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So I had to do a drug test at work because of a customers mistake regarding equipment. Long story short, I tried to distill my piss with water and Vinegar and I doubt it's going to work. But the plus side is they won't hear back from the lab for 4-5 Business days.
Should I just quit, or wait to be fired? By the way, all I do is smoke pot because the work I do is back breaking, could never afford a medical card out here.
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>distilling piss
You fucked up OP. You should've gotten clean pee from someone and used that. Distilling it is obvious and you can be fired just for trying to fudge the results of the test.
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>>16856677
Great that doesn't answer my question though.
How do I into fetishes with the gf?
Been together for 2.5 years and I'm happy with our sex life, but I also kind of want to spice it up a little. We've done a tiny bit of role play kind of, like she dressed up as a sexy school girl a few times, and it was cool but nothing special and it was a wile ago. Like personally getting a footjob would be fucking amazing because she has soft cute little feet, and I'm sure she has some little kink I wouldn't mind going along with too, I noticed she's like cleaned her ass area a lot more, not sure if just because she likes doggy style a lot or if it means she wants anal. Personally I don't really see the allure of it but I know it's actually apparently a really common thing, even though I don't really understand why
Anyway, how do I get gf to give me a footjob and open up to me about her fetishes?
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Uhhh...communicate?
"Do you want to try something I've been thinking about?"
"Sure, what?"
"Can you make me cum with your feet?
"lol sure op"
It's literally that easy.
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>>16856665
I know I probably am over thinking, we can literally talk about pretty much anything at this point, it just still feels like this would be awkward, I don't want her to be weirded out and say no and just kill the mood/make things awkward for that day
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Small dick ongoing problem, anyone turned to surgery? 2016-02-28 07:10:01 Post No.16856657
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Small dick ongoing problem, anyone turned to surgery?
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Welp I went to sleep thinking about it and now I have woken up thinking about it to ill never fucking get it off my chest, been worrying since 2012 now, will always irritate the fuck out of me since the first chance I had to get laid was ended by the fact my dick is only 6" by 5"
>Girlfriend of 5 months, bout get it on kissing under sheets while removing clothing.
>Before I even get it out sister comes home and we had to stop.
>Almost positive she felt my dick and knew it was small
>Next day came again for sexy time with flowers in hand, she gave me a talk and dumped me with the fakest tears i have ever seen.
^All true^
And now years later statistically every chick at my age has had sex with at least one guy who is 7+ Whats the point in ever looking for a relationship again? Yes relationships are not all about sex but i honestly feel, if i cant with my own body fully satisfy my girlfriend then she should be sent of to fuck some other dude instead of me, its natural selection, and don't call me a cuck, id kill myself before it happened so if you dead can you be cucked?
Also what ever study's say the average is its not true at all, almost every site I have been to the average is NOT 6 its <6 small 7 average and 8> Highend, and every thread I have made I never see people with smaller then 7 reply because they don't fucking exist or have never had sex so they cant weight in on the topic.
So the way i see it is i have 4 options:
-Enhancement Surgery
-Chemical castration (I hear this is good)
-Ignoring girls to avoid there disappointment
(this one is hard because is a fap fest of disappointment)
-Death
How does enhancement surgry go? Anyone had any luck with that pelvic bone snip thing they do?
And I hear chemical castration makes you lose you're libido witch is exactly what I need.
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As a 5 inch guy this is making me feel better about myself, thanks OP.
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>>16856685
This is exactly what he wants, fuck this guy
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>>16856691
He wants us to understand that some people will forever externalize blame for their problems because they don't want to acknowledge the real root of their problems? And that a guy with an above average penis wailing about how his tiny penis is what's made him unsuccessful with women is hilarious?
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Anyone here had a viral chest infection before? I went to the doc and he told me to just deal with it (as i expected).
I don't care about the coughing, but i can't handle this fucking CONSTANT build up of mucus in my throat every fucking second and the sound it makes when i try and breathe.
Does anyone know how how long it takes to clear or any remedies that will give one ONE. FUCKING. NIGHTS. SLEEP?
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>>16856649
Taking an expectorant like Mucinex may help.
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>>16856649
drink a shit-ton of hot tea, you might have to pee but it's better than nothing
ginger and mint are good if you have them, but really it's the heat and liquid you need
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>>16856664
Alright I'll try this. What about the recovery period? What am i looking at? I've been coughing and unable to sleep for a good 5 days now.
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Have you guys ever moved to a different state or country for someone you were dating? How did it end up?
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>>16856648
Not me personally but I have a few stories of friends/family who have.
Two people with a dysfunctional relationship moved to CA from MI when they were totally in love. They ended up breaking up, but both stayed in CA because it's a great place and they were able to make their own lives here and pursue the opportunities they were offered.
One guy I knew was accepted into a grad program at Stanford for engineering but decided not to go in order to follow his then-girlfriend to Massachusetts or some place like that so she could go to her dream school for a PhD in literature. They're still together and got married, but he regrets not going to Stanford. She is a freelance writer, which personally I think is stupid because she could still be doing if he had taken the great opportunity to go to his dream grad school and make money to support both of them.
My aunt's boyfriend followed her from CA to Boston for her to pursue a position as a professor there. He fucking hated it and it put a strain on their relationship. She didn't like the position and they moved back to CA. I think you really get to know where you stand in a relationship when you do shit like move across the country together for the benefit of one person and not both of you. They broke up and he regrets the 17 years they were together because Boston was the final straw for him to realize he had been her doormat for so long.
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>>16856672
Thanks for the stories and the insight.
Is there a way to permantely put myself in kenjataimu? What that means basically is the grace period after ejaculation for a man where you can actually clearly think. I am in that right now and I wanted to make a thread and ask how I can permantely keep it this way. When I am horny I make plans with the dirtiest girls and I want to fuck them, but kenjataimu saves me. How can I always feel this way? Imagine all i could complete...
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We should have a huge discussion on this topic desu
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>>16856646
Bumppp
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>>16856646
Never stop masturbating.
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What am I supposed to do?
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What am I supposed to do? I am turning 22 in 3 days and I am trying to do something about my life. This past year I summoned the strength to try and lose weight. I was eating myself to death, post suicide attempts. I lost 160+ pounds in a year, the last 30 being on medication. Christmas 2014 to Summer of 2015 I pushed on without any aid from meds. I have MDD and this past August was diagnosed with Bipolar type II. My life has been pretty horrible, but I always diminish my problems. I have never told anyone about me. Not a single person knows how I feel.
The past five years I have been a recluse, trapped inside my room. Five years ago I dropped out of high school because my depression got so bad. Things were just crumbling. I feel like that was the break down the average person might expect. I had gone inpatient in October/November of 2011. Being out of school 2 weeks when I ways already behind, when I got back I was medicated (not for bipolar) but the optimism I had was crushed by the reality of my situation. I was gone but everything kept moving without me. I took a timeout but came back buried deeper. I eventually stopped taking my meds because I had made the decision to try and kill myself one last time. I injected air into my veins and just ended up embarrassed again.
Previously I had drank bleach, down the street cut, and tried drinking hydrogen peroxide which turns out can't kill you. Another embarrassment. I've had to get over my apathy alone and still struggle with it. There is so much to this story, I'd never expect to completely tell it. Not even my family,knows. My friends are clueless too. I would feel selfish asking someone to listen to me.
I haven't finished high school, I have never been employed. My arms are fucked, my body is fucked from being overweight, my mind is just somewhere.I am just rambling and talking in circles. I don't need a pep-talk, I need fucking answers because I am so stuck.
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This is meant in the nicest possible way.
None of us on here are really qualified to answer your questions.
Without even knowing you, many of us care. Just a professional with initials after his or her name might be the better person to ask these things to. Maybe a call to the switchboard of your local psych hospital can get you in the right direction in finding a person to talk to?
Prayers for you dude...
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>>16856654
This is true and accurate. OP I hope you have the resources to get professional help.
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>>16856635
Start by finding something youre passionate about and work on it. Nothing helps clearing your mind than doing something you enjoy. So hiking, surfing, jogging, work on a car, build DIY projects, etc.
Youre only 23, which is a fucking child. You still got alot to do in your life, build a connection with your family, and work your way up. Do what you want to do.
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I need help
> Two years saving money for my first company
> June 2015 to rent a small place and start my business
> Bought and sold parts for trucks and heavy machinery
> Be alone, but business is good and start making money
> Local close in December for New Year holidays
> Reopen on January 2, man comes and asks me if I have any job vacancy
> Sorry no, man is standing in front of me and pulls out a gun, 2 more people come
> The first man puts gun to my head and tells me sit on the floor
> The other two men take everything they see
> Lost about 35,000 dollares not have insurance against theft
> Close business depressed for about a month
A week ago tired of depression and start again, but no money so I decide to make a crowdfunding campaign
the biggest problem is that no idea how to start, no one to support me only my mother and father, friends are not interested in helping, never use facebook or Twitter so no friends online, only use 4chan since 2009
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You had $35k just sitting around? Right after (and perhaps over) the holiday break? What?
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Have you never heard of a small business loan? Of course, you apparently never heard of insurance against theft either, soo.....
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I want to be a comedian/actor ect.
I just want entertain people and i have been wanting to do this since i was 15 and i'm 18 now.
Over the years the people who know me really well always say i'm gonna be famous and they're not just being nice they're dead serious.
They say i'm really funny and creative.
A few days ago i met with my favorite teacher from 5th grade that iv'e not seen her since i was around 13-14 so she didn't know i wanted to be a comedian yet.
I talked to her about it for awhile and she (just like everyone else) said i would be big. I don't know how to feel about this.
I don't get what some people see in me that makes them think this way.
Does anyone else on here get told a lot that there special and don't get why?
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Literally everyone gets told this you fucking idiot.
You're not special. Grow the fuck up.
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>>16856585
Most people try to be supportive of young people when they show some potential for future success. They're trying to help you get the courage it'll take to face a world that doesn't give a shit about you. Don't worry, you'll get more than a lifetime's worth of negative feedback if you try to be a comedian or actor, so accept their support while you have it.
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>>16856585
if you fancy yourself the next big thing...
start at the bottom, like adam sandler, eddie murphy, chris rock and richard pryor did. write some jokes at least 5 minutes of material that you think is funny and find a comedy store when they are doing a open mike night.
>break into comedy and make tens of dollars
no its not a easy career to get into, as long nights while holding down a real job in between. no comedy gigs dont pay as well as you would think they do. even if every cunt thinks you funny. you also need to know how to deal with hecklers by thinking on your feet.
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Am I gay for being attracted to short haired girls with small boobs?
My roommate said it means I'm a fag.
I've never been attracted to other guys, ever.
I just it's adorable and brings out a girl's cute face.
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It could be a sign of paedophilia.
Better kill yourself just in case.
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It's 2016 bro. No one cares what you like. Do you.
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>>16856549
If you even had to bring a question like this up, then yes, you're a complete faggot.
Not the gay kind of faggot, the kind of faggot that should never open his fucking mouth in public.
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What are 3D girls like?
I don't really know much about them at all.
All I notice is that they dress slutty and look at their phones a lot.
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>>16856548
>What are 3D girls like?
Your mom.
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They are strange creatures that bleed from time to time. Don't go near them.
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>>16856551
Well that's not good.
My mom cheated on my dad then divorced him.
She's also a feminist.
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How should I go about building renown on youtube
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I'm trying to build a larger audience. I'm sarcastic, an asshole. I know the quality isn't there, but personal reasons as to why that is.
I've been actively uploading, properly tagging, proper titles, shared it everywhere, but its not catching on.
What do I do to get better? Should I do videos about some threads on here?
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>>16856544
You should be researching this shit on a marketing forum like Warrior or BlackHatWorld, not asking a bunch of aspies on 4chan.
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>>16856555
Well people are always honest on 4chan. Because being able to be known as anonymous gives people the safety of not having a filter.
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>>16856544
Trim your gross beard. Consider the possible long-term consequences of broadcasting to the world over and over that you're an asshole.
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why are women shitty
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why are you unlovable?
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>>16856527
Women aren't shitty, at least no more or less shitty than men. If you treat women like shit they'll be shitty back to you, though, so if all your interactions with women are bad it's because you're doing something wrong.
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>>16856535
because they are shitty
>>16856538
no there is nothing wrong with me. i get along with people just fine, but not women.
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How do I go about fucking a prostitute or escort? Which is better? How much am I looking at spending?
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eccie I think is what it's called
They're basically the same thing in most cases, just prefer escort, like the way strippers prefer to be called "dancers".
For a sexy as fuck one? Probably run Ya 300-400 an hour
You could probably find some for less, but you know, you get what you pay for, there's gonna be a reason they're cheaper
Or the cheaper route is always available, Asian massage parlors, with those you can go, pay the regular fee for a massage, then tip 50-100 or so for extra shit, just beware not all of them do it, rub maps has a p good service that has ratings and reviews and will let you know which ones you're after
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>>16856496
>How do I go about fucking a prostitute or escort?
Google "(your city name here) backpage"
Or visit "The Erotic Review"
>Which is better?
Escorts which offer a "GFE" - that is, "Girlfriend Experience". It skirts the edge of legality because, technically, you are paying this lady to be your girlfriend for an hour - not for sex. But yes, sex is included in a "GFE".
>How much am I looking at spending?
A few hundred per hour. More or less depending on how much she is in demand, which usually corresponds to how hot she looks.
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X-Hamster then a Calgon bath...
Repeat every 24 hours as needed.
No nasty side effects like syphilis spots...lol
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I outsource a lot of my work in my company. Recently I got work that wasn't the agreed quality, although the person is trying to brush it off as such. I sent feedback, and upon further scrutiny will send more to fix this but we have more work together. Should I straight up tell said person to sort their shit out because I know they could do a much better job? or continue through incremental feedback and improvement (I'm in no rush at the moment)
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>>16856484
The product is eventually going to go out to your customers under your name, and if it is substandard it is your reputation and pocketbook that will suffer.
With your subcontractor you are the customer and have the absolute right to demand high quality and to refuse work that does not meet your standard.