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Time for Based Big Dog

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>watching raw

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Finally, a Lesnar appearance

Hall

Should have been Nash but Hall couldn't control himself

Scott

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Raw is the best show now!

>caring about the memerweight division

>>1899005
>metalik only shows up once
>gallagher still has no visa
>tjp somehow has a worse gimmick than when he was suicide
>CAW Crew of Nese and Gulak on my TV for some reason

Swann and TBK are the only ones worth a damn in this entire division, Cedric shouldn't be in it either but keep him around

why the fuck was i excited for this shit

I'd make a stable of Scott Steiner, Heath Slater, and Jimmy Wang Yang

it's all about Steiner trying to make white trash better by training them.

>>1898930

based wrestlers and some monsters forming a stable that wants to take over control by winning every single title, eventually they would succeed and muh authority and vince couldn't do shit because their shows would be dead if they walk out with all the titles
maybe like BMJ, AJ, Nakamura, Strowman, Rusev, Charlotte (is there a second decent female?), Roman (if he shuts up forever, shieldetty style)

>>1898973
would watch

Bayley and Xavier Woods form an interracial tag team

They hold interview sessions in ring like Miz TV to put over babyfaces

Call them Yo Jobba Jobba

Find ou during the RR

post yfw Big Murder Benoit pulls off an almost decade long work for the biggest return in WWE history

Montreal was a work, Owen was a work, Benoit was a worked shoot, in that Kevin Sullivan actually murdered them.

>>1898858
taken too soon

>>1898858
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Didn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Read comic books
>Pathetic quitter
>Most overrated guy in any room at any time
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a woman
>Ultra-sensitive
>Raped an underaged girl
>5 minute boring pre-taped promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take advice from the great Vince McMahon
>Failed to take advice on how to talk to women from the great Scott Hall
>Never took a shower
>Never hit the weights
>Never got a clue
>Jew
>Failed baseball career
>Cucked by Hulk Hogan
>Cucked by Linda Hogan
>Cucked by every nWo member
>Cucked by every WWF wrestler in the mid 80s-early 90s
>Cucked by Lex Luger
>Edward Elgar fan
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being the cream of the crop. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Pomp And Circumstance for his theme is cool. It isn't
>Piledriver stolen from Wild Bill Longson
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Hulk Hogan
>Cried about Hollywood Hogan
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Road Warrior Hawk
>Cried about the boys backstage for walking near his former wife
>Cried about not being in more WrestleMania main events
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Lanny Poffo
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWF champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "actor" in movie history
>Most laughable "rapper" in music history
>Will always be the B+ to Hogan's A+

>>1898876
hi hogan!

And every other demographic, yes. WWE dies when he retires

My wife's son is sick of him and has become a Roman Reigns fan.

>>1898834
They will in a few years

they look yummy

trashy

I always wondered if Bayley had fake tits and this is the first time I have seen her in a bikini top. Well now the answer is obvious.

Yes. Tune into this week's SDL featuring becketty's return to see it in action. it will repel a chunk of the audience immediately and gradually worsen from there unless she loses the title

>>1898742
Jasethy

>>1898744
she sounds like a retard on the mic

dont care, just hope she keeps posting feet

she's filming a movie so its not really a vacation

>>1898723
that's not what the announcer guy said at summerslam

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>>1898715
wrong picture

>>1898715

Nice hhh shirt.

>>1898727
i though it was a kevin nash shirt

Was Jahn drunk? Why would he even say this?

does bmj eat ass

How can one man be so alpha yet autistic at the same time?

Based High Stakes Dixie at it again!

>yfw dixie goes into porn to pay off these debts

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>>1898681
Vintage Dixie at it again.

Reminder Benoit was shit and him doing what he did actually made people "appreciate" his talent as wrestler that he actually lacked off.

>>1898640
CAUSE ALL IVE GOT LEFT IS MY PRIDE

>>1898644
+18
Have sex

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Is he the best technical wrestler of all time?

>>1898530
>bait turned into a great thread
OP is a fag. Khali poster is based.

>>1898523
WELL YOU SEE ANON