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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1905997
I can't maintain eye contact with that image for more than a second at a time, OP. Punk really puts the fear of God in a man.

Happy Birthday Phil

>>1905972
fun
FUN

What are the power levels on this guy?

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>>1905974

Fuck no. What sort of man would want to walk out in front of an arena of strangers, oiled up, wearing just their pants, and then lose a pretend fight to a guy much weaker than you in real life?

You have to be seriously damaged to get involved in pro wrestling.

>>1905897
Well at least you'd never have to worry about jobbing to a guy much weaker than you IRL.

I live in eastern yurop where the amount of wrestling fans is probably around a few thousand at most spread across the whole country

I never had a chance

>>1905640

What son of a bitch doesn't put their jeans in their boots? Why cuff them up like that? Looks dumb.

>>1905650

fuck off.step your fashion up.

>>1905653

>fashion

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>>1905529
That you should have sex.

>I'M SORRY MISS ALEXA I'LL LET YOU HAVE MY TITLE JUST PLEASE STOP HURTING ME. YOU'RE PRETTIER AND MORE TALENTED THAN ME. NO NOT MY FAVOURITE SHIRT NO AAAH
What did she mean by THIS?

>>1905529
>she

>>1905466
>implying they aren't just building heel heat so alexa can get BTFO in two weeks

>>1905468
building heel heat is having them attack from behind or otherwise be a cunt. alexa straight up beat becketty's ass with no help needed. fans aren't going to boo strong badass wrestlers

holy fuck beckyfags utterly destroyed and in the process of cremation

>>1905409
> outlaw divas
Fuck off back to wew

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Better than...say..Dean Ambrose?

She would be another horse face diva

>>1905377
You could try cutting a promo for season 2 on The Rock's youtube show. Several nobodies got blown up last season.

>>1905377
You can always do DDP Yoga if you're too lazy to hit the weights

>>1905377
read the sticky

He only fuck roaddog

>I like to kick 'em
Alright
>I like to kiss 'em
Haha
>I like to shove 'em
Huh?
>I like to fuck 'em
Is he gay?

What did he bean by this?

>>1905335
what about chuck?

control of the company

>>1905320
bury braun

Take out Daniel Bryan and become a Heel GM

New ECW owner Stephanie Mcmahon. I went from jizzing my pants with ECW turning on the WWE and invading and then being pissed off and throwing my feces at the tv

RVD becoming WWE champion

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Jericho beating Rock and Austin in the same night to become the first ever WWF Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion

>>1905195
Did they?

>best and most over tag team on smackdown

>they don't even get to show up on the show

>the ascension gets fucking screentime

The state of smackdown

>tfw no fandango bf

Same, this shit he's got going on between him BMAJ and Ellsworth is fucking money

>>1905177
I honestly feel like when he was champ he just didn't get to do things he's good at. Like acting like a bit of a douchey goof. He's not the best in ring performer, but boy does he entertain well

>>1905218
The whole time he was reffing the match with Ellsworth and AJ was fucking hilarious, you're right that he's better being a goof douche and in that situation it worked great

>not thinking they did this on purpose

Fuck vinces hate boner for wcw. Sting was always fucking right. This is literally the same as them putting on the wcw disaster with Booker t and buff bagwell in a fucking wwe town and telling buff to not look into the fucking camera right before he went out. Booked to fucking fail.

FUCK GOLDBERG N FUCK WCW DEY LOST THE COLD WAR GET OVER IT BITCHES WWE NUMBER 1 WCW IS DONE STOP CRYING

>>1905172
>Fuck vinces hate boner for wcw.

do you need me to go through the long list of names of former WCW wrestlers that Vince signed and pushed to the moon? there's plenty of reasons to hate Vince, but the whole "Vince hates WCW wrestlers" is complete bullshit.

Didn't Eva Marie pop her implants one time then had to get new ones

I want to grab it