Holy fuck, I know everyone is shitposting about how bad Raw is but my god.
>dogshit Enzo beating Anderson again
>boring cringy Dana Brook segment
>boring super cringe Foley womenz segment
>Titus taking a horribly fake bump to cost the shining stars was infuriating because he's so bad
>awful boring cruiserweights
>even worse promo
>horrible, awkward Brock promo
>boring uneventful main event
You could see Brock and Paul call an audible and get the fuck outta there at least, plus all of the Jericho segments were decent and the Axel vs Dallas match was entertaining as was the New Day match.
how do you forget the worst fucking part?
>awful seth rollins face promo and acting
>seth pinning 2 guys (one is the champion, the other beat sami zayn, the guy that won the feud with the champ, clean a month ago) at once
Jericho is the only good thing about the show right now. They're specifically doing segments where he shows up at random points of the show so people keep watching. Jericho should go to SD and feud with miz.
Where is Based Big Dog?
>I don't like The Undertaker
>I like the Undertaker
>>1901455
No disrespect to the deadman, but why does he keep ducking Benoit?
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
How do you save RAW?
Can we just replace all the writers?
I think the real issue is Raw needs to be enjoyed as an "event". Make some popcorn, tweet, tout, like and subscribe during the show!
Plus don't forget to be on the Network so you can catch up on previous weeks! Like Roman Reigns? You can watch every single match during commercial breaks or during a segment you don't like.
Plus get caught up on the Charlotte/Sasha rivalry before Hell in a Cell. You'll be a boss, doing it with flair!
you can't save it, just kill yourself as a Rawtist or join the Smacklad thread on tuesdays
You can't save it, lad. It's beyond your power, or anybody's, even Vice. Raw is destined to die.
The good news is, you can become a Smacklad before the ship sinks. Just embrace AJ Styles and all your sins will be forgiven.
>>1901417
Shit Theme song
Shit commentary
SJW pandering
Cruiserweights being segregated with purple and a shitty belt(doubt they can even go for other belts)
Awful chemistry between Mick and Steph (its like a workplace icebreaker gone bad)
Mick Foley in general is shite
The Newday
The Club
Enzo and Cass
Rollinetty
Romanetty
Sasha Banks "mu wimmin revulootshun"
Only entertaining people I care for are Heels on Raw atm
>>1901429
At this point Jericho and Braun Strowman are the only reasons I watch. Smackdown is a far FAR superior show.
>>1901440
What I like about Raw atm
KO (fite me niggers the fatman wrassles and makes me giggle)
Bork
Mike Client (his promo tonight was weak tho)
Jericho
Braun Strowman
The Brian Kendrick
Golden Truth
Rusev
watching Titus's life fall apart
>Paul Heyman delivers awkward cryptic promo to Steph about "The Storm"
>Months pass
>Steph and co. are still at full blast with SJW agenda
>suddenly
>Smarks are booing women matches
>Are starting to turn on Sasha because discovered who she is
>literally said "boring" during tonight's women's promo
>are constantly talking about traditional Smackdown more
>Have grown slowly annoyed by RAW
w-what's h-happening guys?
Smarks have started to see wimin revolution and fat Indy shitter for what they are.
>>1901388
>Paul Heyman delivers awkward cryptic promo
Man that was shitty, it was not even a retort.
Brock should of took the mike, it was the one time Heyman wasnt needed.
>>1901406
op's talking about the promo from few months ago with stephanie
Why is this poor man so hated and mocked for? Is it just the zero dimes meme? Are there any Jeff Jarrett fans on /asp/?
Yes. Amazing whc champion. Tna was amazing before he handed it all to Dixie. Fucking BTFO and triggered Vince and Shane so hard he got fired on live tv and then made way more money in wcw. Made bullet club popular. He's the GOAT
I liked the MMA gimmick.
And don't forget he out worked Hulk fucking Hogan and worked him into a shoot. Fucking legendary
>tfw you write all your female characters to be manipulative, slutty, and lesser than men
>tfw women have cucked you your entire life so the only way you can feel better than them is via the pen
>write women as sluts
>big ratings
>don't write women as sluts
>record low
>>1901366
hello Jim
Are those freakin' pretzels behind him? BASED RUSSO
I don't know how and why people are attending and watching anymore
this is literally steaming hot garbage
>>1901334
I guarantee after Mania Raw goes back to 2 hours
Same. I know why people aren't attending and watching smackdown anymore but why not raw as well? Such garbage
>>1901334
I mean i stream this shit but holy fuck im not even gonna do that at this point, im just gonna go watch westworld or supergirl fuck this
What was that?
>>1901157
An entire crowd of red pilled Minnesotans who hate the jews known as goldberg
>>1901157
>We're in Brock's hometown on the 24th
>What do we do?
>Have Heyman cut a heel promo on his behalf
........
GENIUS
A sad attempt to get a guy boos in his hometown. Honestly I bet Paul is going off on creative as we speak.
Move variety -60
>>1901132
LISTEN UP THERE'S THREE HOURS TO SPARE, IT'S QUITE A DROP IN RATINGS VINCE HOW YA FEELIN DOWN THERE
I missed RAW tonight, how was it?
Hey /asp/ - I was just wondering what kind of accessories would you recommend someone who commutes with their bike?
Put flames and pyro on the side of it. Having a good appearance is step 1 to getting over with the crowd.
>>1901087
Nice.
>>1901034
Why are you asking about cycling on a wrestling board?
I was on /asp/ not finding a Parkour/Freerunning Thread. Lets change that shall we?
Seek sunlight
>>1900998
I do anon, only the sun isnt out right now and its raining outside.
>>1900963
>mfw I was getting pretty good at parkour a few summers ago then I stopped and never got back into it
JUST
>>1900948
There's no way he ISN'T related to DiCaprio
>>1900948
h-hes gonna win the belt, r-right guys?
I'm sorry it didn't work out the first two times Spanky. Should've quit the weed though when they offered you a big push.
I'm new to wrestling. Can someone tell me what the name of this move is?
BEANED
>>1900892
Blue Thunder Bomb
>>1900892
Spinning heel kick. Why the fuck are you idiots surprised she didn't hit her? Is it still real to you?
ITT wrestlers who are you
>>1900884
Why did you cuck your bestfriends girl OP