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>>16837167
What do you mean?

>>16837179
What happened dude.

But an escort is only doing you to make money

>>16835286
>wah poor me, nobody gives a shit about my personality and humility and women only want money and oscars and don't appreciate people as humans :(((

Do you know why nobody cares about you? Because you are a crybaby wallowing in self pity. Fuck off with your poor unloved martyr persona. No wonder even hookers can barely stand you desu

Last night some guy offered me $40 to blow him.

$40. $40!!!

I'm worth $40. :(

Oh, and i'll just quote Charlie Sheen on your problem, anon:

"Men don't pay prosititutes for sex. They pay them to go away afterward."

seems like a simple problem with communication

just tell him to tell you everything beforehand and let him still do it at first and gradually let him do less until he's telling u everything and u have a say in it

>>16834060

So he used his own money to buy himself a car?

midlife crisis lol

instead of getting mad at him like a bitch, why don't you calmly talk with him about your concerns like a normal human being? I don't disagree this was a big purchase he should have told you about, but fuck you if you think this is all about you

Fuck I had the most awful acne you could imagine, it was one step away from mordbidly disgusting to look at... but this was when I was like 15 or so.

Only thing that helped me was to visit the doctor, took some pills and then he did some things to my skin.

Cured it, or maybe I just grew up out of it.

My guess is that excercising, drinking water and eating properly should reduce it at least in some ways.

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>>16832269

you can either attack it topically, or with accutane

topically
>tretinoin face cream in the mornings
>salicylic acne wash in the shower
>moisturizer morning, after shower, and before bed (or as needed)
>erythromicin antio biotic topical gel.

tretinoin is a prescription face cream. literally just vitamin A. apply to face and watch the acne (and skin) just fall off.

salicylic acne wash just dries out your face, takes the oils out.

moisturizer keeps your skin fresh, stops you from over producing oils to compensate

erythromicin is an anti biotic gel that will kill the acnes bacteria.

this combination made pic related. me, with just a 2 months difference. the tretinoin was the REAL life saver, but the erythromicin stopped new ones from popping up. its not perfect though. its a tough schedule to keep and your face is stil lsensitive. id often get one or two blemishes, but nothign extreme, but still annoying.

so now, im on accutane. its been 3 weeks and i look like the 'after' pic. face is dry all the time (as is my nose) but i can apply moisturizer 10 times a day, and thats all i need. after 5 months you stop taking the pills, and then you never have to have acne again, generally. sometimes if ur acne is REALLY bad you gotta do a second cycle. only real downside is no alochol while taking it

>>16836997
Stop eating.

Find those pills that kill your appetite.

It's simple as stop eating as much, and eating better.
But I'm betting there's a good bundle of issues lying beneath those rolls.

Best to have someone to remind you of your goals, don't enable yourself.

>>16837019
What is a good diet

It's not so much illegal as it is immoral, OP.

If you're more concerned with getting caught then you are with harming other people, maybe it's time to take a look at yourself and your values and make a change.

>>16836652
Pretty sure it is, so pray they don't find out it was you or it's happy jail time for you.

Congrats on shortening the lifespan of those dumbfucks.

In the United States it's illegal. If I remember correctly, it's considered a manslaughter charge.

>>16836238
Masturbate

>>16836260
Gross no. I don't masturbate much.

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So my good habits have like ended and I'm trying to figure out why. For a while I was doing yoga daily. Now it's like things are a mess and nothing is going right.

I got sick, spent time on 4chan and have been talking to people I might want to date. And doing weight lifting which is rough. And work which is forever and always.

Need to get back into things but idk how. So let's figure this shit out of something.

Because you're bitter and butthurt

>>16835589
why does it matter HOW it ended? her intention was to be out of a relationship with you and she accomplished that.

now she wants time but is texting you the next day? talking about being friends and keeping in touch?

stringing you along like a side bitch. don't respond, move on.

Just don't contact her again or talk to her, that will make her mad and horny cause she still needs your validation and emotional support, but fuck that because you are getting nothing in return.

Give dog away

You can give the dog away. Contact a rescue -- it'll be easy to find one to take it if it's a purebred.

>>>/an/ will be more helpful, I think.

Wow, you actually considered euthanizing it?

You're the worst kind of pet owner. I hope you realize that. Don't ever adopt a pet again, please.

How is taking care of syrian refugreeeeeeeees as they soak up the healthcare while your mum dies because she is "too white" to be taken care of?

Do you like Jeremy hunt?

>>16834849
what made you open this thread? (yes, I'm asking seriously, not to mock)

>>16833666

jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up and stp being a stupid fucking whore and grow the fuck up

delete this piece of shit thread, fucking hell

Has it impacted your sex and/or love life?
If no, it is not an issue. People respond to stress with different ways. He could be shooting heroin, so if putting in some earbuds is the worst thing he does, you're doing alright.

However, if sex has gone down since he started, or he's getting more easily agitated, bring up your concerns to him in a more constructive way. Say that yes, it does make you feel insecure, and you want him to relax with you, not by tuning the world out for 20 minutes. Offer to give him a neck rub or massage once a week if he sees it as an attack on his relaxation time, to show you're willing to meet him half-way.

>>16833691

Sex has gone down quite a bit. I don't know if it is completely to blame, but we used to have sex almost every day. :(

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How do girls take vulgar and dark jokes in general? I get some are more sensitive than ithers, but for most, what's the line that I shouldn't cross?

>>16833533
I love them, to be honest. Limits vary by each girl.. One may find dead baby jokes hilarious, while some are bound to smack you for it. All you can do is hit and miss.

Girls

If you were interested in a guy, but learned it's been 5 years since he's has sex, would that change your opinion of him in a negative way?

>>16831771

do you watch porn?

>>16831780
I used to when i was single but not anymore.

>>16831771
Why were you attracted to her in the first place?

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Now, I know that some of you might say something like : Tell the parents
Or : Simple try to convince her not to smoke

But, come on now, both of these options will just blow up in my face

A = If I tell the parent, i'm instantly gonna be labeled as the snitch, loosing the easy trust they had in me even though I just barged into their lives about 4 weeks ago, and it won't change too much anyway since she will continue doing whatever she does at school... You know... The place every kids hang out for at least 5 days a week every week
B = If I straight up try to convince her to stop smoking, it just won't work, and I also do not want to because, well, to be honest, I did smoke a bit during my early teenagehood too, and I do remember how frustrating and boring it was when someone was trying to convince me to "just drop it because blablabla"

Thing is, her behavior straight up enrages me, but at the same time worries me, specially because of her grades
I know that I did some shaddy stuff too at her age, but I didn't let whatever I did get in the way of school

Right now, she said to me that she was going to practically beg her mom for... Wait for it... Not 20... Nor 10... But 5.
Just 5 bucks so that she can hang out with her friends tommorow and buy cigs with money they all pooled together

For now, we all get along pretty well, so I had an idea

Do you guys think it will be a good thing if I just give her some cash in exchange of me tutoring her ?
Yes, paying her so she can smoke and possibly get stoned just so that she can finally study

I know very well that she could just "use" me as some kind of emergency when she's dry and then simply go back to her mom for more but... Well, i'm a bit lost here, and I can't think of another good alternative to help her

And that's precisely the reason why i'm posting here in the first place, you guys do give some good advice most of the time so... Well, help a wannabe good big bro plz ?

Damn. I was expecting some good wincest.

>>16834606
How well do you know their parent? Is it possible you could tell them that you need to share this information but also need the kids not to know it came from you? Is the parent responsible and you could trust them? Or are they a blabbermouth and the kids would find out? Also is the parent even a good parent where they would do anything about it and handle it responsibly if they did know?

If it's inserted properly it should never fail. Failure rate is 1%<.

I have never seen a vagina
How does that shit not hurt

>>16832402
Funny thing about sexual partners is that no matter how long you've known them and how much you trust them, they may still cheat.