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Apply.

Honestly, I'd suggest just going to your local crime scene cleaning companies and applying. I cannot imagine that there is a shortage of jobs. "Heavy-duty cleaning" and "Industrial cleaning" are also terms to look for. Your local police department may be able to point you at the companies they use.

But I am curious: why crime scene cleanup?

>>16521558
well yeah, but I mean tips on certifications
what i need/where to get it
also things i can put on the application that'll increase my chances/ prove my sanity

Get a melt sandwich on cheese oregano bread with cheddar, bacon, chipotle southwest and some cheese sauce. Delicious!

Footlong without dressing, onions, pickled cucumber, or jalapenos.

Strong cheese.
Some bread of your choice.

>>16521515
bring your own herbs and spices
apply it to your sandwich in front of them

it was just a joke, he should relax

Is it a little childish to post that on social media? Kinda.

Is it simply just a joke?
yeah.


Its not really disrespectful. You two broke up, it might be time to move on. It sounds like you still want to be in his life and he still wants to be in yours. Dont worry about messing up if your just talking to him.. It is over after all.

Who cares? He's uptight and wants to be offended.

If you feel bad then apologize but I think he's being a bitch nigga. If you want too maintain a friendship with him then say sorry but honestly why bother? You're not together and he can't take a joke.

Follow the instructions when making a profile. Look cute and presentable with a profile. You will get guys being interested in you and wanting to take you out.

What more needs to be said? You are a girl, it is infinitely more easier for you to get any action on tinder than it is for a guy.

Be modest, it'll keep the bullshit out

>>16521402
Use bumble. It's better than tinder. More attractive people are on it too cause it's like the hipper version of Tinder.

This is a clean board, so like uhm no dick pics.
Also asking for medical advice on the Internet isn't so smart, idk genital warts? But your dingeldongel doesn't look as bad as most STD pictues....

i think you just have pimples on your dick buddy

>>16521282
I checked the board rules it says advice for all personal problems and also has no rule saying a picture like that isn't allowed. its not sexual its more of a medical picture.
but thank you for your opinion that its warts.

>>16521184
Maybe you're trying to date girls out of your league?
Need to see better photo to judge you properly but id say 6/10 max. Flirt accordingly.
You look older then 22 too, what age group you going for?

Go for girls wearing plaid.

Tell us about your personality. U look fine, that's always subjective anyways.

I don't even know where to begin. You're a crazy person. Not in a cute or harmless way, either

>>16521130
Sexual urges doesn't make people crazy, it makes them human. At most, posing this question makes me an opportunist.

>>16521116
ITT: whores whoring

>>16521112
I'm insecure about being 5'9 nigga everyone's insecure about something. Just gotta get over it.

Nobody cares the only one making a deal out of it is you.
>How can I overpower them by throwing objects on them
Are you serious?

for further reference, I mean this:
>>35099351

Is this an isolated incident?

If so, ignore it, she was only telling you about her dream, don't push it if you don't want it developing.

If not, it's time to have a talk to understand what each other wants, where you both are in life, and how you can make it work if you can.

>>16521053
Also we've been dating for a little over a year and a half.

Tbh I can see myself building a future with this girl, but we're both 19 and that's way too young for the two of us to be engaged, you know? We haven't even lived together yet.

>>16521076
>Dating for a little over a year and a half
>both 19
>Tbh I can see myself building a future with this girl

poor op...

>Would you recommend taking out college loans?

If you lean something solid yes, like doctor, nurse, teacher, doctor, plummer, electrician. Basically a profession that is used in society.

For art and woman studies? Nope

>>16521054
How about an undergraduate degree, then law school?

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>>16521054
>>16521054
This anon nailed it. Actually think before you leap into colleges nowadays. Make a plan, maybe start at a CC, and actually pursue a degree that will ACTUALLY HAVE JOBS. Going to college with having no plan these days is just plain retarded. So many stupid ass kids on their parents money just going to the best college right out of high school end up fucked up in their mid 20's.

College isn't about fun, it's about education and shaping your future.

I stupidly said ok, and stayed with him. He has been 'ok'.... gambled my daughters first Christmas away... I had sooooooo much amazing credit, now it's all ruined.

Here I am thinking almost a year later, he hasn't relapsed. I am a stay at home mother now. Cook, clean. Laundry, all of the waifu duties. I opened his bank statement yesterday. I always side eye him because of his addiction. But I ALWAYS give him privacy. Something told me to open this statement. I saw that last month he went twice in one week. 800 bucks in the trash can

He's telling me he's sorry it won't happen again. His friend gambled not him. Idk what to do. Then he said yes he gambled but we have everything. I have everything I need and want, my daughter does, why am I complaining? He thinks just because he didn't throw EVERYTHING away into gambling, it's not a big deal.

Well it is. He's not just fucking with my life now. This is my kid's life. What happened if he lost control again... how the fuck do I buy diapers? Her future?

I have been ignoring him and he's trying to hug me and say he's sorry and be all sweet. But honestly idk what to do. How do I leave???

There's two solutions I propose.
1 is to give him one more chance. Tell him he has a chance to prove that he won't gamble, and make this arrangement: You will keep an eye on his accounts and if he goes back and spends money gambling then you take control of the family's finances and savings.
This would be the most effective way to prevent it but it could also make him go to ground and hide his habit by using cash. If he hides it, it will be harder to manage.

2 is to give him a gambling budget, essentially an allowance. He has X amount of money to gamble each month, absolutely no more. It allows him his vice, which isn't necessarily the best, but it allows him his vice in a way that you can see it and control it.

>>16521103
He hides it all the time, he tells me at the gym, at a friend's house, does it when I visit my mom....
Do you think giving him an allowance is the same as just a little bit meth??? That's the same thing in my mind. Like oh you cant do ALOT OF meth, just this little bit here every month.

Thanks for the input, but I don't see that being an option

Easiest way out is talking with somebody... Try to get some psychological help. Im close myself to give up on life, yet there are people who need you...even if not at the moment. Get your shit together for one more day, try to talk to somebody.
If you are still looking for a way out, try heliumgas and a breathing mask.
You will pass out, suffocate, nobody will notice, there is no mess left of you, the body stays the first hours like before.
Caution, there is no turning back once you made your decision.
Always remember, taking a live is easier than remaining alive. You can do it

>>16520828
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods
but why would you do it? the world is a really big place, you could do whatever the fuck you want. there are practically infinite possiblities.

>SWIM has nothing left to live for
you don't have loved ones?

>>16520850
>there are people who need you...
this. think about other people you are leaving.

Suicide is and always has been a selfish act, but it's even more selfish for "loved ones" to assume I should just "handle this" and continue on when all I feel is pain. Every day. Non stop.

Go home and spend time with them, don't explode and just act normal. Afterwards write a paper about them and send it out everywhere. How you brother loves playing with your underwear, etc. Then send it out to everyone asking for advise on a study your trying to get published on the behavior of the "typical" family

You wanna teach them a lesson?

Two ideas:

- Go home, COMPLETELY blank anything they say or do to antagonize you. Act like it never even happened. They'll try harder and harder, but if you don't let them win, they'll get bored.

- Don't see them at Christmas. If your mother loves you, nothing will hurt her more.

buy psychology books for them
while psychology is bullshit IMO, it sometimes helps. I remember reading some freud book and it was interesting, and I think it's helped me a lot, to control myself and to tell people to fuck off when necessary.

By talking to her, or spend years regretting never talking to her

If it's possible i would recommend this:

1. Find someone to be your wingman (a buddy of yours maybe).

2. Go up to the girl you like and let your wingman take care of the friend, leaving you and the hottie alone.

3. Start a casual conversation

4. Get her number

5. Take her on a date

Keep in mind that if someone wings for you, you should return the favor to that guy whenever hw can use some help.

Hope this helps you out, you got this bro.

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>>16520799
Thanks anons, will try talking to her tomorrow. Not sure about the wingman idea since, like I said, college.

Any more advice?

Paying considerable amount of cash for practically no change seems a little bit bad m8. I would stay probably, toughen up a little

>>16520744

True - paying $6000 a year to live 3000 miles away from my family and studio does sound like a pretty raw deal. I'm just pretty uncomfortable in this current situation, I find myself wanting to be out of it more and more often.

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