Who is the WWE's most promising up-and-coming star?
No Way Jose
>>1911922
u mom XDDDDD
>>1911924
I'm fucking seething right now, Shit!!! No one better not tell me I got worked!
How does /asp/ feel about the greatest wrestling promotion in the world, PWG
>>1911902
I love the NBA.
>>1911905
Chris Bosh
>Indy shit
what do you think about shield?
>>1911863
Who?
>>1911863
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Gotta love those "harassed at an airport at 3 AM, just take the fucking picture already" faces.
tfw you'll never be a rosebud
>>1911857
Wow? Brauny the Strow Man was a Rosebud? Is that Peyton Royce on the right, any others?
>>1911860
becky is front and center in there, also simon gotch wearing the fez
How i would book them
>The Club says that has a mysterious person commanding their atacks
>Smark saying it is Balor and WWE pointing AJ Styles
>They split up, Gallows feud with Roman and Karl feud with TJ Perkins
>Gallows is US champion and Karl is CS champion
>In their Rematch, both Retain and cut the beautiful hair of Roman and the hair of TJ
>They announce all this has been comanded by their leader, and that will be revealed in
Royal Rumble
>Royal Rumble
>AJ styles help Anderson Retain against Rich Swann, making obvius who the leader really is
>Gallows is defending his title against Sami Zayn, Out of Nowhere Balor returns from injury and helps Luke Retains the Title, everyone mark the fuck out and says Balor is the true leader of The Club.
>Royal Rumble Match
>Balor comes in 29 and AJ, Seth Rollins and Bray Wyatt are in the ring
>Balor Eliminates Bray and AJ eliminates Seth
>They fight the shitout to decide the real leader of the club
>Comes 30, a hooded man acompanied by Gallows and Anderson, they beat the shit out of both, AJ is lying in the ring and Balor can barely stand like an underdog
>the Hooded man GTS Balor and throws both Balor and AJ out of the ring
>He reveals himself
>ITS CM KEK, and he wins the RUMBLE
>Next week RAW, he says he has been comanding his Straight Edge Club all along, even before the Bullet Club
>Cm punk has been granted a Universal title oportunity at Wrestlemania
>At Roadblock AJ Styles wins CM Punk and Balor wins the universal title back from Kevin Owens
>Balor wants the club out of the mind control of CM Punk, title vs stable match, AJ styles enter in the mix claiming his victory over CM Punk and Claiming The Club Belongs to him
>The Club is the top contender for the Tag team titles of Enzo and Cass
>Wreslemania
>The Club Retains the United States title against Darren Young.And do the same Cruseweight title against Brian Kendrick and retires him, all with the help of CM KEK
>>1911822
>In the Tag Team championship, Gallows and Anderson fails to win Enzo and Cass
>Main event
>CM punk wins both Demon Balor and pin the undefeated AJ Styles
>they cut the hair of Both
>Cm punk finally Universal Champion
>Next Raw he makes AJ and Balor make a tag team
>´´We cant get along in the ring´´cliche but with point they do everything right when CM Punk is near to control their Bald Head
>AJ and Balor wins the Tag Team championship in the next ppv
>Straigh Edge Club lead by Cm Punk has AJ Styles, Balor, Gallows and Anderson, and holds and the Raw title(Tag Team titles, Universal Title, United States title and Cruseweight title)
After all this you can book CM Punk been trying to leave to other Galaxy with the Universal title to feud with Stardust
>>1912027
For maximum anti-smark tears, AJ and Balor should do the NWO "point to Hogan" thing when the clock gets close to three and then willingly jump off the ring when Punk gets in.
Alright /asp/ which one is more white?
>>1911764
My girl Alicia
Nikki Bella and Daniel Bryan went for white guys
>>1911764
the one who is actually white sasha.
"Bodies" is the greatest ppv theme song?
They were a draw until that fucker died.
Now they're no draw indee shitters
>>1911747
look at any old youtube video made by a teenage boy and youll realize the answer to your question, OP
>Implying the greatest drawing song wasn't My Sacrifice by Creed or Rollin by Limp Bizkit
>tfw there never has or will be a male pornstar gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
Val Venis
>18+
Unironically 18+
Val Venis
>>1911669
Kill yourself. Val Venis is the greatest of all time.
Good body
Good in ring
Good promo
Had sex
Very heterosexual so I never questioned my own sexuality like I do with guys like Finn Balor. Seriously I never felt a tingling in my nether regions for Val and that's good, homosexuality is wrong and I'm not watching WWE to ogle the men as a gateway to my own closeted homosexuality. Yeah I haven't even kissed a woman, but that's due to Western women being terrible, not my own fear and insecurity manifesting itself as anger and hatred.
Probably a Republican
Amazing theme song
I'd unironically pay to see him come back.
Why did Murphy do this to her?
Caught her sucking the BBC.
>Fridge door
Bruise is shape of a knuckle and not a straight line of a door
bitches need to know their place
she's going to cry in the cell isn't she
Yes, both her and Charlotte are gonna cry and hug each other after the match.
If she wrestlers as sloppy as normal she might meet Eddie
Oh god, I hope not. That's the absolute worst thing they could do.
SD is no longer capable of drawing big crowds, according to torch, NXT will be used as a prop-up attraction on occasions going forward.
Very sad state of affairs!
DELETE THIS!
Based nips and TNA rejects will save Smackdown
Who's been forced to do more shit angles/matches/gimmicks?
Kane or Big Show?
>>1911575
New years baby big show
Big Show has done the most, Kane has done the worst.
>>1911600
yup, Katie Vick and "it wasn't me" dead fetus
WTF happened to him?
Did he get replaced with Ellsworth?
He debuted on WWE Main Event and lost to Apolo Crews
Seriously, look it up
>>1911554
>Hype up his debut for months
>Multiple fake outs
>Clearly there's a plan in place here
>Proceeds to job regularly to the least interesting guy in the roster on the F-show
Sasuga, creative.
Apparently, people *really* want to see Melina back.
(Shortly after the taped announcement of Mickie James vs. Asuka.)
>>1911531
>people
1 person
She had 1 apparence on LU and nobody wanted her back.
It's not worth the effort
Melina is shit and unironically insane. Fuck her. Thickie is superior in every way
Get in here boys!
Literally who?
>>1911515
You faggot
>>1911514
Fuckin who?