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I always love Gertner threads. Please continue OP

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THE ONE WHO ALWAYS LEAVES ' EM SORE
BUT THEY KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE

How this guy basically vanished from wrestling after ECW is a mystery to me: even if you couldn't let him do the lewd gimmick he's still a fine colour commentator.

Has my favourite "fuck this shit network we're on" burn as well.

Joel Gertner vs Dan Schneider

Who wins?

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Tell your girlfriend to make sure she shaves, because tonight Virgil's givin' her aids, and if she doesn't scream or squirm, then yours truly will have a turn

The "Quintessential Stud Muffin" Joel "I heard that RAW has not one harlot, but last night I face fucked Charlotte" Gertner

Joel "so big he's hurtin her, and can't keep from squirtin on her" Gertner.

God I miss him.

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I don't know who Mojo Rawley is blowing, but no way has he gotten this far without cock rowing.He says he stays hype like a Nazi who burns a kike, but once it reaches night he'll be jerking it to asian girls on Skype.

Joel "I may never drew a dime but I fucked your mom and gave her a score of 9" Gertner

Joel "im here in Chicago, for Anarchy Rulez, and some pretty young thing watches at home and drools. I know she's got the skills and I know she's got the tools, to give her oral massage to my family jewels" Gertner

Gertnerposting is what will save /asp/.

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I only know AJ Styles by his lesser-known nickname, "deep south." It's because he takes it so far up his ass it comes out his mouth.

Joel "Filled her muffin like Thanksgiving turkey stuffing" Gertner

>>1906253
kek

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>>1906253
Pretty good

Does he look a bit like Rusev to anybody else?