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>>16855034
They smile and make eye contact.

If they think you aren't getting it they will stare into your eyes for a few seconds.

In conversation they will face you and may try to move closer to you. Again look for smiles and eye contact.

It's really not as hard to spot as you might think.

>>16855034
I read once that touching their hair is a sign, also licking lips and opening their legs.

They move their mouths up and down around your dick.

Just bad luck. Be yourself, and if you really must, be your best self. Ultimately, it's luck.

When you are in late 20s you will have like 3 close friends. Kill the leeches now. Accept nothingness. Start meditating. Seriously there is no future benefit to things like "parties". Fucking master something. Degenerate souls are going nowhere in life. Rise above the degenerates and find real people. If they start shit because you stop hnging out with them who cares. Nobody cares about your feelings so fuck their feelings. Get revenge faggot.

I feel you. I am the drifting one. I've been in various groups during my 4 years and got maybe one or two actual friends that i still see. Among all of my friends from high school only one is still close to me.

Truth is : those people you hang with are not friends. They're acquaintances. They do not care about you and only the few you're actually close to are actual friends.

You don't need them, and trying to figure out what you did wrong or w/e is only going to hurt you. I have my fill of human interactions by attending student parties now. Parties full of people who don't know each other. No one from my school, or friend of my "friend". No one I'd expect any future interaction with. It's actually great, there's no pressure or expectation, and the people who you really hit it off with and start seeing more could turn out to be real friends.

Pic is shit. Take ur balls talk to that gril. You dont need any other purpose than to talk to her. Just dont say ur landlord told you to come down.

>>16855051
Right but why would I be in the office? If I just turn up for no reason then obviously something is sus about that

Anyone?

It's because they are confident. They tend to make final decisions because everybody else is too shy/awkward to articulate their opinion

>>16854978
Yes. They have qualities that makes others want to follow. These are true leaders, not the ones who true to lead people, but the ones that people willing chose to follow.
So the person who's really good at say a sport will lead the clique that plays that sport. Because you wish to emulate them in some way.

>>16854987
Exactly this. Leaders are often confident but also kind and have good social skills. They are role models to some extend

>>16854950
Shit happens senpai nails can do that and grow back.

Do as you're told it should go fine.

>>16854964
yes but is it going to grow back fucked up or keep falling off? i'm staying on the drug to keep the fungal infection at bay. just worried i'm going to look like a freak.

Holy fuck that's really shitty op. Was the baby planned? Do you want to try again?
Why do you think you might loose your job?

>>16854955
Not planned but wanted. Had a rare non survivable trisome. I took time off for work for my brothers death but didn't do the paperwork right.

>>16854960
Shit.
I lost a baby twice and it fucked me over very badly. Honestly, the only thing that was able to make me happy again was having a baby. Have you talked about that option with your gf?
Where do you life? Your boss would have to be a gigantic asshole to kick you out over something like that. I really hopw he has some humanity left inside...

>>16854936
You might as well have asked what to have for breakfast this morning.
It's up to you OP. Why not ask her out?

>>16854936
What does stoner have to do with anything?

The measuring tape.

Right? I look down and I'm all they aren't so bad, I look straight on and then I get sad.

The camera is closer to how other people see you.

>>16854930

hey girl, i like how your and my friends hang out on the weekends

you gotta:

1) poke the ice
2) break the ice
3) crush the ice
4) flavour the ice
5) eat the ice

and it needs to happen before the ice saints come 'round

>>16854930
Yes, go ahead and message her.

>>16854903
Ching chong suck on my ding dong

>>16854903
love me long time

>>16854895
Appreciate what you're getting.

>>16855052
I do. But if there is a way to keep thus intimate feeling up for longer between meeting, i'd like to know and give it a try.

Ldr dont work. Hes already thinking about other girls. Either adapt or die. Stop running from all your problems you fucking pussy. Face them. I'm sick of weak whiners like you fucking everything up for everyone else.

Your best bet is to go to a therapist. You'll probably go through cognitive behavioural therapy and They'll make you do some sort of exposure where you start off just saying hi to random people or asking for the time, and then add you get more comfortable they'll make you do incrementally scarier social stuff like having conversations and purposely embarrassing yourself. Quite frankly you can do this on your own as well but you'll have to keep doing it

>>16854893
Thanks, I guess I'll have to try some of it myself since I most likely can't get a therapist.

>>16854915
Therapists usually charge on a sliding scale, and there's probably free support groups in your city somewhere. I highly recommend checking them out because it's much easier getting through this with people helping you.

I would contact the company to ensure your info and beneficiary status are correct.

They are a business. If your aunt has an executor contact them, and if there are any other monies or items willed to you ensure the executor knows this.

It's paperwork, not drama.

Drama was when the fucktards had the wrong beneficiary for my late wifes SGLI. They couldn't disclose who the supposed beneficiaries were but they called me asking about people I KNEW neither of us ever met so I asked them pointed questions and then the stupid cunt found my records!

I suggest you take this opportunity to learn about wills, probate and inheritance. You will need the information later in life.

If you are an Amerifuck, get OFFICIAL copie(s) of the death certificate or at least one so you can show that and a copy of any other relevant paperwork.

Insurance company needs an official copy to verify death. They may or may not have one.

>>16855197
Really late response on my end, but thanks for the information. I guess I'll contact the executor tomorrow.

Its just all really awkward for me, I don't really know them well, and I don't want to sound like I'm hounding them. Another one of my aunts passed away last year and when she died people swarmed from the woodwork to get money that wasn't there. I guess this is different because I talk to my aunt that passed away about this, and this is something she wanted to give us.

thanks for the laugh OP I needed that

life insurance contact you... omg that's a good one

We have money that belongs to YOU. rotflmao

>>16854848
Eat a lot of raw carrots. Build a habit of eating raw carrots.
You have to remember that you eat to live. Not live to eat. Carrots to me taste like earth. Not dirt but its how I imagine the concept of 'earth/ground' to taste.
Not that I hate it or anything. I just dont eat it for its taste. Its like drinking water. Not for the taste but for the health.
Carrots are good at killing my cravings.
Drinking a lot of water is also good for that.

>>16854848
Don't drink the soda or eat the snacks dummy. It's not hard. You say No Thankyou.

>>16854876
but i want to eat something :/