I just finished watching Ellsworth's appearance on last nights Talking Smack and holy shit, he's a pretty good actor. I really hope WWE doesn't run the joke into the ground and let's Ellsworth go for a bit until the RR where he eliminates Braun. After that I hope he gets used in a non-wrestling way like a manager of jobbers or something.
>WWE
>not running something into the ground
Hes the new Hornswoggle.
>>1907252
>stable of jobbers that occasionally win
I like the sound of that
SAVE_US.619
>>1907244
WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY
>>1907251
HOPEFULLY THIS TIME SOMEONE DOESN'T DIE
>>1907266
AND HE EATS SOME FUCKING PUMPKING PIE
Can Mauro ever recover?
>>1907126
The Bellas are one of the reasons WWE will cease to exist.
>>1907126
Nikki Bella is the best women's wrestler in the world today.
Also, Mauro is the most obnoxious buffoon on television.
>>1907130
They're one of the few draws left, fatty.
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
Better than the Undercarder
>>1907118
How is it that he is more active than Undertaker even though he was doing way more ladder and hardcore matches?
>>1907140
Helps that his main finisher wasn't the tombstone
https://intergenderworldchamps.wordpress.com/2016/10/26/daniel-bryans-tiresome-misogyny/
>>1907068
Wtf I love Daniel Bryan now
>>1907068
Why don't Americans get banter? Daniel Bryan and is humour is almost inherently British.
>Manlet
>Hypocrite
>Cuck
>Misogynist
>Never drew a dime
>btfo by Miz
Reminder that these two are the only socially acceptable wrestling shirts to wear in public.
Anything else either means your obese or wearing kids clothing
>>1907052
Styles logo shirt is fine. It doesn't even have that retarded logo on the bottom.
>>1907052
I like the cactus jack wanted shirt fuck you
No aspect of wrestling is socially acceptable.
Even on 4chan is considered low brow and juvenile.
Smackdown:
>McMahon isn't on camera every single week
>Talking Smack humanizes and adds color to the talent by allowing them to speak freely and not off a word-for-word script
>actually builds up storylines over time and gets languishing mid-card talent like Ziggler over and relevant
>isn't filled with 30 minutes of recap every week
Raw:
>Stephanie runs around on camera every week adding nothing to the story but 'I'm the boss and I never lose' bullying of the talent
>3 hours of squash matches, filler, recap, and pointless CWC matches with literally Who's going at it
>wastes talent like Sami Zayn and is somehow is a worse show with more talent than the other
>has scrapped multiple storylines (Nia Jax five squash matches in a row that led to nothing, Titus vs Darren) because their booking can't make the audience care
So, how much longer is Smackdown going to be better than RAM? I want both shows to be good, not for one show to be far worse than the other.
until based vince dies
>>1906970
RAW is physically painful to watch. So many recaps, some literally minutes after they aired. What the fuck.
>>1906970
muh dick
What do the symbols mean?
>>1906939
>>1906939
They both have a Taurus symbol in the middle and the others look like someone did a 30 second google search on alchemical symbols
I forget which elements they represent but they are just from old alchemy. The circle with the horn things is mercury iirc.
>Last night's live WWE SmackDown, featuring Dean Ambrose vs. WWE World Champion AJ Styles in the main event, drew 2.127 million viewers. This is down 11.6% from last week's show, which drew 2.405 million viewers. It was the lowest audience for the show since it went live on Tuesdays on July 19th. The 2.127 million viewers is in line with what the show was doing in the weeks before it went live, however is lower than what the show was averaging taped on Thursday nights on the USA Network.
>SmackDown was #8 for the night in viewership, behind NBA games, Hannity, The Kelly File, The O'Reilly Factor, Special Report and The Five, and #4 in the 18-49, behind the NBA games and Inside The NBA.
>In comparison, Monday's RAW averaged 2.819 million viewers.
>DEANETTY
>AJETTY
SAVE_US.BATISTA
Get the belt off that TNA shitter already
>>1906854
Pretty boring show last night.
Better than RAM, but that's saying jack shot. One of the weakest SD's since the split.
BASED JAMES CONFIRMED BIGGER DRAW THAN DEAN
What's his name again, /asp/?
Smark Cuckaway
The Undertaker
>>1906785
The Duster
>fake tits
>fake lips
>fake personality
Bitch is shit
>>1906771
That's exactly why she's hot.
>>1906780
There is not one person in the world without the bimbo fetish that would prefer Dana over Charlotte in this pic
When Smackdown wins, which 3 talents do you want to see be saved from the agonizing horrendous writing that is RAW?
Let's pretend champions are no go, so there are no kayfabe reasons to pick them just to bring the titles over
>Sami Zayn
Is just sitting around doing nothing in Raw. Could feasibly become the top babyface of Smackdown, of which they have none right now with BMJ away, also have great matches with AJ
>Cesaro
Pretty much built-in storyline of him jumping ship since the Draft
>Probably a chick, I don't care
>>1906735
My beautiful Ska-Muslim
My beautiful Bulgarian Muslim
Third is a tag team because they count as one, might as well rescue the Club from RAM
>>1906746
Raw has only five tag teams, only three of which are title contender material. They can't spare losing the Club, unfortunately.
>Never the guy
>Never has drawn a dime
>Ran away from WWE because he had to put over Cena at Wrestlemania 21
>Got his ass kicked at UFC and came crawling back
>can't speak
>shitty wrestler
>fat
>lazy
>roided-up gorilla
>failed to make the NFL
>raising another man's kids
>got pushed to the moon and still couldn't get a reaction
>got worked by Based Holly so hard he intentionally broke his neck
>homosexual
>insecure about his homosexuality
>wife is a used-up whore
>no friends
>autistic
You put more effort into the Taker one to be honest
>>1906703
SAY IT TO HIS FAAACEE
>>1906703
>T-they shit on the undercarder, I'll shit up on Brock
Good try mark
is wwe trying to appeal to the anime audience?
>>1906650
Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks are both Aquarius women which is the sign that often goes against the norm.
>>1906650
I think its just a popular trend with women in general. I swear when I went to the mall 1/5 bitches I saw had blue hair
Least i no longer need to ask if they got mental issues
>>1906650
They change their hair colour because they can't change their tragic personalities.
You remember that indestructible unstoppable monster that came to WWE destroying everything and everybody on his way?
Then a couple of years later he became the biggest joke and got buried deep down the low card dancing and clowing around with Hornswoggle and Natalya until he got released? Yeah, The Great Khali syndrome can happen again.
Guy has less talent and is smaller than brodus clay, he's doomed.
Is it so fucking hard to sign a big guy who can wrestle and talk decently?
They did that with Taker (inb4 pasta) Kane or Beeg.
Why the fuck can't they do it again?
Why do they have to bring literal retards like this piece of shit or KhalI?
Fucking Vince.
>>1906614
His only source of entertainment is squashing jobbers and hot tags. When they try anything else with him he will become rowan #2. I can see him getting the universal ketchup bottle championship tho