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Responding to stupid questions. They'll get the message.

>>16833555
kek'd

>>16833555
Nice, I like trolling idiots.

Depends who you are. If you have young children thats a good reason not to kill yourself.

>>16842857
I can't ever have children.

>>16842867
Then you're free to go.

Girls: Do you like the taste of semen, or do you just put up with it for your guy?

>>16840014
Girls: I have a pee fetish. Don't ask me why, I just find it hot.

How the fuck do I even begin to discuss this with you?

>>16840038
It depends. Sometimes it tastes like nothing, sometimes it's absolutely disgusting but I lie to my so and tell him I love it and swallow. Small sacrifices go a long way

>>16843831
like, he left you?

he's out?

gone?

>>16843839
He's gone, he left our home yesterday and he's not coming back.

>>16843831
That's a dick move. Sorry to hear that OP. That happened to my cousin too. All these guys just getting cold feet and won't even raise their own child.

Name him Norse Dragon

>>16837693
puff the magic dragon

>>16837703
"Norse" is actually a cool chadly name

"Nidhogg" is the name of somebody who's going to have to bang a hooker or a fatty to lose his virginity.

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I need more tips on getting girls' phone number to begin with, I had read material that said that you needed to be as direct as possible because it would show a lack of neediness which would make them more attracted, but from my own experiences this never worked.
Also when is a good time to ask a girl that you've selected out of a group to finally go out with you just the two of you? And what's a good way to do it?

>>16841558
Hi, I'm that one girl from the other thread.

Honestly I don't like boys who approach things very boldly. I don't see that as real confidence- I see that as a "fake it till you make it" or PUA tactic. I like getting to know a boy as friends and then learning his character by observing his actions.
I think that "be bold" advice is more intended to help guys so that they don't waste time following after a girl who isn't interested in them sexually, since a lot of people can tell right away whether or not they're attracted to the other person.

But I've never gone out with someone who's just approached me out of the blue. It makes me uncomfortable. It's one thing if they chat me up for a while and I get to know them (like in the club example) but if a guy just thinks I'm pretty and wants to meet up later, that's kind of a red flag for me because he doesn't know ME, he's just seen my body/face and likes it.

Make a move after you've had some casual 1 on 1 hangouts with her. The way people act when they're alone with you is a lot different than they act in a group.
If the solo interaction is awkward, it's not gonna work. Even when the two of you are alone you should be able to bounce off of eachother and have funny conversations. You'll know when you "click" with someone.

A lot of guys are terrified of the friend zone, but the friend zone is basically just "I think you're awesome and I love everything about you except you don't arouse me sexually."
But you can't "mess up" by being friends with someone first. If they reject you once you're friends, they sure as hell would have rejected you before you were friends.
And a lot of girls (like me) will only date guys who we've been friends with first.

I usually do a big group hangout, an small group hangout, and then an individual hangout. I know by then if I feel comfortable enough/attracted to the person enough to date them.
(C)

>>16841600
(C)
Things also don't normally progress that formulaically. Like sometimes you'll kiss someone before you technically date them, and that leads to you dating then.
Watching a movie in your dorm room at night is a good way to get a feel for whether or not there is attraction. Pull the movie up on a laptop and sit right next to her with some pillows to lay back on and a blanket. See how close she gets to you during the movie. Is she leaning up on you? Does she "fall asleep" and rest her head on your shoulder? Those are signs that she's attracted to you. PROTIP: IF SHE FALLS ASLEEP DO NOT TOUCH HER BOOBS AND VAGINA that is creepy and will ruin your chances.


To get to the 1 on 1 hangout- do something super casual like text her "hey wanna get lunch? Im done with class!" Or bring up naturally in conversation something like "have you tried the new _____ restaurant? It's so good!" And if she says "no I haven't yet!" Be like "OMG you need to try it! We should go some day after classes so you can try their _____. I promise you're gonna love it!" ^ similar things can be done with movies "you haven't seen dead pool yet? Omg you have to let me take you! It was the best movie I've seen all year!"
For this initial hangout you dot want her to classify it as a "date" so while you CAN pay for her food/movie, you don't necessarily have to offer.

girls are seriously the fucking worst

just tell him what you told me, a total stranger on the internet

now go be a faggot somewhere else

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>>16842187
Your kids will look white.
This woman, for example, is half Asian.

As the mother, they will look more like you.

Talk about it. You might break up over this, but there's a chance you won't and he'll be okay with donated sperm. That's really the only way.

this is a legit problem.

date one of them and learn from it

This is almost identical to the line that Jim Carrey says in Eternal Sunshine.

Are you pulling a fast one on me?

The issue isn't if you can forgive her, but can your son forgive her.

Please don't underestimate the psychological impact it could have on your son. Notice how she's sorry because you got angry, not because she believes she did something wrong. She didn't tell you, your son did. She's not sorry to your son.

Please don't make him stay or spend time with someone who he is afraid of and who is willing to physically hurt him.

Incredibly fair. It's probably even damaging to your child to have her around now. As harsh as that seems. A child has to be able to feel safe in their own home. How can they do that if they have violence like that. It will probably harm the trust of future women too. But the best thing I see is to convince your child that he comes first, always. It's possible to leave it up to your son if she should stay or not. But I don't know if that's such a good idea. Depends on how your son is. Personally I suspect my daughter would prefer to have me chose the choice she prefers for her. But I don't know your son. It could be he prefers to be active in 'solving' the situation.

It's a choice between your son and her the way I see it. You will often find that people in studies turn out ALOT worse after child abuse. I don't know specifically what the cause is, was the damage done right now? But I wouldn't risk my daughter like that either way. It would absolutely ruin trust to keep someone violent against her around. Sorry.

Being on they goddamned cell phone while they at a bar. Truly pathetic.

>>16836566
Showing any emotion whatsoever that wasn't anger or jealousy or happiness.

>>16836566
My ex-boyfriend has a weird relationship with his best friend.

it's like this with my gf and i of 11 months but i'm way worse than her

sometimes she makes me feel better but sometimes i wear her out

>>16834221
hmm what do you two do for each other?
my friend is beginning to wear me out right now, and i dont know how long i can put up with her stubbornness and refusal to change, but i also realize that a big part of that is depression. we're also in a point where she's been consistenly not very good for almost two months, whereas i've been pretty okay.

sadly, when i have a shitty time she isn't of much use, even telling me things like "i can't offer you any comfort right now" which i understand is because she feels like shit, but idk

she is very far away at the moment, and i realize the distance does make it difficult

>>16834218

you two said you cannot function. ergo you cannot date. it doesnt matter if its intermittent.

you two have decided that this modern life is somehow so soul crushing that its not worth being real human beings. i say the same thing about 13 years olds. they shouldnt date. they arent ready. they act like a break up is the end of the world. now you two are going into this like you're already in that horribly depressed break up phase. you dont care enough about yourselves to take care of yourselves, one wrong rubbing of the way and you will hurt one another, all because you are too self absorbed to truly care about each other.

TL;DR depressed people cannot date.

>>16840421

There wasn't an official write-up or anything over it, but I didn't want to offend anybody and it obviously meant a lot to this girl if she reported it to the manager. It seemed strange to me, because a couple of the other employees then and the day before were black, one of whom is a friend and drinking buddy of mine, and she had seen all of us joking around and having a good time together. Still, the next time I came across her, I apologized. I told her I'd heard she was upset by what I said, that I honestly didn't consider the fact that the term could be offensive, but now that I knew I was sorry and wouldn't say it again. She barely acknowledged that I was speaking to her and walked off, and remained cold and dismissive of me from then on.

Yesterday she quit, and told the store manager (above the manager she had reported me to) that she was leaving because there were too many racists in the store. She named me and the manager she had reported me to as two racists, but refused to elaborate on what we had said or done to make her feel that way. He asked me if I had made any racist comments or jokes, and I explained all of the above to him, including exactly what I said and my apology. He wrote some things down, said something about needing to send something about this to the regional manager, and that he might want to talk to me, that there might be some racial sensitivity training or some other consequences, he wasn't sure but he'd know by the next time I worked, which will be tomorrow.

What the fuck.

>>16840430
Girl sounds like a mess, hiding behind "muh racism"

You did nothing wrong, literally.

1) used a term that you had no idea was racist, given your black co-workers regularly use it and you use it with them

2) following her upset, apologised and promised to be more sensitive

She's got a huge rod up her ass.

Here's a secret for you:

A lot of black people are incredibly sensitive about racial issues, and look for racism where there is literally none.

I've been called racist for not shaking hands with a black guy who had leprosy and holes in his clothing (a fucking bum).

Don't stress about it.

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>male friend
>thinks he isn't planning sex eventually

>>16839901
You have to consider the fact that I am kind of ugly and he's not.

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>>16839904
>self esteem issues
>thinking the hot guy isn't going to use you

What's your intention on sharing it to begin with?

>>16838109
>newnation.org
Yeah lol

>>16838109
>dangers of interracial dating.

By posting that you imply that you believe people shouldn't date across the races and if they do the black men will murder the white women.

If that is the point you want to make the go for it.

This gon seem weird, but like I got a job in animal research.

Is that super creepy to say? I mean, how long can you avoid saying what job you have?

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Would a woman consider dating a guy whose been single for more than 3 years?

is being 6 feet and 170 lbs to fat?

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So I've been hanging out with this guy for a little over a month.

When we were together on Thursday I saw three different girls text/snapchat him. Before I left, I asked him if he was talking to any other girls besides me and told him I wouldn't be mad if he was since we aren't dating. Of course he said he wasn't.

Since then we've barely talked. Did I fuck everything up?