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>What did you just say about my favourite wrestler?

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What would his face turn look like? He has already had a few moments where I thought he was going to start a face run but it never happened. How do you see it going? Will he ever as long as a foreigner can be a badguy? We need dem ufa chants

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Manlet

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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

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So will this be the most laughably tame and boring Cell match of all time or will sasha finally snap her snap?

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I'll start:
>has a diving finishing move
>moveset consists primarily of kicks
>is a woman

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She sounds retarded with that horrible accent

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Notable tier list of last 5 year finishers w/ a few historic finishers thrown in for comparisons sake

>>God tier
Spear > Jackhammer combo
>>High tier
Rock Bottom > Peoples Elbow combo
F5
HHH Pedigree
Lion Tamer
Super AA
>Mid tier
Stone Cold Stunner
End of Days
Skull Crushing Finale
Gore
AA
RKO
Styles Clash
Sister Abigail
Kane's Chokeslam
Brougue Kick
Codebreaker
Dirty Deeds
GTS
Seth Pedigree
>Low tier
Foley's Pulll Up Piledriver
Coup de Grace
Pop Up Powerbomb
The Accolade
Discus Clothesline
Zigzag
Walls of Jericho
Rowans Full Nelson Slam
>"Has never taken down anyone significant in one go" tier
Reigns Superman Punch

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Make Bobby Great Again edition

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>brazillian
>white
there MUST be a mistake here

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>So according to Bryan Alvarez Charlotte vs. Sasha will either open or close the show since WWE fears that if the match comes in the middle or near the end of the show, people might leave the building after the match is over.

>He also mentioned there are plenty of people higher in the company both for and against the women going on last.

source is around 17:15 https://soundcloud.com/ralphwiggum96

I know, I know. >Bryan Alvarez. It makes sense though. Why else would they bother with this dumb triple main event label? Seth and Owens are basically being given up on.

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>u da man sef

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https://youtu.be/xeC1c2HkwE8

Based Lashley would lose to Based Brock