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Non-fat lesbians, anywhere really. Legitimately afraid of my dating opportunities when I start college in the fall. For guys you have lots of options and places to search- I'm not sure.
I'm fit and tall, face is okay but I'm told I have pretty eyes. And no I'm not going to post a picture of myself on 4chins, but is being fit (and somewhat tall) really desirable traits in the les community?
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>>16851040
>For guys you have lots of options and places to search
I didn't know all lesbians were so funny.
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>>16851040
Depends on where you go to college.
In a place like Austin, you would find plenty.
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>>16851046
compared to lesbians, uh, yeah, we do
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What did she mean by this 2016-02-26 17:55:11 Post No.16851035
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What did she mean by this
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Hey /adv/. So a girl from my class, who I think is pretty cute, sent me this. We're pretty close and I told her I had feelings for her a long time ago. I still like her.
The only thing is that she has a boyfriend. He seems pretty beta and insecure
I would love to steal her if that's possible.
How should I proceed from here?
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Be alpha and ignore it.
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Bumping for a serious reply
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>>16851035
Slut-tier
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Need advice about girl on bus 2016-02-26 17:48:25 Post No.16851016
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So like a month ago I switched up the bus routes I took to get into work since I got a bike. Lately I've noticed this one girl has been sitting across or in front of me, even though the bus is usually pretty empty. Lately I've noticed that she's been shyly eyeing me when she thinks I'm not paying attention, I'm usually on my vita to pass the time.
I figure that next time I notice her looking at me I should make eye contact and smile. If she returns the smile and removes her headphones, I assume I've been given the all clear to start talking to her; if she just turns back around, on to the next one I guess.
I could also let her catch me looking at her, but I'm way too shy to do that.
Thoughts?
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>I'm usually on my vita to pass the time.
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Sounds good OP.
But you already knew that. You're just trying to make us all jealous with your eyecontact.
You know what? Fuck you OP. I don't need your filthy eyecontact slut to be happy. She makes eye contact with DOZENS of guys EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
She's clearly a millenial slut that just want eye cock rammed down her cornea all day. You deserve each other you fucking pussy.
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>>16851155
Well Olmec isn't going to kill itself.
>>16851188
And here I thought she only had eyes for me :(
Not trying to brag, I promise, just wanted to pass it by someone else so I don't make an ass of myself. I'm pretty bad at the whole flirting thing.
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So I'm at university. Last semester I took a folding chair from the campus. Today a University Police officer was at my door with my roommates keys.
He noticed the chair and claimed it was the same as the universities. He asked to look at it and asked where i got it. I said "Someone gave it to me on a late night." He finished looking at it and said there wasn't any markings to signify it's the universities, but that I should find that person and ask where they got it from. Then make sure it goes where it needs to if it is campus property.
I'm wondering if there will be any way for the campus to prove that I have one of their chairs. The chairs are not labeled, but I was wondering if they could look at their stores and see they're short a chair? I only took it because it was outside for many days already. Should I take it home with me this weekend, or should I return it to the police?
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if ur at all concerned enough to make a post about it on 4chan, just give it back and say 'hey this had been laying out right outside the dorms for like two weeks, so i brought it in. but i guess its the universities? so here you go...
then go to as tore and by your own
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Yo, I work at a university doing event setups and you little fucks are always stealing my chairs and tables. Imma find you, kid.
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>>16851020
I wanna keep it though. Am I in potential trouble?
Or could I just go home with it and be good.
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sexual frustration, tension, and guilt 2016-02-26 17:47:03 Post No.16851013
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sexual frustration, tension, and guilt
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>be molested by best friend when i was a kid
>gf was molested by her dad when she was a kid
>she wont give me blowjobs and only teases me about handjobs
>never does anything
>no problem getting railed by my dick
>she wants me to take control of everything sexual
>hate feeling like i have to be in charge because it makes me feel like the fucker that molested me
>i dont give enough fucks about sex to initiate wholeheartedly
>she feels the same way probably
>yet continues to tease and entice me to get me to manhandle her
>shes had at least "under ten" sexual partners
>she thinks thats low
>shes given other guys blowjobs
>wont even pretend to suck my dick
>proves /r9k/s theory that all women are selfish whores that want to be raped and abused
>I dont want to initiate sex with aggressiveness
we are both too fucked up to love eachother. And she is just a woman. What kind of advice can you give this fucked up relationship?
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If you have money and really feel like she's a keeper, go to a psych.
If you don't want to part with the money and feel she's fucking nuts just leave her.
Do it gently over time, the last thing you want your gf to do is go crazy and kill you or shoot up a deli or whatever.
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I am dead inside, living for no reason. 2016-02-26 17:42:01 Post No.16851005
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I am dead inside, living for no reason.
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I occasionally feel snippets of emotion, but I'm largely dead on the inside. I haven't had a girlfriend in seven years. The woman I'm in love with had disappeared from my life until I tracked her down and discovered she is engaged to another man. I have no friends. My family is dysfunctional. I can't seem to get a job. I'm dieting and living healthy, I go to therapy, and I take meds for depression and the like, but they only help a little. I thought about killing myself and almost went through with it, but didn't because it would have upset the little family I care about. I don't enjoy my hobbies. I've made the choice to keep living despite all of this. I live for no reason. Sometimes I get jealous of my family members' lives and relationships. My personality around my home is fake, so I don't worry the people I live with. I don't really know what kind of advice I'm looking for. I guess, how do you make yourself feel? I don't want to fake it anymore, but I don't know how to do it for real anymore either.
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>i am dead inside
>tfw no gf
>tfw jealous of other peoples gf
sure you listed other stuff after / inbetween, but when someone says they are sad and the first thing they talk about is romance, its pretty enlightening.
if ur biggest problem is romance (and in your head it is) than your problems arent as bad as you think.
>i live for no reason
a person isnt a reason to live, not in romance anyway. even a kid can only give you a temporary reason to live. focus on you, your life, and something you want to do. i know you dont know what yo uwant to do but nows your chance tos tart exploring. there are many options. dont pretend you've tried even 2% of them
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>>16851085
Well, I did have some serious girlfriend trouble, but that's only a part of it. All of these things bother me equally, regardless of the order I listed them. I guess, living for me and myself would be a good idea, if I actually cared about myself. I don't. I care about the people around me. Besides, these things are beside the biggest issue of me not really being able to feel anything. I am looking at finding out what I want to do, it's just that I'd like to be able to feel during the search, I guess.
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>>16851123
>regardless of the order i listed them in
you also just fixated on that in relation to other people. you're very clearly concerned about the romance aspect more than anything else.
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>gf of over 2 years
> went through a rough path where we were on and off
>treated her like shit for a while, saying stuff like our relationship wasn't going well and suggesting just be friends etc.
>also being very distant and overall depressed
>find out she was talking to some guy behind my back(just flirty stuff)
>dump her
>meet up a few days later cause she left something at my house and we talk
>both still have feelings for each other
>tell her I don't want to get back together but maybe in the future cause I don't trust her
>continue to talk and bang in the regular
>continue to be somewhat shitty to her
>tells me that if I asked her to be my gf again she would say yes
>turn her down and say we should just stay friends
>eventually I really decided that I love and want to be with her
>ask her out
>went through her phone I find out she was talking to other guys during that while off period, went on a date with one
>confronted her and I was pretty broken up about considering everything that happened
We're still together and we do love each other. But I still constantly get suspicious that she will do something like that again. I really want nothing else but to be with her but its tough considering everything that happened. She says those guys were just "duds" and she just needed a distraction cause I was hurting her and she was still in love with me. I understand why she did everything but I'm still really hurt by it. What do you think /adv/? Could we still make it after all that? Could we just consider a rough patch and move on? She wants to move in with me and I keep getting doubts but I really would love to live with her if she stays loyal. I do believe she loves me and only did what she did cause she was hurt and confused.
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You were expecting her to wait for you to "come around" while in that off period and keep to herself? You told her several times you should just be friends, so she was trying to move on because YOU told her to move on. She did not cheat on you. You were not a couple when she talked to other guys and went on one date. It is absolutely not an indication that she is a potential serial cheater.
It's up to you to decide if the relationship is worth the effort based on whatever other issues you have as a couple, but certainly don't break up with her because she talked to guys during your off period.
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>and we do love each other
Get such a kick out of you little college kids.
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We've worked on a lot since then. We talked about it all to death and pretty much our current relationship from the ground up. But I still have some trust issues. And yes the date and stuff isn't cheating and I forgave her for it. But the first time around we were together while she was talking to the guy. But our relationship was falling apart the time which is the only reason I considered getting back together with her.
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Non native English speaker here.
What is the difference in meaning between "go" and "come"?
For example, "to go there" and "to come there", or "go with us" and "come with us"?
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>>16850983
I wouldn't say "to come there".
Come is like a command, If I say, "come here". come seems to centre around the speaker too, you wouldn't say "come here" and point behind someone.
Maybe Im not explaining it well
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>>16850983
What's your native language? The same verb distinction almost certainly exists in your language.
To go indicates that you are leaving a place in order to reach another destination.
To come indicates that you are leaving from another place to reach a destination.
For example, a person is starting at the library and ending at the bank.
"They go from the library to the bank."
"They come to the bank from the library."
The meaning of the sentence is the same
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>>16850983
"come" is like a command saying "move to where i am" and "go" is like a command saying "move to somewhere i am not"
both are pretty much the same, the difference is in the speaker.
I put in wrong age on a dating site (23 instead of 21) because I wanted to attract more girls. Now I have to find a way to explain to my 23 y/o gf that Im 2 years younger before she finds out about it herself somehow.
We have been together 4 months. Help me /adv/!
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Just tell her, 23 to 21 is not a great age difference. You can still do everything that a 21 year old can.
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"Hey, I lied. I'm 21. Lets fuck"
just get it over with, OP
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>>16850978
Well you already fucked up. This is going to seriously impact the trust between you two.
But basically just tell her you're actually 21 and then take things from there. Obviously ask her for forgiveness, but sometimes you can avoid confrontation by just simply telling her the truth. You're not 23, you're 21. Just be honest.
And remember, this basically has a chance of going south and you're going to have to accept that.
Is using my access to people's information to get in contact with a qt wrong?
>Be me
>work front counter at financial aid office of my uni
>qt walks up to desk
>shes shy (or pretending to be)
>hands me her id
>now have access to all her info
>lusting.....
Should I use her info to send her an e-mail, text or whatever?
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Be careful. You could be doing something illegal by snooping on her data.
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>>16850972
She'll think you're a creep (and you would be) for doing that. Just don't.
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>>16850989
wat if she genuinely liked me senpai?
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How do I make pheromones? 2016-02-26 17:12:08 Post No.16850953
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How do I make pheromones?
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I want to know how to make pheromones to attract the ladies, I know humans naturally produce them, but is there anyway to obtain more of them? I know there are pheromone sprays but I'm not sure if I trust them.
I know it's kinda disturbing, but if you hypothetically were to rub your sweaty balls over your clothes; would they get covered in pheromones?
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>>16850953
There once was an anon on /r9k/ named Ballsweat who documented his supposed success doing that exact thing. See if you can find an archived thread of his.
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>>16850953
>Rub your balls on stuff.
Technically, that would work, yes. But the sweat smell itself might offset any pheromonal effect that it could theoretically have.
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>>16850953
Stop jerking off and eating Doritos
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pussy or personality? 2016-02-26 17:03:33 Post No.16850929
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there's 2 women interested in me right now.
#1 is a 9/10, she's into "pole fitness", and her personality is very child like and care free, but when i talk to her she seems very innocent.
#2 is a 7.5/10, but i love talking to her because of how transparent she is. She's very open and has a unique perspective on life. Also, she's a masseuse.
So, 1 or 2?
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#1 sounds like a total slut. Bang and drop. Date #2 after for personality and godly massages.
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>>16850929
whats wrong with a carefree/innocent child like very hot women? seems like the best case scenario ever! number 2 can be your friend
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>>16850939
i don't think #1 is a slut. i think she's just desperate because she's still a virgin.
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Am I too immature for him? or he cares me little? 2016-02-26 16:59:05 Post No.16850917
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Am I too immature for him? or he cares me little?
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-Been with my bf for 2yrs+ now, and he's my first ever bf.
-Long distance and big age gap
-Things are getting tiresome because a lot of our values don't match at all eg he doesn't want to get married but I do
Recently I am going to see him just few days before my bday and I feel like he has forgotten it's my bday, is it worth it to stay with him if he forgets? as he shows very little care for me.
Another thing I can't get over with is what he did for his ex's. He used to give them flowers and sweet talks and even creating shared fb accounts with them. However he did none with me. His excuses are that he's getting old and mature so he won't do these things anymore, but I feel like he just doesn't love me as much as he did for his exs.
What should I do, leave or stay
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I think you should leave.
Why I think you should
>long distance
>you could be a side girl
>doesn't sound like he gives a shit about you
Why do you want to get married to someone who is disinterested in you? Are you not communicating your thoughts and feelings to him?
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I have an 18 year-old Australian friend
He came here legally, but doesn't have his citizenship yet, he's been waiting. Which results in him not being able to get a job
Anyway for him to get aid? Or any job that doesn't require citizenship?
Legal answers preferably.
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>>16850904
Do you have any friends or family that have a business?
I'm sure they would help your friend out.
Or just have him marry a citizen I guess.
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I have a friend who's getting married. I think marriage is stupid, what do I say?
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I know it's incredibly difficult when people do absolutely insane things like get married. But you can do this.
You walk up to your friend and you say, "Congratulations. I'm happy that you're happy."
Whew. It's tough, but I believe in you
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>>16850890
I have done this through facebook, but I feel queasy, like I'm going against the grain of my entire being. I feel like shaking him and yelling 'are you fucking insane?!'
I sawa rugby player doing a funny tour through westminister abbey and he came across the memorial of the scientist who discovered absolute zero, the coldest temperature known to man. And the rugby player says 'he'd obviously never been married.'
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you let him live the fucking life he want to live. Fuck off, Anon