> best female wrestler in the entire company
> owns her own hair salon
> thicc queen
> video game designer
> killed Bayley twice
> beat up Nia Snax
> cute af
How is Asuka so based? Ultimate wife material
so ugly
She was hotter before
Did she do gravure?
This guy is fucking awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ZdbJhhpqg
> tall (6'1)
> badass beard
> nice physique
> keep kayfabe alive by being the drifter in real life
> original gimmick
> original way to read the promos by singing country songs
> not a cuck
> make the fucking neckbreaker look like a legit finisher
> based scarf
> based guitar
> can control the crowd
>>1902047
have sex
>>1902049
Elias probably had sex
another failed nxt gimmick. when will people realize nxt is purely and 100% a flop and needs to be killed off
FLOP
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>1902035
Roman Reigns has drawn a nickel
But
NOT
ONE
D
I
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>2016
>hating of reigns
the state of this wannabe hipster
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop
Huh? What's that? Sparklecrotch? You want sparklecrotch? Sparklecrotch
>>1901989
He is legitimately worse on the mic than Roman now
s p a r k l e c r o t c h
"If I lose this sunday, that's it."
What did Cryin' Brian mean by that?
>>1901958
>john is in the enclosed pool area
>>1901959
If you're gonna flood in from leddit keep your leddoy memes there
>>1901960
takes one to know one cuck
>>1901915
He is so winning the Rumble this year.
>>1901915
>made braun run in terror
>best worker on the main roster aside from aj
>cuts 10x the promo Seth, Finn or Roman can
>C H A R I S M A
>crowds chanting his name weekly
>getting pops
>singing his meme-song
based skamuslim will not save this show, he will go to SD with the other GOATs
>>1902016
Don't kid yourself, he's less over than Reigns and Rollins
Power levels as of October 2016, don’t expect crazy no. Cuz they’re no Saiyans or nameks, yet!
Raw:
Akira Tozawa-412
Ariya Daivari-399
Big E-2097
Big Show-1253
Bo Dallas-440
Braaun strauman-761
Brian Kendrick-421
Brock Lesnar-30890
Cedric Alexanded-346
Cesaro-752
ChriS jericho-3356
Colin Cassidy-1365
CurtiS Axel-405
Darren Young-408
Drew Gulak-362
Enzo Amore-506
Epico-318
Finn Balor-801
Goldust-659
Grand Mteallic-409
HHH-32679
Jack Gallager-scouter estimates it to be around 374
Jinder “butter chicken” Mahal-298
Karl Anderson-489
Kevin Owens-996
Kofi kinxton-2034
Lince Dorado-370
Luke Gallows-495
Mark Henry-726
Mick Foley-217
Neville-499
Noam Dar-377
Primo-324
Rich Swan-327
Roman Reigns-14996
Ron Killings-643
Rusev-2960
Sami Zayn-653
Seth Rollings-12268
SheamUs-767
Sin Cara Dos-417
TJ Perkins-376
Titus Oneil-430
Tony Neeze-361
William Goldberg-12774
Xavier Woods-OVER 9000!!111!!1 Lol jk 1897
Alicia Fox-167
Bayley185
Charlotte Flair-6721
Dana Brooks-343
Emma-206
Nia Jax-671
Paige-213
Sasha Banks-4582
Stephanie McMahon-27630
SumRay-Ray estimated to be at143 according to scouter curtesy of the Frieza-Sama army
Smackdown:
Aiden English-257
AJ SStyles-26198
Apollo Crews-534
Baron Corbin-395
Bray Wyatt-1005
Chad Gable-670
Curt Hawkihns-277
Daniel Bryan-369
Dean Ambrose-5288
Dolph Ziggler-754
Erick Rowan-332
Fandango-241
Heath Slater-368
Jack Swagger-450
Jason Jordan-712
Jey Uso-842
Jimmy Uso-849
John Cena-31899
Kalisto-302
Kane-1135
Konnor-276
Luke Harper-994
Miz-819
Mojo Rawley-295
Randy Orton-25764
Rhyno-642
Shane McMahon-30938
Shelton Benjamin-scouter determines about 482
Simon Gotch-253
Tyler Breeze-241
Viktor-268
Zack Ryder-304
Alexa Bliss-334
Becky Lynch-659
Carmella-226
Eva Marie-211
Naomi-478
Natalya-544
Nikki Bella-1124
Vince McMahon-53000
John Cena is a jobber now, why is his so high?
>>1901822
Kayfabe powers dude, his peak was 56000000
All time hights: 89s Hogan at 85000000
All time low: The Goon:12
How did we go from this?
>>1901731
To this?
to this?
>>1901737
JCW TNA merger when?
>>1901691
>her face when she has to feud with a horse
>>1901691
her best dana brooke impression
>>1901691
She's hot.
>BRTRRBRBTBRB..
What in the actual fuck did he mean by that?
0:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkU7-rqaZFE
paul heyman stutterting and tripping over his words holy shit
The promo made 0 fucking sense. It wasn't even the crowd chant's fault.
>>1901671
goldust electric shock cosplay
There's no way they'll ever recover from such a shit show tonight! Get ready for RECORD LOW RATINGS!
Rawtists on suicide watch as Smacklads rejoice and drink the sweat nectar of their tears
>>1901655
Ya vete a dormir maricon
>>1901663
RAWtista detectado, vete vos a chupar la verga de tu Perro Grande Romano Reinas
>>1901668
>Google traductor
>WHY THE FUCK IS A HEEL WEARING A MORE THAN PINK SHIRT?
>>1901653
why not?
It's 2016 and Dana has a whole lotta breast to get cancer in
>>1901658
>people have blamed the Fourth of July Raw's shit ratings on Ambrose being champion and not the fact that it was the Fourth of July
>people have blamed the September 26th Raw for having shit ratings on Mick Foley being GM and not the fact that that day was the day of the First Debate
What's it gonna be next week? Only rule is you can't say "because Raw is bad, shit, etc." or "because it's 3 hours. If you do you will be blessed with something truly terrifying.
Oreowens
>>1901646
Womeme's """wrestling"""
youre telling me the debate caused low ratings for a show thats mostly marketed towards autists and children?
>I'm a student of the game - I have studied every single Hell in Cell match on the WWE Network for only 9.99!
What did she mean by this?
>>1901569
Bring Melina back.
Means she's a slob with too much time on her hands.
Why do these divas insist on having awful dyed hair?
No woman over the age of 12 would like you. Is this trying to score points with like the tumblr crowd?
Hey /asp/ do you have a favorite title belt?
Whether it's for looks,prestige, tradition,or the matches held for it, or even the people who held it.
What's your favorite if you have one?
Pic related. This was a big favorite for me
>>1901505
Pic related will always be the GOAT
this one
HH