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i went to my apartment complexes laundry room and tried to use a dryer and opened one of the machines which turned out to be full and saw some panties on top and grabbed them

i've never done anything like this before it was super impulsive but i wasn't sure if there was a security camera in there or not (there was)

but i kind of had a feeling there might be so i didn't turn around to face the direction it would have been in when i put them in my pocket

but i went in there multiple times and feel like i looked suspicious, especially since the last time i went where i took the panties i was drying a pair of already wet jeans that i wanted to wear to work

and also i'm a guy i'm not like a girl who was trying to come up on some free clothes

anyways what are the odds i get caught? i feel like it would be retarded to have someone monitoring the camera 24/7 but idk

i'm super paranoid about it and haven't gone back to the laundry room i just wore a different pair of pants to work please someone put my warped mind at ease or prepare it for the worst
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What size?
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>>18559842
You don't even know who those belonged to. What if it's some disgusting mid thirties strung out crack whore with 4 kids? Also if nobody has confronted you then you're probably OK.
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>>18559842
You never should've made this thread OP, the NSA and FBI are triangulating your position as we speak. Your mother has been called and informed of the situation, and your Facebook has been updated to inform your friends of your sex-offender status. You fucked up big-time, kiddo, and now it's time to pay the piper.

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Alright, could use some legal advice. Live in Florida.

Back in November I got a citation for an expired registration. I was supposed to pay the citation and "produce item to clerk of courts", which I assume means show your renewed registration to show that you're still not driving with an expired tag. Anyway, my dumbass completely misunderstood and thought it was an either or thing and not both, so I paid the citation and forgot all about it. Fast forward to June and I get pulled over and the cop tells me I have had a suspended license since March. I told the cop I had no idea it was suspended, he told me it was for the citation back in november, I explained I thought I only had to do one or the other not both. I also explained that since november I have purchased and registered another car and was involved in a minor collision and nothing ever came up. Cop was pretty cool and understanding. At first, he was going to give me the unknowingly driving w/ suspended license but he gave me the knowing one instead because he explained I would get a court date faster and I would be able to deal with it faster. He told me that if they called him into the courtroom about it he would just drop the charges, and that this would not go on my records.

My court date is tomorrow and I'm just wondering what things I should say or not say to the judge. Obviously I fucked up here and its my fault.

Also some more information, license was suspended march 1st, I was out of town for work for all of March and most of April. Was home for May for a couple of weeks. I do not ever remember seeing a notice saying that my license was suspended. Left again for the 2nd half of May, came back home for a couple weeks in June (this is when I got pulled over). Left again for 2nd half of June, came back early July and been home since.
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>>18559806
The letter letting you know your license was suspended would have come from the FHSMV, they're easy to miss though.
You really should have hired a lawyer for this since it's no longer just a citation and instead a slightly serious offense.
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>>18559815
I thought about hiring a lawyer but I didnt think it was that big a deal. How hard can I bank on them calling the officer in and him dropping the charge? Would they call him in if I just explained that I had no idea even though he gave me the knowing charge?

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My boss and his wife are coming to see my new house 2 weeks from now. I invited another work couple, but they can't come, so the full burden of entertainment will be on me and my husband.

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?? I don't have much experience with hosting. I'm going to cook for them of course and will have wine, but as far as the entertaining part is concerned, I need ideas.
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Cheeseboard. Everyone loves a cheeseboard.

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How do I stop thinking of somebody as a friend when he clearly doesn't feel or act likewise?

I think you get the picture with that question.
Basically somebody isn't really a friend, doesn't really disrespect me but doesn't give proper respect either.

Yes I am a very naive guy and I don't have many friends.
Please don't tell me " I can see why" I just want to stop lying to myself, I know I am the one to blame.
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>>18559787
This person is a casual acquaintance. Treat him with the love and respect you would treat any polite acquaintance and keep your distance emotionally.

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So I need advice on how to close with girls. I'm really new to putting my self out there and making an effort to talk to new people. From this there have been times where Ive had the opportunity to hook up but I sperged out too hard, had no idea what to say or do to initiate hooking up.

For example this happened last night.

>Coworker came over to smoke
>Already brought a change of clothes, I know she knows whats going down
> We get really high and watch tv
> after a while I ask her if she wants to bring my new puppy into my room to play with it (AKA bang)
> We sit there and eventually both stand up and dont really say anything for 30 seconds
> Couldnt think of anything to say
>first thing that breaks the silence is her saying "so Im gonna go home"

It was bad, it makes me not want to try with girls anymore. Luckily she is still interested and wants to go out to drinking this weekend. WHAT do I do/say to get her back to my apartment. Do I just grab her and be dominant, or ask straight up do you want to makeout?

Like I said Im very new to all this and have almost no experience and any advice would be appreciated.

>TL;DR Sperg needs help talking to girls
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I just got a job with decent payment, and I have a close friend, we have over 6 years of friendship

>I see shit I want on amazon, good offer, 5 left on stock, $80 bucks
>No credit card and just half the money to buy it ($35)
>Friend offers credit card
>I'm getting paid next week so I pay friend the other half
>Boss says "oh, sorry we got confused no payment yet, wait 3 weeks"
>Shit

I will only be able to give him 40-50% of the item price till mid-August.

Should I abort the plan? He told me that his credit period just ended, so shit must be paid in september first days.

Anyways i'm scared of ruining a friendship by looking scummy or taking advantage of a friend. It's a nice deal but I would rather have peace and a good friend if this kind of shit is socially dangerous.

Tips? I've never done this before
(I'm on the way of getting a credit card btw, timing is bad)
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>>18559727
that's fine dude, just tell him you'll also pay the interest on the item because you wont be able to pay it in time. depending on his card it'll be anywhere from 1% to 30%
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>>18559738
Thanks, even if I make it before interests I think I will deposit a little more than what I borrowed.

10-20% sounds good?
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Just call him and tell him that & say you will pay extra 20 bucks if he is okay with it

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For the third year I have summer school which really sucks considering I could do everything they give me but I have absolutely 0 passion to do anything. I've dealt with depression and mood swings and shit but I kept it away from everyone.

All I care about is art and I know that's something that is really hard to make a career off of. I feel almost like like I'm stuck playing a sport that I ultimately I've lost all passion for and keep getting injured. Along with that, I have to tell one of my friends that I can't go to a show w him that I said I could months ago (ik that's not a huge deal but w/e).

I can't stop thinking about how much a failure I really am. I have wasted so much just because of certain circumstances and my complete lack of care.
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How do i break the shit habits that engulf my life and stop me from perusing true happiness? I always fall for simple pleasures rather than staying on a path to happiness. Porn, junk food, online multiplayer gaming, feeling sorry for myself but placing all my hope in the future are all the habits i suffer from and i want to break, im sick of living and everyday i want to die but im too afraid tp kill myself. My only plan is to live like this until i cant and then just to kill myself. I have no discipline and no conviction. Im so tired and i just want this to stop. There's a bitter crushing loneliness that i endure everyday and i want these pursuits to make up for that and make me able to be happy by myself
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Habitica helped me.

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>Desire friends and companions
>But don't want them enough to go out and get them
>The closest human beings around me are 11-16
>I'm 20 years old and can't drive
>Stuck in a constant rut of isolation
>Too prideful/scared to speak with kids on bicycles
>Know I'm a cognitive ocean away from them on-top of this
>Too lazy to get a driver's license

Damn, this sucks.
Has anybody ever been here before?
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being 20 and not having a license is weird in urban america, anon. fix that first. get a job. then make friends at your job, then make friends with their friends.
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>>18559627
Also, I can't get a job where I can speak with others as I'm currently supporting my entire family via a job in carpentry with my father.

Even then, I don't know if I'll even be able to connect with co-workers.
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>>18559627

>think im too good for everything
>im not
>claim im just lazy when really im just terrified of driving

top kek

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(Male, 19) I'm a guy looking for love, I'm not into boning without any strings. I want the strings. I'm looking for advice and I think I have the pieces but I need some hard-hitting advice.

How do I tell if a woman has any interest me at all?
What are physical signs that can point toward interest?
Is there a way to avoid friendship as soon as possible?
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>>18559556
Have you tried google?
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>>18559610
How is google going to give me advice from real people?
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>>18559556
If she is interested sexually, she should feel feelings either in her pussy or heart or both. It should be obvious unless she hides body language.

Verbal signs are easy (though usually only sluts do this):
>"You're tall..."
>"He's so tall!"
>*touches you inappropriately*

But people walking around outside are either not thinking of sex/dating at all or they're so sexual that they think of sex/dating with everyone they see. Idk where you find people just for dating.

However, this advice is from a 20 y/o male who's had girlfriends but currently NEET, and aspie (you're likely normal) so can't take me too seriously. I nbever had a gf since school where you're encouraged to date

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I've been in a healthy relationship for about 2.5 years now, I'm happy and sexually satisfied. However, for some reason I can't seem to give up masturbating and looking at porn pictures etc. I'm not sure what's wrong with me because I really want to stop, I feel as if it's taking a toll on my body and impacting my performance in sex. Not sure what to do.
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Has anyone experience a very harsh breakup or heartbreak? I've been getting lead on by someone I've loved for 5+ years and I feel like hearing others stories could help me cope.
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I'm just learning how to drive and this road has got me all fucked up. The two roads to the right and left are two way roads, meanwhile the one you're on and the one across are one way roads. I'm instructed to turn right from this position. Do you stop to check for incoming traffic or not?
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The intersecting roads have stop signs, so no. Traffic will stop and watch for you.
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That said, it's always good to glance just to make sure no one's being a fucking idiot.
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>>18559512
no stop sign so you have the right of way. You still want to approach slowly and double check because you'd rather be alive and right than dead and right.

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A few weeks back I was approached by a girl at a bar, and she seemed pretty interested in me, but I didn't ask for her number because me and my friends were moving onto another place pretty soon after that. We gave each other our names though.

Fast forward a few weeks later, and I keep seeing her in the area that I'm working (but she hasn't seen me, I don't think), so she's obviously also working around there. I'm 99% certain it's her, and she is REALLY good looking. I would like to talk to her, and maybe get her number, but I'm fearful of a few potential problems.

>She won't remember me
>She just wanted to find a guy to fuck that night and ended up finding another guy
>She was drunk and wearing beer goggles and in the cold light of day I'm not so attractive

What do?
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Quit being a pussy and asking what ifs?
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>>18559489
Just approach her and talk to her.

Literary no other solution, except if you want to keep asking your self what would happen, etc.

And let's say she rejects you, or whatever, she doesn't belong to any social cycle of yours, so what's the big deal?
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>>18559499
I've been in situations before where I've kissed girls on nights out and then they've acted like they don't know me the next time I've been around them.

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I've been in a healthy relationship for about 2.5 years now, I'm happy and sexually satisfied. However, for some reason I can't seem to give up masturbating and looking at porn pictures etc. I'm not sure what's wrong with me because I really want to stop, I feel as if it's taking a toll on my body and impacting my performance in sex. Not sure what to do. Pic unrelated
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