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No, they just want to make sure you don't post dumb shit on social media.

>>16857971
but will they ask for it?

b amp

>>16857922

It means she want's to sue you for rape once she videotapes you doing it

Get out while you can

Why is it out of place? A lot of people enjoy some form of domination.

Fuck you mean, your personality? You didn't say what you thought of it. As for hers, what do you think? It's a fetish shitmonger ffs.

1. Ask GF has she suffered physical trauma in the past?

2. Hear her answer.

3. Connect the dots, friend. Does she mistake viloence for love????

4. Use your conscience!

Short answer: no

Medium answer: it might be if your blood sugar tanks while you're driving

Long answer: you're really upping the difficulty on making sure that you get enough micro- and macronutrients, and that your body has the opportunity to properly digest and utilize them before it's shipped out from your bowels

Long as my dick answer: prob not

>>16857920

You should be fine....but why do it late at night?
Do it mid-day.

>>16857920
>Long as my dick answer:

Why didn't you just lead with the short answer?

For comparison, my interests are
vidya, tabletop, cooking, history/war, writing music, writing, reading, music, and religion

>>16857916
yes

we are sponges who take on the quality of those around us

if you're good at avoiding that, you still will think your behaviors are acceptable if you're around losers all the time.

>>16858200
are my interests cancer too?

You need to leave humanity behind. Become an avatar in the himalayan mountains.

How do you define godhood?

Your body is a collaboration of trillions of individual living cells, individual organism. Every decision you consciously make affects them. At whims you decimate millions, with mercy to yourself you allow millions to grow. How wide must one' domain be for power to matter? If you held domination or abandonment of all life on Earth there would yet be life elsewhere out of your reach, that you would also tire of. Even if you had complete omniscience and control over all the observable universe, over all time and all possibilities of every outcome from every spatial coordinate in creation, there would still always be more that you could never hold control of.
Such is the tragic comedy of life. We are the creators, cursed in our craftsmanship with experience. You are both the fingertip and nerve impulse of God. You are the cell deep inside your own body. Your suffering comes not from the inability to be a god, but from the realization that you already are one, and you have done far less than you could have.

I lost it at Santa Claus.

You should first check with her local police department to find out if there's a restraining order out against you. If there isn't, there soon will be.

Define NC, do you mean non-consensual aka rape, or North Carolina, or something else?

>>16857951

No contact. Its mostly her religious family that ruined this. Its a long story. I just wanna know what i should say in the first message

If you're asking that question, it probably means you'll never become one.

but hey, if you want to try - consider what they've gone through as a person. As a whole.

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Use statistical analyses to elucidate the truth about yourself and about the masses.

The hypothesis you should be testing is that most people tend to be slightly good. Yourself included.

>how to feel more empathy
I find that considering situations of people helps. Like, just read a thread here and imagine the situation and being in that persons shoes. You can imagine a lot of detail that isn't true. It doesn't matter. Consider others situations. It helps you in more ways than just empathy. You will see how to solve problems when you're in similar situations to them if you get there.

This is a very good place for this. Because when you do that you will inevitably find things that are odd, and they (should) appreciate if you answer with questions because it helps increase understanding. Either for them or other people in the thread who can potentially help.

No you need your space too and if their don't respect that then are they really your friends

Sometimes others won't respect your boundaries...Until you respect your boundaries!

take a shit ton of painkillers is the obvious answer

Hang yourself, It's painless right till you drop from the chair, and assuming you did it properly the pain after won't matter because there's nothing you can do about it.

At most it's 10 seconds of pain for an eternity of peace. Some people have reported feeling nothing and not even remembering the rope closing around their neck, the people that failed of course.

Helium exit bag is too easy to fuck up.

>>16857845
4chan needs a fucking sticky for this shit.

Look up exit bags and go die.

ODing on painkillers is not the fun way to do this.

Sounds completely trivial

>>16857830

>underage

gtfo with your teenage drama

>>>/g/53222876

>>16857823
My gf is the same with small breasts but has a nice ass. At first it sort of put me off but I guess I sort of conditioned myself e.g. going for her butt more often than her tits, just playing around/jiggling them, rimming her, etc. I really don't know how else to explain how I made the switch other than changing my frame of mind.

Good luck in your own endeavors

>>16857823
>How can I learn to appreciate my wife's ass more?
start fucking it

>>16857884
i mean i do but its not the warm and supple beacon of fertility that a nice pair of tits are.

Tanning bed. Just don't overdo it. It takes time for your body to react to the exposure, create more melanin and then for those cells to build up through the various strata of your skin. This process takes up to a month. If you base your tanning schedule on the early results you see, a few weeks from now you're going to look like a piece of beef jerky. Start slow.

>>16857804
Go to the beach? Tanning beds are a fucking nightmare, you just get bathed in UV radiation for a tan significantly quicker than you would get from the sun.

A lot of it's genetics though. One thing you can do is take L-Tyrosine supplements, it is a precursor to Melanin which is what causes darker pigmentation.

>>16857784
>How do I get everybody to actually do their own dishes and keep the place clean?

You don't. Welcome to life with room mates.

Well, you could of course bitch and scream at them. But that's just going to create a lot of hostility between you and everyone else, even if they do clean up.

But seriously: This is exactly why the ultimate goal is to get a job where you can live by yourself or with people who will actually clean up after themselves.

Hire a mom.

Alternatively, live with it. Wash your own stuff and keep it in a little wicker basket or something in your room. That way if you have company over, you can prepare breakfast in the morning and bring it back to the room to eat. Plus it looks very orderly while not in use.

But that's it. Otherwise you have to ignore the embarrassment that is your roommates' filth. You can't force them to respect a space when it's 15/16ths theirs. It's their squalor. Shake your head and move on.

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>>16857784
Buy yourself one bowl, one set of silverware, one plate and maybe a pan or two. Each time you use your dishes wash them and take them back to your room.

Now you don't have to hate all the dirty cunts who can't keep up with basic chores and your life will be easier/stress free.

Seriously. Trying to modify one other person's behavior is near impossible. Trying to modify a house full of them sounds like some hellish bullshit.

If you can't deal with washing your things as soon as you're done using them you're part of the problem you're complaining about.