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>>16520716
I feel like you're not giving us the full story.

It has to be something about you. Your cloths, attitude, friends? There is a reason they think this

Go punch them all in the face, and kick them in the nuts

>>16520676
Have you done something illegal? If so then she can report you.

>>16520679
I don't know if what I've done is illegal

>>16520682
Then what have you done?

What was the context? What did she say/who was she talking to?

>>16520665
Alright, green text time
>lying in bed, gf's asleep
>her phone goes off so I check it because I'm insecure as fuck
>text was from her friend so I scroll through their convo
>she says "I wish [me] had [my brother]'s body."
>brother is younger, fatter, but bulkier, and has nowhere near the confidence or charisma I do, just kind of a shut in
The thing that gets me is lately she's been all buddy buddy with him and asking if we can go hang out and whatnot, so this is only recent.

>>16520677
You say your confident but your insecure. How you stop being a little bitch

>>16520660
Bump

>>16520660
Bump

Come the fuck on, I remember /adv/ used to help everyone in every thread. I need advice from you people

>>16520874
Bump

>>16520623
Post your face and body. I'll tell you whether you have a shot at being a model.

If not, fuck off you entitled bottom-feeder.

>>16520633
>If not, fuck off you entitled bottom-feeder.
What is this for? This only would hurt if I were ugly, sounds like you're mad.

Yeah sure I'll bite, women and gay men love me, women AND men tell me I should model, hot women have flirted with me and I've rejected some. I look in the mirror and see my cheekbones are very high and prominent, what is your advice?

OP, that image is one of the most cringeworthy pieces of writing I have read on /adv/, and I have been around for quite a long time. It smacks of autistic arrogance.

Online

>>16520559
Online. Use a dating service, or do something you enjoy in an online community. Make some friends.

>>16520566
>>16520561

I live in a small town there aren't many people on tinder/okcupid

>>16520547
take my advice anon, people do not make fun of you for things like that because they care, they do it for their own amusment

they think you are fun to have a dig at

I used to feel threatened by that, but over time I realized it was not as malicious as I thought it was, people who dig at you are at least open to engaging with you and that means they find you interesting

>>16520547
Shake it off.

tell them you make waiifu posts about Taytay on a Mongolian poetry board

>>16520444
bump

>>16520444
Move on, nothing else you can do. Want me to be brutally honest? Chances are she found someone else.

Good luck, it happens to all of us.

>>16520514
It wasn't supposed to happen to us.

I wouldn't reply either if a guy I was interested in had another guy's dick pics and pretended they were his

>>16520386
How does one "accidentally" send a dick pic that isn't even yours?

>>16520386
>2 days later accidentally texted her a dick pic(8 inches)
>Wasn't my dick (long story)

hahahaha you're such a stupid, transparent liar

>>16520373
Do what you like. I collected YGO cards til I was like 24. Lots of people I knew who played kept it a secret. That's stupid imo.

Eh, that's not really a problem. It is a little weird if you don't care about real cars, and only care about model cars and don't put them together yourself though.

>>16520373
nothing wrong with that as long as it does not run your life or you put all your money into it. i play ygo and im 24 my gf knows and does not care

He's probably looked a ton of white people porn and he's bored with that so now he's trying on another race for size. I don't know how this specific guy's brain works, but porn usually has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with real life. If he was interested in your friend he would be trying to fuck your friend, not watch porn of her race. That's silly.

>>16520207
I just kinda connected it with fantasies. When he first started dating me he watched a ton of Asian porn because I'm Asian.
I'm normally around him when she is around. I kinda dont trust her because she is fucking a guy who is dating one of her best friends. I trust my boyfriend, but I just don't really want her around him.

But I'll go with it having nothing to do with real life. Unless he starts searching her other half then I'll act concerned.

>>16520207
.... are you a guy cause your retarded if not...
Or even if you are actually...

Porn has EVERYTHING to do with sexual fetishs and fantasys... why else would you want one specific kind of porn.... if you are a guy and dont think you watch any kind of porn in particular your lieing to yourself...

>>16520193
Your man may very well have a cursh on this bitch that is in your friend group but let me ask you a few things.
1) your and his age
2) how long has the relationship been going for
3) why were you looking thro his history to begin with

For reference i watch porn and so does my wife and we dont even like the same porn BUT we also aren't so insecure in our relationship that we go thro eachothers search history and think either of us is going to sleep with our black/white/yellow/green friends just cause we watch porn with people of those colors in them...

If you thought gay porn was better I doubt it was the porn that made you gay.

You made different choices in sexual imagery because you are already wired that way.

And if you didn't destroy your friendship, either.

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>>16520176
Sexuality is fluid, and can be heavily influenced by the environment that we grow up in as we develop our sexuality and go through puberty.
I know several guys who are gay because they have had several bad experiences getting rejected by women and have just decided that they'd rather be sexually satisfied by men for the rest of their lives than face rejection from women again.

You keep saying "I can" see myself with another man.
can you see yourself with a woman?
do you have a preference sexually?

Also fuck your friend. I dont agree with homosexuality but I would never judge a buddy for his choices. that's like refusing to be someone's friend because you have different political views.

Get a hobby.

>>16520101
Let me guess, liberal arts major?

>>16520107
I'd have thought STEM, actually. STEM majors are the ones more likely to be at uni for the wrong reasons, and thus don't actually have any motivation to learn what they're learning. Liberal arts majors are there because they like what they're studying

Two weeks before the 19th at the most, roughly, so it could have been conceived around the 5th of Oct as well. Those test don't show accurately until the missed period. What dates did you have sex if you don't mind me asking.

>>16520059
Could have been after the test as well, obviously.

See a doctor.

By the way, how old are you?
Do you know who the father is?
Is he a responsible adult?
Do you enjoy being around him?
Are you financially stable?
Do you have a basic idea of how dramatically your life will change for the next 18 years?

"Ooops I got pregnant" sounds like that baby has a bright future ahead with such a responsible mother.

>>16520006
Data entry - sit at a keyboard for hours never talking to anyone.
File clerk - especially if you can be buried down in the file room away from everyone
Night cleaning crew in office building

I don't understand people like you. Instead of dealing with your anxiety, you just try to avoid situations where you don't have to deal with people. Do you really think this is something you can do for the rest of your life?

>>16520006
I've lived with aspergers all my life. I didn't know it was aspergers till I was 27, but a big part of it is social anxiety. In all my jobs I've had to work with people. I try hard, but I always come off as a bit weird. I counter this by being damn good at my job. I do alright for myself and nobody knows I have aspergers because most people think that having aspergers is like being retarded. With anxiety landing your first job is going to be tough. Just put out a fuck ton of applications, practice your phone voice, answer calls and get interviews. You'll find someone that will hire you if you can convince them that you can do the job. There are plenty of good people out there willing to give someone a shot. My boss hires normal people who are full on fucking retarded compared to me in the workplace and they seem to get by. You can gain confidence in your ability to do a good job even if you can't gain confidence in your ability to talk to people. You might even find that some of that confidence will bleed over into your social interactions. It took a long time for that to happen for me, but it was an unexpected bonus.