Printing out my law school writing project at 3 am at school. Next to the printer someone left a copy of their project.
I give it a read just for a taste of where others are at.
This kids paper is absolute garbage. Everything about it is wrong and its due on Monday. This kid is going to fail and never be hired to do legal work.
Should I tell him his paper is absolute shit?
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Diiid he, ah, ask for your unsolicited advice?
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>>16856750
No, you shouldn't. The curve will work in your favor if he fails, and also you'll just make an enemy if you tell him how shitty his writing is.
I was so sure this story going to end with you reading a better paper and ripping his off, but am surprised it is going to turn out better for you.
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>Always odd as a kid, had a lot of crushes in High School
>Discover 4chan
>Old SJW ex would mock it. She was ironically as hateful as those Nazis she despised.
>Most of my friends use it for shit posting or /b/
>I start going on /tv/, /mu/, /fit/, /soc/ and /lit/.
>Use this site for information. Be respectful, be responsible.
>Learn to use it to my advantage.
>2 years pass.
>Get 100+ friends on skype. In amazing shape. Sharply dressed/groomed. Informed on new events in the world before most people I know. Women just open up to me easily now.
>This site gave me confidence. I learned to speak my mind properly while respecting the free will of others.
>Most people now bore me. I feel as if I can't see the beauty in the world anymore.
>"Hey anon :) fart jokes r funny. lol i like Asking Alexandra and a Day To Remember"
God... I mean people are so fascinating to me yet I just can't relate to most anymore.
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Welcome to adulthood. You're not special, in fact, your diction suggests that you operate at a low to average intelligence quotient.
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You suck at hiding how arrogant you are.
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I dom`t give a fuck about how arrogant OP might seem, if he managed to do this for real, then good job. I wish I could be as social as you are.
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So I just woke up and realized I've been dating my mom. Not in a romantic way, but still...
I thought I was helping her feel important, but maybe Ive been neglecting my own needs.
So my actual question is why do I so clearly see others' needs, but often miss my own???
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>>16856737
You were likely abused in some way as a child that makes you want to make sure the people around you are happy so that you can feel safe.
Seek therapy.
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>>16856777
lucky trips speak the truth
I feel empty, sad, scared yet have a sense of happiness. I'm feeling a ton of emotions and pressure on my chest, what's happening to me?
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Sounds a lot like anxiety, my friend.
Do you feel comfortable sharing what you just said to your doc?
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>>16856734
You're about to eat an entire pizza by yourself?!
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>>16856734
That sounds like a panic attack. Deep breaths, man.
So last night I had sex with this guy I've been seeing for a little bit. It's the first time I had sex in a while, and when I wake up a few hours later in his bed, next to him, there's a total blood bath. My period isn't supposed to start for another 2 1/2 weeks. There was blood everywhere. He wakes up shortly after me and he looked really disgusted and mad. And then he said "you can just leave now" I offered to wash the sheets and everything.
I'm really embarrassed and ashamed. His reaction just made me feel even shittier.
My period wasn't supposed to come so early. I don't go out of my way to bleed on people's beds, lmao.
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Orgasms can initiate periods. Don't be ashamed, there it really nothing you could have consciously done about it.
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Ha! If you know who he is, you can text him a rambling, explanation / apology. Otherwise go on about your day. Hope you guys don't have too many friends in common, you're about to become his hookup horror story.
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kek, op. But you're right, he should have handled it more maturely, given you were more than just sex buddies.
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I need help guys.
Is telling someone that you love them a way of getting over them?
>know girl for 7 years
>despite legitimately strong friendship, kept my love a secret
>friendship started because I liked her but there was a missed connection
>asked her out on a date, said yes, was late coming home for me to pick her up and since i was carpooling with another couple and we were seeing a movie, we had to go
>get a call from her like 15 minutes later but it's too late
>fack
>later tell her I like her but she's talking to another boy (this was sophomore year HS)
>we stay friends and become pretty close
>times when I was there for her and times when she was there for me
>been talking less past few years (different colleges, she became involved in a legitimate relationship, still is)
>while at college, become friends with hella girls, fuck some of them
>years go by and still can't shake HER from my mind
>maybe go two weeks then boom there she is again
>never tell her but keep in touch enough to talk like every few months, sometimes more often
>this is still happening
>I've had enough
>feel strong compulsory urge to just tell her the truth even if it ends the friendship
>don't wanna do it if my feelings will stay the same afterwards
>simultaneously feel like I need to do it in order to move on
>not trying to end her relationship
>just want her to know but not sure if that's selfish
>or the right thing to do
Tragically, I don't have a chance to do this with her face-to-face as she now lives in NorCal and I'm in SoCal. So, I have a message written up (3/4 of all our conversations have happened via text anyway, even when we're in close proximity for the lulz)
All I'd have to do is hit enter. Thoughts? Should I or shouldn't I? What's the downside to telling her, despite the possibility of losing her as a friend, which I'm prepared for if it comes to that? Most importantly: Could doing this help me move on?
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Nothing will come out of it either way. You should quit talking her though.
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I thought I could probably avoid all of this by just cutting off all contact but I don't think that'll keep her from re-entering my mind down the road, especially since she always messages or calls me every few months. If nothing will come of it either way, then I probably have nothing to lose and it might help me to get it off my chest?
>be about a year ago
>accidentally find gfs porn stash on her phone
>pic of sexy blonde girl naked solo
>the fuck
>she freaks the fuck out and takes phone from me
>starts hysterically freaking out telling me to get out and leave, explaining she has felt bicurious and just can appreciate a woman's body too
>try to calm her down, tell her I obviously don't think any differently of her (we're already about a year deep into the relationship at that point), and that I actually found it kind of hot that she liked it
>but fucking refuses to have FFM threesome MY FUCKING DREAM because she doesn't want to share me
>try to explain she would be the center of attention, she's not hearing it
>says she just couldnt do it
FUCK MY LIFE, you would think this would be the perfect opportunity to open the door to a ffm threesome, but no it's the fucking opposite apparently. Is there any salvaging this? Any ways of convincing her? My god it could be amazing if I could get her to explore her curiosity
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you're so retarded, just because she has her own personal attraction to women doesn't mean she wants you involved in it
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>>16856713
She said no.
Fuck off faggot.
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>>16856719
yeah anon, just because her fetishes are fine and should be accepted doesn't mean yours should be.
>>16856713
shit lord.
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So i've liked this girl I know for a while now and i'm tired of being alone and not doing anything about it. What should I do?
pic not related
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>>16856706
Do what ever you feel like doing.
You want to talk to her, talk to her.
You want to date her, take her out on a date.
You want to play video games, stay home and play video games.
WTF are you expecting? A step by step instruction manual on how to live your life?
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>>16856707
Except some advice on how to do so would be nice. I don't want to just go "Hey I really like you maybe we could date sometime?" and then awkward silence for 5 minutes and then "no"
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>>16856721
You have more control over your life than you think. What do you like about her? Is she pretty or cool or smart. Tell her her I think you're <attribute> wanna get lunch sometime? If she says no it's whatever. But she might say yes then ask for her number or whatever then leave
Guys I want to fuck my wife's sister. Am I weird? It's not that she's even that attractive (I'd say a solid 7) but the situation just turns me on thinking about it.
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>>16856700its not weird at all, but you must resist. your life and well being depend on it. there is like less than 1% chance your wife will be okay to fuck her sister, now what if you try to cheat? what if the sister tells on you? just resist only suffering awaits you. develop a new fetish, you said it yourself shes not even that hot, so its not her, its her role,
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i know i *want* to transition. this is what i want.
i wish i was so carefree, but liabilities like my siblings, or how my family may view me can ruin my life in one way regardless of transitioning improving it in another. i know the typical response to this would be "then who needs them", but I do. I would never discard a family member for such a reason, they would come first.
life is full of risks and awards and it's how we balance these things that dictate the quality of our lives.
so while i agree life is short, it's what you do in the meantime to gradually and logically improve it to the end that matters. don't be reckless.
it's healthy to judge past actions to improve future ones.
i *want* to, but *should* i?
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>>16856699
You should not base major life decisions on the opinions of the worst people on the internet.
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It's never worth it, OP. It sounds good, but it isn't. Surgery or not, in the end it isn't the same at all, and you'll feel it, and it'll be too late to go back.
As shitty as it may sound, there's (currently) nothing that will get you where precisely where you want to be, only shitty mock-ups that try to imitate the real deal, and it sucks.
So, no. Don't do it. But talk to someone about it, someone sensible, someone who knows what they are talking about. Not other trans.
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MtFs just look like guys with gyno and long hair
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I've come to talk about normal, "platonic" relationships, but it seems like most of /adv/ is really just focused on how to get fucked. Is there any reason why for many people Sex is their raison d'être *tips fedora*?
Seriously. How come Europeans and Americans are so sex-centered? Or am I just imagining things? After all, this IS 4chan.
Anyway, I seek advice myself. Assume one looks much, much older than he actually is. Let's say that person is 18 but could easily pass for mid-20's to late-20's. Will that person be more successful with people around his age (17-16)? Will it make any significant difference?
Furthermore, what is valued by girls around that age? Since most of them are still attending high school, I suppose women seek something else in men.
Lastly, are different cultures a total turn off? What do you think of foreign culture you most definetly have no clue about, except some vague (mostly negative, probably) things?
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>Is there any reason why for many people Sex is their raison d'être
I don't see people as anything more as objects of sexual attraction, convenience or sources of money
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>>16856696
Depends on the culture. Different cultures often have different values and expectations of that kind that get in the way of healthy relationships. For example, through the lens of my culture you sounds like an insufferable, arrogant cunt. But in your culture it may be normal and OK to begin a conversation by declaring your superiority to entire continents full of people. It's differences like that that get in the way sometimes. More significant differences are often related to sex, since some cultures absolutely cannot handle the thought of women having sex outside of marriage and literally murder them if they attempt it, while others are cool and do not murder women for such things. Many women do not want to get honor killed, for instance, so might not enjoy dating men who feel they just gotta honor kill women who do sex. So it really depends on the specific cultures, I guess.
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>>16856725
It was an attempt to get people to reply. I didn't declare that these traits are inferior though. That was not my intent.
It's not really an issue for me, it's just strange sometimes. Like you said, some people are extremely strict about these issues but then again, on the other side you have people who only think about having sex, getting drunk etc.
But yes, the post is incredibly smug. Accompanied by a smug picture.
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I am (obviously, because I'm on 4chan) not good with women. Until recently I had 0 luck. Now things happened and I took this girl out to get coffee, watch the sunset, and just hang out for a few hours.
anyways its been a week or so, now I want to take her out to do something that's not *too* date-ey because it's only the second time we've hung out. Anyone have ideas for something to do? I feel like an expensive / fancy dinner is a little too forward but I'm open to anything.
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>not too date-ey
wtf are your intentions? if youre looking for a relationship you need to start acting like it son
if you talk casually and a few times a month she is not going to see you as a partner.
that said, seek out things to do in your city, any recreational activity will work. museum, parks, beach, ice skating, roller blading, mini-golf, etc.
at the end of the day, you can invite her back to your place, watch a movie/show and cuddle, this way youre making it obv youre not trying to be her friend
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>>16856697
Well I kinda thought the third date would be the one where it's like "dating". That was my perception anyway. Like I said, I'm 18 and I've literally never dated besides taking a girl to a movie once. I also live in a pretty small area of towns with no cool activities nearby. I was thinking maybe taking her to the boardwalk at night and getting food possibly? Or is that too boring /similar to last time?
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Visit a zoo or a museum, if she likes that kind of stuff and get some food or coffee afterwards is also a possibility. Perhaps go watch a movie.
You could go for a picnic or go to the beach together, take a walk in the woods.
It really comes down to what you like to do and what she likes to do.
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I was having a totally normal day and all of the sudden I started to feel kind of sick.
I went to the bathroom and I had crazy diarrhea, like a ton of it.
My stomach was rumbling and upset for like two hours and I kept having to go but it was all water.
What the hell happened to me?
I eat rather healthy and I hadn't eaten much today.
I'm sort of terrified of throwing up so this whole thing has me feeling quite anxious.
Any words from the wise?
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You've probably picked up a norovirus infection. Pretty much nothing you can do except suffer and stay hydrated until it gets through your system.
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Wow dude I went through the same thing the last 2 days but it just stopped suddenly today... I guess drinking a lot helped me.
I didn't need meds or a doctor or anything. Just be careful if you think you need to fart... :/
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I need help figuring out what the fuck to do in my situation
>diagnosed with more severe assburger's
>doctor doesn't want me working until I get therapy and some type of social training
>already fucked up under some job coach programs, I generally tend to break down during extended stress
>insurance runs out, move with parents far away
>try to make friends
>fail at this
>get some temp event jobs, I end up getting admonished every few hours during these and all but crying in the bathroom due to the (meager) work load
>know I can't do college, tried my hardest and got a 2.3 GPA in highschool and I'd probably just go thousands into debt because the workload was too high
>push myself to work again
>end up getting talked to about my supervisor about my performance despite how hard I tried
>do 5 jobs over the course of a year and a half
>still no friends
>no job, god knows I couldn't handle an actual job yet
>no insurance so no doctor
>refuse to take autismbux
I feel confused as to what I can do, and if I can actually do it. It seems no matter how hard I try, I still fuck everything up, especially job related things. What do with life?
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How old are you, Anon? I'm 19 and have Autism too. I do attend Uni and have a part-time job, but even that can get stressful for me. I still feel like a fucking 10 year old too.
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>>16856687
Sounds like you should move back in with your parents and find a way to get more therapy, bro.
Mental stuff is really tough because it feels like there's no way out, but there is. Granted, there are no simple fixes, but if you work with a professional, over time, you'll be able to live a normal and fulfilling life.
And honestly, there's no shame in taking autismbux if you're putting them toward getting help. That's literally what they're there for.
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>end up getting talked to about my supervisor about my performance despite how hard I tried
>despite how hard I tried
What happens when I go to the bank, but the teller can't figure out how to count cash. "I tried!" Not good enough.
... and that's a hard lesson, anon, but a good one. Most of the time, you don't get points for trying. You tried and failed, and that's a hard lesson, but an important one. I know that spergs have a hard time understanding what the rest of us take for granted, but you'll have to just do something else.
I tried out for the hockey team in college. Didn't make it. Didn't get to get drafted into the NHL. I moved on. You will too.
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I have a problem. This is the story:
So about two days ago, I went to college blah blah blah, I've been talking to this girl trying to get closer to her, because I really want to smash. So on that day, around 9 am she finished her class and was about to go home. She had texted me, and asked where I was. I told her I was on my way, on the train.
The truth was that I was getting a mornign high, and I was already around the area. So I smoke with an ex, we're just cool. And this new girl knwos we brok up. That day I was smoking wth her(my ex).
So towrds the end of my dime she texted me and asked where I was...I was shocked because I thought she wouldve gone home. BUT SHE WAITED FOR ME. So I finsihed and walked to campus. And well, there she was in a corner, she sees me, and my ex walking...Im high as fuck at this point...So my ex says high an continues walking and I stay and talk to the girl..She gets mad, i lied to her,..Now I dont want critizism, I want to know if theres anyy way to make it up, ideas.
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Lie till you die I suppose.
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you could always try not smoking weed you degenerate
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the truth will set you free
you know what you must do, look inside of yourself and stop avoiding what your intuition is trying to tell you. if this statement confuses you then you've smoked too much weed and are beyond saving.