I messaged this to my girlfriend last night after having a drink or two and she saw it this morning and hasn't responded and now I feel like I wanna die. Is it bad?
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>>16857765
No. She just doesn't know how to respond. She's probably thinking to herself that after writing all that if all she sends back is "i luv u 2 lolz <33333" it would be incredibly corny.
Maybe she'll find a way to show you how she feels about it in person later on. With a blowjob.
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People are going to tell you that emotional diarrhea is cringeworthy and they're not wrong. I'd like to point out an additional possibility though. Have you ever sent a message like this while sober? If you never have, just put yourself in her shoes for five seconds and read this sentence:
>The only time he ever shows me this much affection and appreciation is when he's drunk.
You'd be surprised how hurtful it can be to receive such a loving message in the context of an otherwise less expressive relationship.
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First get your dam facts right, was it one drink or tow you had !
Having a shit hairline is ruining my life. All I can do is think about people with better hairlines than me and I have to stress about surgery or looking like a freak and taking pills and medicine. Everyone with a full hairline has such a better carefree life than mine and there's just no reason for it at all. This is my main motivation for killing myself and the urge is very intense
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Shave it all off. Polish your head. Turn into the rock dwayne johnson. Roll in the pussy.
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>>16857772
Go away
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>>16857760
Shave it or get it buzzed. Most guys can pull that off. It doesn't look bad. Jason Statham has a significant receding hairline but his style actually looks pretty good
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What is the best way to hate someone?
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>>16857732
Kill them
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>>16857732
Living well and not showing how much they bother you.
Living well is the single best revenge for mundane matters.
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>>16857741
Corpses are inanimate objects so no.
And it's illegal.
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How do you make your face more pleasant looking?
I'd say I'm a good looking guy but I rarely smile or laugh, most of the time I have a very serious and sort of grim expression on my face. I'm not consciously doing it, that's just what my resting face looks like.
I've tried forcing a smile and it looks absolutely awful. If I'm in a good mood or find something funny, of course smiling is completely natural. But if I'm feeling lethargic or tired, smiling seems nearly impossible.
Is there a solution to this? I've spent a lot of time in front of the mirror trying to force a smile but it seems very difficult.
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bump
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bumpity?
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I think the reason no one is replying is because there isn't an answer.
Western culture has the idea that people should always be smiling. It's why people often have those incredibly fake looking smiles in every photo. God forbid we can't let ourselves look like the way we feel inside
I'm way smarter than the average person and too important to just be an average working joe but I don't believe in college. Is it impossible to get rich?
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Not with retarded amounts of luck, connections, and capital.
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>>16857697
I know a few people that live comfortable lives who learned on their own how to program or set up computer networks. They are not wealthy but do more than ok.
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>>16857697
>I'm way smarter than the average person
>too important to just be an average working joe
>I don't believe in college
>Is it impossible to get rich?
Well you're sounding pretty fucking stupid right now m8. Use your "smarter than average" brain to find the answer yourself.
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I am 19 and in my first semester of college, studying Computer Engineering. I sit around all day in my room and surf the internet, either watching TwitchTv or YouTube videos, browse 4chan and reddit, or play video games. I am overweight and anti social, making me your average basement dweller. I have only a few friends that are close and that I talk with over a WhatsApp group. My family thinks I am a failure already and I have no motivation to do anything. I signed up for a Gym three months ago, all I did since then is paying the fee. I only go out of the house to either get some food or.. yeah, to get some food. I have been like this for the last three to five years. Throughout high school, I did not care about anything what was going on in classes and about bad grades I got. I just wanted to get home, eat something and sit down in my awful filthy room, playing video games. I am lazy. I can not even have a conversation anymore with anyone without being autistic or having to think about how to express myself and how they might react to it. As you might have guessed already I am a virgin aswell and just masturbate all day to girls I knew in high school.
Tomorrow, I'm writing the 3rd exam out of a total of 4. I have already failed the first two, and I am pretty sure I will fail this one aswell because I have studied nothing, which will make me either get thrown out of the college I am in or repeat the whole semester. If I get thrown out, and do not get accepted into another college, I will be in debt because of student loans and I will have no job. My grades in high school were under the average, so low that I can actually just forget about the idea of an apprenticeship or something like that. Which leaves me to just find another college or university I can go to and probably do the same again.
I do not know what to do.
/adv/, what reason is there to not kill myself?
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get a full time job ya bum, get your self a set of wheels pay for insurance and least have a job that has potential raises. Like entry level, stock shelfer or some bs. But get off your ass m8
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Decide to rob yourself of all fun. Drop your phone at home. Get to the library with just your course literature and put up rules on the procrastination. i.e 10 push-ups before you go to the vending machine to get your sugar addiction satisfied. Yes, in the library. Point is that it's supposed to be problematic for you.
You can also decide to do stuff like that at home, put up rules for what happens if you don't go to the library and at least try to learn your shit.
Punishments can be hard. Maybe if you're into suicide make that a punishment. I recommend adding an redeem event though. Like beating your 5km track time. Baseline it before you start though.
You can do any number of these things, eat something disgusting that's healthy, decide to do socially awkward things. Do illegal things. Do amoral things.
Just don't fucking break the rules. The one little thing you decided to do for yourself in life you're not gonna break. If you do then fine go ahead. I recommend the exit bag for your family's sake, also send a delayed email for them. Or something.
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You're 19. You fucked up the last two years. It should only take you till 21 to get back on track.
If you go to your councilors office at the University and tell them you can't study or motivate yourself to do basic things, you can probably get a mental health pass on the basis of depression.
They'll make sure you get another shot at this semester, and they'll give you enough drugs to turn you into barty mcfly.
Problem solved.
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We run a hospital and we are fed up of the nuisance the idiots create. We have put notices everywhere to keep the place clean but no one gives a damn and the idiots just keep on spitting. We just got the place painted 2 weeks ago but its back to being dirty again!
It is impossible to keep watching CCTV 24 x 7. When ever I catch someone I get really angry and shout at that person. We work so hard to keep the place going and people don't do anything positive but are there to destroy the property.
How to stop the idiots from doing it?
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Hire security. Or if that's too expensive put salt in a shotgun and shoot people who are messing shit up
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what are some essential (e)books for confidence/pua/personality change?
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Book of Pook
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My skin has been getting kind of saggy lately. I rarely go outside in the sun and always wear sunscreen when I do but my skin is still saggy. Please help, I'm only 18. How do I make it firmer?
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Rub your skin with with a rock .
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Hydrate more. Eat lots of fruits and vegetables and get plenty of sleep.
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Hello all
I married in January 2015. Im a very introverted homely kinda guy... and since I never had any female friends... a marriage was arranged for me.
The girl seemed alright and I had no preferences... just hoped that she would be similar to me. Intelligent, disciplined and cared more about studies/career etc.
However, the girl has become a different person in these 7-8 months. I got details/stories (I was not being detective) from some female friends etc. that she had 3-4 boyfriends. She was clubbing/pool partying since 11th class.
Im not being a chauvinist pig... and I know that feminists will beat me up (because according to them feminism is that women are always right).
But I didnt have that kind of personality. I dont gel with her. When I see 11-12 year olds these days riding on scooties and kissing in public... it just sends shivers down my spine. I am a very regular kind of homely guy.
I cannot even imagine drinking alcohol and partying at 3 am then going to his friends PG and having sex. Maybe im not mature enough or advanced enough to understand that.
Help. I cannot discuss it with her as shes very hyper. And her elder sister is always angry.
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And your question is?
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you're a disgusting subhuman and she's not and this angers you.
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>>16857648
All things considered, it is generally a pretty good idea to get to know each other before you marry.
Right now, all you can do is try to talk with her. She is probably as unhappy with you as you are with her, but if you both really want to make a go of this, you'll have to each make some compromises and adjustments. Neither of you can live the same sort of life you did before marrying. So you're going to have to move a little in her direction, even if it feels uncomfortable, and she will have to make some concessions to your feelings.
This is exactly the sort of thing marriage counselling is for, if you can both be willing to try it.
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How to get over a crazy bitch?
I was with my gf for about a year and a half, we broke up not too long ago and it didn't feel like it was over. I wanted closure and she ended up screaming on the phone that she was going to cut herself and did. Went a few days without talking and I said I just didn't want a messy break-up. She ignored my texts for a few more days, and I called her last night. She gave me a "time limit" of 5 minutes, interrupted everything that I wanted to say, and ended up SCREAMING some unintelligible shit before hanging up.
I've given up on not having a messy break-up because its too late for that now, but how do I get over this chick? I loved her and she was normal with only a very few psycho reactions throughout our year and a half. Do I just keep in mind how shitty she treated me in the end or just not think about her at all?
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>>16857607
>just not think about her at all?
kv but we both know that wont work
dont regret the time you had together but when she comes up in your head remember she is a psycho deep down and you dont need that shit
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Everytime you think about missing her, just remind yourself that there's a reason that you left. Bitch is cray, remind yourself of that. Remind yourself that you're better off without her. Remind yourself that you will become better going forward.
And what does it matter if it's messy? You aren't planning on rekindling anything like a faggot are you? Tell her to hit the road and don't look back.
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>>16857617
>we both know that wont work
Truth, otherwise I wouldn't be on /adv/ asking about it.
>>16857619
Also true. I just wanted it not to be messy because we were pretty good friends before dating. Unlike my other exes, I actually gave a shit to want things to end on good terms. I'd say its a mistake but I wouldn't have seen her true colors without trying.
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I need help. I can't stop checking out my bro's GF everytime she's around. I know it's probably one of the worst things a person can do but she keeps wearing shorts every time she's over and I can't help but stare at her legs. She's already caught me once and didn't say anything.
HELP!
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Find someone hotter and get her. You'll stay so focused on the hot one you'll forget about your brother's gf
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>>16857606
I'm an ugly fat fuck with no social skills, I wouldn't be able to.
I know I can change that but how long would it take?
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>>16857611
Every minute you wait will be a minute of being a fat ugly fuck longer
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So there is this girl that has a great body and an okay face, She has a boyfriend of 2 years and she wants to have sex with me. She uses dip and has disgusting teeth though and she is just really really poor. But I am sure the sex will be good. How do I stop myself from doing this? I fear too many things will go wrong like she will try and get a kid out of it or something. Or ill get shot from the hillbilly boyfriend. She is a cheating whore obviously but im horny and lonely
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Find a girl that's really good, physically, mentally and emotionally. Make it your goal to get that girl and be happy. You'll better your self physically, mentally, financially and emotionally, in trying to attract the good girl. You'll forget about the bad one completely, however tell her right now straight up you don't want to do anything. If she accuses you of being gay, or being a ass hole or some shit, get her and others like her out of your life, scum will accumulate in your life and ruin you (or you can just ignore her harsh comments and stay strong).
However getting in a relationship with someone you really like isn't necessary, it's just a common tactic to keep someone focused in life and feel happy. You can do whatever you want, in life, it's your job to find what you want and get it.
Good Luck OP.
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>>16857575
Tell her boyfriend that she tried to cheat on him with you.
Watch the ensuing drama. Laugh.
Then go hire a hooker.
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>>16857598
This, nothing more pleasurable than fuck up shitty people.
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I live abroad. I moved abroad after a few years of uni back home. Also moving abroad with me were some of my classmates. One of them is a girl that I have a massive crush on, though I'm 95% sure she's not interested. We were going to study at the same uni abroad as well, but my classmates all backed out one by one, at last also my crush. I stuck to my guns though, and thus I ended up at one university, all of my friends at another. We still live in the same city and study the same subject, though we don't see each other very often.
I have no friends in my class now. It's not like I haven't tried, but people just don't want to hang out with me. There was one guy I did a lot of stuff with last year, but since new year's, he's been busy and/or "exhausted" (his words) literally (literally) every time I ask if he wants to do something.
I feel totally socially isolated. All I'm ever doing is sitting at home, struggling with homework or playing Terraria. I've tried Tinder, but no luck. I've gone out a few times alone, but I always end up with no new friends or anything else. The only people that wants to hang out with me are my old friends, on average 1-2 times a month. However, every time I get back to my place after hanging out with them, I get depressed because of this girl that I adore so much, yet can't get. It really is a hopeless feeling.
I don't know what to do. I'm performing poorly in class. I've started drinking heavily, about half a liter of vodka 2-3 times a week, sometimes skipping classes because of it. I regret more or less every decision I've ever made, especially how I went to Uni 1 while all my friends went to Uni 2. There was literally nothing stopping me from tagging along. Should I just have stayed back home? My self esteem is non existent, I'm gaing weight and losing sleep.
I'm 25, and I just can't see any scenario anymore where I'll ever be happy.
I don't know what kind of advice, if any, I'm asking for either. I just needed to write this down.
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>>16857570
Well, first of all: Congratulations on falling for the big lie that an education overseas is somehow magically better or more fulfilling than an education you could have gotten back at home.
Yes, you should have stayed back home. Learn from this.
Second: This is actually just a part of life you would have had to encounter and deal with at one point or another. Sooner or later you'll graduate, have to go get a job, and while working full time you'll see you don't have quite as much time for friends and social activities. Best get used to it now.
Though, admittedly, it's a lot easier to make friends with co-workers then it is university classmates.
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>be me
>be in solid 1 year relationship with gf
>enter hot stop sister
>stunner
>lost in her eyes.jpeg
>genuine dilemma
Wtf do I do? If I were to even think about going near her I'd surely ruin my relationship with my gf's family including her 3 older brothers... But she's so beautiful, my feelings for her are stronger than my feelings for my gf. What do??
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Man, get it together. Stay by your gf.
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whose sister?
is she older or younger?
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Pretend you have a long lost twin brother that just got in contact with you via msn and take it from their.