Hey its m 1 year with my gf today, she brought up us not talking as much or having frequent sex. I told her she needs to stop buying junk food. Anyway, problem is I really don't enjoy sex or touching and might ve autistic. I love her and she loves me but we both are teens acting like old people I don't want to hang out with her that often.
Are you complaining or bragging?
>>16857551
I want to know like how I can get my girlfriend back when we both have full time studies and if its likely i should breakup?
>>16857725
>What do you mean 'get her back'?
I'm guessing you want to get your feelings, passion and attraction towards her back.
How about stop being so boring when you're around her? Maybe, just maybe, she'll respond well if you became more fun to be around.
How do I get a driver's permit? I've failed the test 3 times.
git gud
>>16857534
Okay, what's the quickest method of suicide?
>>16857525
>I've failed the test 3 times
Then learn you drive like an actual person and not a turboretard
I went crazy a couple weeks ago with jacking off and abstained for 14 days until yesterday because my dink was dead, thought I'd be good to go again after some R&R
but when I grasped underneath, I felt scarring. I masturbate with no lotion and I'm cut but it's never ripped before, but I'm nervous now. Will my dick heal all the way to where it was before? It's not going to be permanently scarred, is it? And I'm probably gonna start using lotion but I have no idea what to look for. Do most people use lotion when they masturbate?
op is too fat to see his dick
>>16857543
>>16857563
ok now you've laughed at me but someone please seriously console me and tell me if it'll heal
I've hung out with this girl a few times lately. I think she's cute and nice, and I sorta think she likes me, but so far I've been too much of a pussy to make a move or really be affectionate towards her.
We're going to a movie tonight and I feel like I need to kiss her or I'll get friendzoned soon.
I've never made a move on a girl in public like this whole sober though, so any tips? Should I kiss her when I first see her, or at the end of the night? Should I do a couple shots beforehand?
Bump. Someone please, I have no idea what I'm doing here.
If you've never even been affectionate, it's totally inappropriate to just jump to kissing her.
I'm not trying to put you down but you need to understand something here. What if a person told you he was really hungry but too afraid to open his mouth? Not only would you find that a little absurd, you'd also point out that he's never going to be able to eat otherwise. It's not just a hurdle to cross. There's something seriously fucked up there. Well that's what it's like to hear you say that you're too much of a pussy to make a move. You're not really understanding the gravity of that. You cannot play this game while being too much of a pussy to make a move. It doesn't work, 100% of the time. You need to go take a nap and wake up from that nap being a different person, because the one you are now is at a dead end.
>>16857763
Well maybe it's not fair to say I've never been affectionate with her. Like I said we've hung out a few times and get along well. I just get nervous being physical with a girl, but we have hugged a few times.
Does anyone have any experience moving a platonic freindship into something more? Was it worth it? Do it go good or poorly?
Bump for interest.
>>16857443
Its turned out horrible for me every time but basically you flirt a little, gague her reaction and ask her ou
Well, that depends. Are you on a relationship with someone else right now?
>dated girlfriend 8 years
>2 months ago girlfriend starts going to bars/clubs
>every time i say "oh hey why dont i come too" she suggests a movie or sushi, so i've never gone with her to the bar
>as of last week, she has gone to the bar every single night, 9pm-2am
>when we go out for movies or sushi, she wears jeans/t shirt
>when she goes to the bar, she wears beautiful outfit and full makeup
>when i ask for more time together, say "lets schedule a date Wednesday night together?" she says "you're acting controlling"
>ditched every single night, sleeping alone every night, if i complain its 'controlling'
what this mean?
what do?
It means you are cucked. Get this straight with her before its too late..
>>16857438
You're fucked. End it now.
It means she is seeing her dad behind your back, dumass, Beacos the man heats your face and wants you dead, and stop controling her life you fucking matcho and by her something nice
I have nightmares about my exboyfriend every other night. We broke up 4 years ago and dated for almost 3.
I used to not think about him till about one year ago.
He wasn't abusive but he definitely would try to force me into stuff and guilt me for not complying. My nightmares are usually about us breaking up and he just follows me around smiling.
How do I get past this?
>would try to force me into stuff and guilt me for not complying
Thats abusive.
>>16857434
Oh... I meant he wasn't physical abusive, but I guess this would count as emotional abusive? never thought of that...
I'm a 19 male, how can I dress asexual and not get any attention from girls? Believe it or not, a girl tried to rape me and I am sufficiently scared. I need ideas for looking non-sexual or even "creepy" to women so they just don't bother unless I myself show interest.
welcome to living like every other woman on earth how does it feel
>>16857422
Wear hijab
>>16857425
Fuck off
I have no "game". Any tips?
>>16857398
Build your confidence by getting swole and improving your social skills
The secret can boil down to a simple "Don't give a shit".
Seems stupid, but it works : Do whatever you want with the girl as long as you feel that she's confortable around you when you meet her.
Found the ideal job application, but it's from November. Is it acceptable for me to reply to it now or is it too late?
>>16857384
The job is probably filled now. Find out if the opening is still available then apply
>>16857423
should i send an email asking them?
>>16857428
Email or call "hi I saw this ad for this job, is the position still open?"
Hello guys, I never knew in my life what to do. Always I felt bad or bored. When I "started" lerning programing, first time in my life I felt that this is the thing in this I feel good... So how should I start lerning, extending my knowledge? Should I buy a book? Lerning from youtube? Maybe some internet sites? (Sorry for my English, feel free to correct me. I will appreciate that.) Oh I almost forgot... The programing language is C++
Internet tutorials for basic functionality, then:
Meyers series
Alexandrescu (generic programming)
Maybe something on multithreading like C++ Concurrency in Action
Well, I'd reccomend learning C first. C++ is basically an extension of it, so they're almost the same, syntax-wise, and while C++ offers additional functionality that you'd have to implement yourself in native C, it also imposes restrictions on how you can use said functionality. In terms of learning how to program, it's better to just be able to get a simple program to work, and C is better for that.
>Guy was making a dense asshole of himself one night
>Usually I don't care, but for some reason I'm crying
>Gets rankled every time something even remotely related to the incident happens
>Has random flashbacks and my self-esteem goes in the shitter
Wtf is happening to me, /adv/?
>>16857371
Story?
>>16857375
What do you want to know
>>16857380
Well, whatdya mean by "making a dense asshole of himself"
I am considering going out with / fucking the guy in the middle but my friends all think he's unattactive so Ill let 4chan decide
4chan is going to cock block him, I guarantee it.
Just fuck him OP.
he's cute, but i don't see why'd you need 4chan's opinion on having sex with other people
do it if you want
>>16857343
Are you the forehead girl on the pic? Or is this just low quality bait?
A few years ago, I tried "jelqing". I still don't even know if there's any truth to the claims of its effectiveness in penis enlargement (probably not), but I was desperate, so I started doing it anyway.
Apparently, the grip I used exerted too much pressure. There wasn't any pain, nor were there any plainly obvious visual signs of injury, but I noticed afterward that I could no longer get a normal erection. I could bring myself to orgasm, but it wouldn't really get hard, and it took constant stimulation to keep it up. Even stopping for just a second would cause it to go limp. In addition to the severe erectile dysfunction, it's also much less sensitive than it used to be.
Over the last few years, I've gone to a few different urologists, but none of them have provided any answers or solutions. They all basically allude that the problem is in my mind, that I'm too young to have erectile dysfunction, that I should see a therapist/sex therapist (like this will somehow make my dick hard) and then they prescribe PDE5 inhibitors. None of these ED drugs have had any noticeable effects. And the condition hasn't improved.
I don't necessarily expect /adv/ to know better than medical specialists, but do you think there's any hope for me? Are there any surgical procedures or other treatment options that might fix this, but that I'm not informed about because urologists have insisted that I don't have a real problem? Could masturbation have prevented this from healing properly? Should I abstain from doing that?
Stop watching porn for a month and start lifting weights.
you have a tiny broken dick and you're crazy
Hi no matter how depressed and frustrated I am, I literralyy cant cry. If im confronted with stress or misery I just start lauthing extaticly, often untill I drool myself. Its not like I havent talked to anyone about the things that arent going well in my Life and I also hadnt any traumatizing experiences that could have caused this. How can I get this ability back. Its like I can feel an inner numbness growing the more I supress my emotions. Im afraid I may lose empathy for others and become indifferent and apathetic.
Cut yourself with onions.
>>16857326
You asshole made me laugh. Fuck you I was trying to cry.
You at weird