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I did things I am not proud of. Things I couldn't imagine I would do when I was younger. I despise myself for them. I promise, I will try to get better.
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I legitimately hate women.

Not out of "lel teh virgin rage", since I'm a faggot anyway, but because I've never not experienced them ruining something beyond repair while hiding utterly ghastly personalities underneath fake smiles.
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>>16865712
Sorry your mother was a cunt, homosexual. Not all women are cunts like her.
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>>16865661
Every day I dream of visiting a whore to lose my virginity. I waste thousands of dollars a year on strippers because they are the only attractive women who validate my existence and treat me like I'm mildly attractive. I have an addiction.

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Dear O,

I did a lot of things for you in the past. I know you'll never love me back but I will always be here for you, a loyal friend to the end

But then that psycho bitch who threatened to kill you in the past shows up now to ask forgiveness and befriend you again. You act interested and even hinted at wanting an NSA relationship with her. I defended you from her, I asked her then to cut out her jealousy-inspired shit and leave you alone. I went to the police to support you, I feared for your life, and now this? I don't understand, it hurts so bad, my mind is in the clouds right now and I'm spiraling back to depression. Why do I have to love you so?
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J,

You are the light of my life. The sky is a little bluer with you around, the grass a bit greener. Us finding each other was a pivotal moment for us both, and I hope we cherish it and each other for a long time. You are who you are and I am who I am, and that's what makes us just right. I know a lot of the time you feel as though you are at fault in some way, but I can never think of an idiosyncrasy or habit of yours that isn't endearing.

Aap meree heh.
Meh apka who.


M.
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>>16857049
Dear X

I heard you when you were sad when you discovered that our coworkers were talking behind your back and you said that you dont understand since you never talked behind theirs

Well guess what, you do! You even did it to me. I know that you told the guy I like that I treat YOU like a competitor (I dont wtf) because I act all sad and lonely when you guys are always together (I am but for different reasons, I just thought I could be on my real emo self when I'm around you because I trusted that you guys would be my true friends) and that I'm afraid that you'll steal him from me (I dont because I already know he's gay, you dont)

You make up shit that affected my relationship with him, but did I blurt it out? DId I confront you about it? NO, I stayed as your friend

But it's nice to see you taking your own medicine. This time,unlike mine, the things they're saying about you are true
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I miss you man. I don't wanna bother you too much so I'm trying to avoid sending messages but you're on my mind, I care a lot and I'm here for you, really. No matter what you're going through or what you need. Anyway no rush, just don't forget about me, I'll be around, & I hope to hear from you soon <3

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Shaven, trimmed or full jungle?
Trimmed. Shaven is for fags, pornstars and faggy pornstars. Full jungle is for gorillas and 80s pornstars. When the shaver hits the hairs just right, the balls sing.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon and frogposters
Fuck off
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Is it gay to ask your male friend to hang out with you just 1 on 1? I just don't want to lose my friends from us drifting away.
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Girls and guys,

How do my boyfriend and I get better at dirty talk? Ideally, I want to learn some tips and tricks I can tell my boyfriend to try and encourage him to talk dirty more often, but I'm always up for learning a thing or two
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Girls.

Let's say a guy voiced interest in you and asked once and politely to have your number. And you gave it to him. No pressure, he wasn't being pushy or anything and you certainly didn't have to.

Did you ever give your number to someone like that without actually wanting to see him again?

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon and frog posters
Fuck off
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Girls

How can I approach a girl in my class the best way?

I surprised the last girl I talked to and it went really badly
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>>16865165
Try not doing it the way you did it with the last girl
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>>16865165
dont be an autist

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon and frog posters
Fuck off

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Girls, how would you feel about doing butt stuff to your guy?
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>>16860102
As long as it doesn't involve my mouth, I'll give it a go.
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>>16860102
That sounds really fun! But it depends on the girl, of course!
There's this weird stigma about guys wanting in the ass being "gay" even if they are straight. I feel like me and plenty of other girls I know wouldn't really care about that, though. If you're casual about it, she'll probably react casually too!

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What do girls look for to have the perfect boyfriend?
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>>16860177

depends on the girl.

generally speaking everyone enjoys someone who
>isn't a fucking downer
>doesn't try too hard
>is good looking
>makes her and her only feel special.
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>>16860177
Confidence, sexual ability and a sense of humor. All other things are subjective tastes. If you're confident enough to get her attention, if you can make her laugh, and if you can make her cum, all other things will fall in place
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Not any of the guys here, that's for sure.

Pic related; actual couple.

Tell me, how to faggots like him, get girls like this?

1. He sells and smokes weed.
2. Makes a little more than minimum wage as a roofer.
3. No college degree.
4. Has a busted ass car.
5. Is a thug.

While on the other hand, I don't do drugs, I make almost $50,000 a year, I have a 4 year degree, I drive a brand new car with great credit, and I come from a great family.

She's like an 8, and I can barely snag a 5 or 6. What gives?
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Here she is again. Can provide more photos of Mr. asshole or the girl if requested.
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He also recently got her pregnant. :X
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She is trash tier as well. Trash belongs together.

As the subject suggests, I'm about to be homeless /pol/. My rent just went up suddenly, and I won't be able to afford it. I've got a week and some change before I'll have to go, but I honestly have no idea what to do or where to go. I walk to my job, since I have no car, and I'm in the middle of nowhere, so leaving means I'll lose that too.

What do?
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>>16862582
Just work harder. Obviously it's your fault you are homeless because bad things don't happen to the undeserving.
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>>16862582

How much do you have saved, what are your earnings, what city are you in.

You can get a vehicle that moves for under $1000. You can get this amount financed if your credit isn't pure shit and you have a job. The summer months are coming so sleeping in the car isn't too bad.
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>>16862582
See if you can live with a friend temporarily.

Try a men's shelter.

Buy a cheap car and live there temporarily.

Get the cheapest gym membership nearby so you can shower and maintain appearances.

Good luck and godspeed.

I'm really starting to despise women, to a point where I find them disgusting. Now, I really don't want to be hateful, but they've just ruined my life and happiness time and time again. They lie to me, ignore me, and only want me to give to them. Today I drew the last straw when some feminist bitch in one of my classes started talking about how evil men are and how we need to be taught to respect women.
Please help me not hate women /adv/.
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>>16861968

if you were sexually attracted to men you'd likely think the same way. the truth is you could never take responsibility for your life so instead you are blamingi t on people living their own. and since a large amount of your time is thinking about and pursuing and attempting to understand women, you blame them most of all.

but if you banged dudes you'd claim all faggots are awful and probably just do something like put the straight men you cant date on a pedestal (Assuming you dont inherently hate them for being straight and not datable as well).

i mean being gay is fucking legit but when you can say that an entire gender as 'ruined' your life you arent actually talking about women anymore.
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>>16861974
What...? That's not what I'm talking about at all, nor am I blaming the ENTIRE gender.
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>>16861968
Some of the kindest most caring and awesome people I know are women. I wouldn't trade them for anything. There are plenty of shitty people in this world and whatever you get stuck with between your legs doesn't really matter.

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How can I explain to my sociology professor and racist black classmates that white privilege doesn't exist without getting suspended? Every class I have to sit through these anti white racist lectures about how its all white peoples fault that black people are stereotyped for dressing like thugs, or that they are poor when they don't want to work or that they get shot at by the police when they try and assault them. what makes me even more angry is that I have to go to school and work simultaneously and have to take the bus. I live in an apartment with 3 roommates. I grew up with a single mom and my sister and me were abused by her and her boyfriends. My sister was raped I was raped. We had to deal with their nasty second hand smoke and their fighting and beatings. It was disgusting and we came so far and worked hard and to be called privileged is slander. Im writing a paper for the midterm entitled "Debunking the racist myth of white privilege" but the professor didnt approve my topic and is making me write a topic on how the police "unfairly target black people" even though plenty of white people, including me, have been mistreated by the police as well. What do I do? I cant afford to drop the class I need the credits.
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>>16858985
No, you'll be immediately dismissed as a statistical outlier.

You can't reason with these people, they BELIEVE these things, they don't observe them to be true under scrutiny.

Suck it up, parrot what you're told, remember the truth, and you're only there until you pass.
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You don't you fucking idiot. Academia is the hornet's nest of batshit multiculturalism. Just keep your head down and do well in your classes and look forward to the real world where none of their bullshit matters.

Do not try to combat them, you have a lot to lose.
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>>16858985

white privilege DOES exist. its not universal, and its not in all the examples you listed, but it does exist.

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Hi /adv/, I'm in the top 1% and am happy to answer any questions anyone may have. Maybe it'll be helpful for anybody else?
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gibe moni plos
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>>16858973
How do I get rich if I'm too broke to go back to school and have no marketable skills?
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>>16858973
Where should i start networking?

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>>16854803
NOW YOU'RE A MAN! A MANMANMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1mryKqvT8

alright, get it off your chest people
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can't. fucking. stop. won't stop. I got shit to do. fuck this flu, fuck the shit in my way this last week. I've either found partial work arounds to problems or just worked it all out. now its time to get some shit done. gotta keep pushing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA&ebc=ANyPxKq9-m0SyAo8Z8WI_2F1ri-NjjxaXFHEJMFm8AZXyAohcIESSWLgHSUHExb4ycKanB1r41OxRQ9yriJDEucM7ukXif2aLg
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>>16854939
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Why do abusive and evil pieces of shits deserve to find love while I rot in loneliness?

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Girls hate what I and most of the guys here enjoy the most. Video games, scifi movies, cars, guns , weed , whatever there interests into these hobbies are minimal or they outright hate them.
What are some fun girl friendly hobbies to pick up?
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Well, that is certainly one way to generalize the other sex.

For your information, I very much so enjoy video games, science fiction movies and some firearms can even seem cool.

But, since you're good with generalization, why not look for a Barbie group in your neighborhood? Or what about Cosplay, like your picture. Only women likes to cosplay, duh!
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>girls hate what I and most of the guys here enjoy
>degenerate interests like weed and guns

Enjoy dying alone, kissless virgin.
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I have a gf...

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What's with this epidemic of male loneliness? And why is there no corresponding female epidemic?
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>>16853823
the top few percent of males date multiple women
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There are plenty of lonely women in the world, lol. They're just not on 4chan.
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You are not asking for advice
>>>/r9k/

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

Avoid asking these common questions:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking

>Brandon and frog posters
Fuck off

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Women: what are your preferences in the bedroom? Fetishes count too but I'm asking more about the general way in which you enjoy sex.
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Girls

Let's say there is a guy you really like. You've never seen him with a shirt off before. So you ask for a picture. He sends you requested picture. If he doesn't have rock hard abs and a toned chest, or just whatever your dream body is. Would this in anyway shape or form change your view of him? If he doesn't have a sexy body. Would this cause you to lose your "attraction" toward him. Or would you see past it and still like him for who he is?


Girl just asked for a picture. I'm a skinny guy. But I'm very self conscious and I think I look like shit. She said that she won't make fun of me, but I just worry. I want to send her a picture to make her happy. Because I like her. I'm just worried I can't deliver what she would like....
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>>16855103
Usually, a classic Ice Cube film playing in the background helps the mood. The sweet nothings of Janky Promoters (2009) create a sensual, soothing environment.

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