Name a good WWE women's match that happened before 2014 that didn't involve Joshi wrestlers. I'll wait.
Seek sunlight.
Women's wrestling was never good and it still isn't
Mickie James vs Trish Stratus WM 22
>implying any good ones happened in 2014
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
*chirp *chirp
>>1910609
>Reads comic books
>Tumblr feminist
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
Even Phil doesn't know this much about himself
>>1910671
>OP trying to save thread after based cricket poster.
Sasha says she's the Beyonce of WWE. Do you agree?
>“I’m a boss,” she said. “I was born to do this. I’m built for success. I’m here to show the world I’m the best. I’m not cocky. I’m confident. Any time I walk into the room, people are going to see me because I am a boss. When I walk into the room, people will know they’re in a room with the boss.”
>The Boss is the Beyoncé of the WWE. Mentioning this adds fuel to her performance. “Oh, hell yeah, you’re right. I am the Beyoncé of the WWE. I am. The Beyoncé of the WWE. Beyoncé is the greatest, so I am the greatest. Not only in the Women’s division, I’m trying to show the guys I’m better than them. I can close out RAW every week if you give me the opportunity. I want to be the face of the women’s division and I will be.”
http://theundefeated.com/features/sasha-banks-wrestler-wwe/
Typical delusional nigger
>>1910570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLxSs9q8voA
Is there anything more unappealing than hilariously-unjustified narcissism?
How fucking insane is Vince to keep doing house shows? They're not televised, they don't usually get high attendance rates, they place unnecessary strain on the wrestlers, nothing important happens, and all it does is provide extra opportunities for your talent to injure themselves. Literally how is this a good idea?
House shows are a source of income.
>>1910565
House Shows allow wrestlers to test gimmicks and moves, it's basically practice...
Would attendance for smackdown and RAM be better if they got rid of house shows? Because I bet some people only go to house shows because they might be a bit cheaper or because theyre closer to where they live, so they don't even bother going to the actual televised events
So there's been threads about who's /ourguy/ or wrestlers we all love
Well who's a wrestler /asp/ universally despises?
Deanetty
Jasethy
>>1910551
I legit hate hogan. Hated him as a kid. thought his presence was shitting up hall and nash. to this day i can't stand the boring fucker.
Wow What did they mean by this?
They meant that lots of "people" watch Reigns on YouTube before literally shitting in the streets,
>fatty outdrawn by divas
KEK
>>1910456
*women
He wouldn't put up with this, r-right?
john cena and nikki ? fucking dumb ass john should have kept fucking mickie james. nikki has a crimson chin and is legit retarded
Never put your burrito in crazy, del rio
>>1910437
>kinda entertainer
nobody has ever said this about Berty
Let's say it happens. Book the finish.
>>1910413
aj styles superkicks that jabroni shawn michaels
Shawn tucks his neck during a Styles Clash, match is stopped.
Michaels puts AJ into the sharpshooter and the bell rings before he taps out
the rock
chris jericho
ric flair
The body part he poops from
>>1910385
Jericho.
So his programs could still main event over Benoit
so he could let Orton go over him then beat Orton
so he wouldn't get murdered
Why did he beat Debra?
Hogan came back in 2002 and made him a midcarder so he took out his roid rage on her
What?
She said women are equal to men.
What ever happen to Shelly Martinez?
>>1910253
She's still around and is obsessed with weed.
busy being a weed advocate and hosting shitty horror movie things
>>1910253
Hurt her vag
QUEERING
watch what?
>As for you, Booby Heenan, it’s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of shit you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death’s bed. Imagine what it will be like, lying there taking in your last breaths, knowing you whored yourself out your whole life, and had to, in your final years, be faced with emptying your own personal shit bag affirming to you the true value of what you achieved in your life. Not even Vince could come up with a better finish than this. Karma is just a beautiful thing to behold.
What did he mean by this?
They're apparently looking to split up The Club sometime after Survivor Series and before the Royal Rumble. They want Gallows to go after the US title. They have no plans for Anderson.
but anderson is the good one
>>1910158
But Gallows is the tall one
>>1910167
can't argue with that logic
push him to the moon
What did Austin Aries mean by this?
>>1910063
Jesus
He meant he got NeganMura'd
>possibly suffering permanent eye damage because some MMA gook cant bother to learn how to work
No wonder Nakameme is staying in NXT