Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 834. page

>>18555885
Just stop, and never come back. Don't want to? Address the thing that makes you return. Replace it with something better.

>>18555885
ask the mods to ban your isp

>>18555879
they'll tell you if they like you enough

if you act on it or not is up to you

>forgotten
Sure, champ.

In any case, it doesn't fucking matter. If you like a girl, ask her out. If she says yes, she likes you.

is that a butt plug?

cook and offer food to salary mans or in the colege, or any other minor-domestic service

>>18555854
You cannot bypass a survey.

>>18555854
unfortunately, you can't, but I can give you my number if you want

Theres fake number generators out there. Idk how they work or if theyre free or not but they exist.

> warm milk , hot showers
> jk
all his symptoms are pretty common for just about any addiction , I recommend you get him to jog / run a little in order to wear him out that should help with the sleep , hallucinations are related to sleep loss for me anyway ,tremors are just the craving and him resisting , it'll pass in about 2 weeks after stopping the craving will go away

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It took you 5 years?

if you don't get any hits here, try posting on /wsr/

equipment awakening. i guess to level up your shit? im willing to bet that English button would help....

When you've given up on ever getting a relationship and you just want to devote your life to doing the bare minimum to fulfill the basic biological need to jizz.

But for real, be somewhat confident and you can get pussy for free.

I personally wouldn't date a guy if he told me he bought sex. That's just me, too weird and too stigmatized.

>>18555676
Actually i personally already done it, in Japan last year.
I just wanted to hear some opinions on it.

Also, if i ever got a gf, why would i tell her about it? Would she tell me about all the guys, of different races, she dated in HS and their penis sizes?

You seriously still care even though you already did it? Why do you even give a shit what people think?

I mean I'm 24 kv too but if I needed it that bad I'd do it once, only to never care about sex again, why the fuck else would you?

>>18555628
Either seek help and "stress" out your family or commit suicide.

>>18555628
I care faggot , I care

>what do you consider unacceptable
When she had sex with my best friend when I was on a a school trip. That was incredibly painful.

Unaccetable is cheating and abuse.

Anything beyond that I think can be mended if both partners put in the effort.

>>18555595
fixable problems
>her breath smells bad
>she's been feeling depressed or anxious
>she has problems finding a job
>she's been down because she mourns a loss of a close friend/family member
>one or two bad habbits/addictions
>she has an health problem or two
>she has a phobia of something
>firstborn was a daughter, not a son
>not into cooking

definite deal breaker
>she makes major decisions without consulting you
>she goes out at night without mentioning you with whom or where
>she obsessively reads your social media or texts
>major drug addiction, like heroin or something
>has a "really close guy friend"
>throws temper tantrums in public
>does the "anon I am sorry I got drunk and slept with a guy at a party" route when she was supposed to be out with her girl friends
>combination of holding many grudges, gossiping other people a lot and being petty constantly
>posts naked pictures of herself on the internet
>has a criminal record beyond a parking ticket/DUI

>>18555474
No, only the person with the problem can make the call in the end. The best you can get is the personal perspectives of others which might help you evaluate what you yourself wish to do. Some people are loyal to the end, some people drop others over any conflict, some people think certain behavior can be forgiven, some people think such behavior cannot. All you get here is alternate perspective and a place to rant.

>>18555474
I am pretty normal by 4chan standards, and I don't go to /pol/ or /r9k/, at least not anymore. I chip out lots of advice on /adv/. I like to advise people on the internet, even with relationship problems and such, because it helps to train this sense on me where I approach everyone as individual, all judgements aside.

Just go ahead, OP, no need for introductions, we all anons here.

I don't really go on any other boards anymore. I've been mainly on adv for the past year. Since last October I've been going through rough shit and this board was a kind of therapy for me. Helping others while you, yourself, need help. I try to give the most honest and helpful advice possible.

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>>18555457
Weak pussies like you who pollute the gene pool by asking advice on internet how to fucking kill yourself (if you really want to do it, you would have done it by now and not care about "what is the best way to go, guiseee xD") should be assisted by someone in your suicide process, because you can't do anything right in your life, not even taking your own fucking life.

Bye. Nobody will miss you.

>>18555457
You have the whole internet at your disposal to find this information and you come here? It's obvious you don't want to die. This is a cry for help. Go talk to someone and get the proper help you need. People who actually kill themselves never tell anyone and are found before anyone knows. So pls fuck off and get help. bye

stop it before you get food in the holes, doesn't matter if they're small or not. for the sake of yoour teeth i know what the hell i'm talking about.

you want no smelly breath OP. Ya don't.