>Brain Damage vs Moxley
Newfag.
Is Trish the only woman wrestler to remain faithful and not cheat on their partner?
Or was Molly holly faithful?
Nattie
Trish even had sex with the flaming homo faggot the rock
Torrie
>>1899114
>Trish
>faithful
>debuted as the valet for TWO men