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Alright so heres my situation, I work as a bartender at a club near a college where a lot of my co workers attend. Well one night 4 girls walk up to the bar to order drinks and when I looked at one of them we kinda had like a thing. I dont know how to explain it but we had something and she smiled, I took their orders and my coworker who ironically know them gave them there stuff and they wondered off.
30 minutes later they come back and I work up the nerve to talk to her. I got her name and we really hit it off, sadly her friends pulled her away from the bar so I could ask for her number.
>now heres the problem
I looked on Facebook and found her from her first name only. Now...
>is it weird if I add her
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Yes. The only way to interact with her on a normal, non-weird basis is if you run into her again by chance.
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Move on. Don't obsess about the one girl you could have had something with. Its weird for girls to feel obsessed about and its not good for your mental health.

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4chan, I need your help. My friend is hopelessly being held hostage by some tumblr slut and he is afraid to break up with her. He has tried before, but every time he either fucks her or she attempts suicide. Dude has tried almost everything. Pretended to cheat on her, told her he was gay, but every time he ends up back with this fucking siren. The worst part is that its long distance, so if she tries to kill herself again there's not much he can do. What the fuck do I tell this dude?
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He has to save himself.
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>>16893604
Tell him to get her committed to an insane asylum or get her therapy. Tell him to threaten to leave her, if she doesn't. If the therapy helps then great at least it'll get his hands clean if she tries to end it.
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It should be pretty obvious what to do here.

Does he know her address? Does he have her parents contact info? If yes to either, then he has a way to safely break up with her. If he has her address, he should break up with her and then call the police in the area immediately saying that someone at X address is about to kill themselves. If he has the parents info, shoot them an email saying "your daughter has threatened to kill herself many times if I leave her, obviously I'm not going to date her forever just because of that. can you be at her place at x time of day on x date to make sure she is ok i am afraid she will commit suicide when I break up with her"

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I'm really looking for tips and shit. I understand the key is eat less exercise more... Any tips to lose weight quicker. From a fat teen

>inb4 fatass
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>>16893596
I'm an impulsive and emotional eater. I borrowed a weight watchers starter pack from a friend. Just told me how many points I should eat, and I got a point calculator. I lost about 30 pounds in four months just from that.

It just helped me keep my dietary goals in mind and since I was counting points easily and everyday, it really helped me stop overeating.

After I lost some weight, it motivated me to also start working out more. And yea, eventually I stopped needing to count because I got into the routine of healthy eating.
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fatass.

Count your calories either by pen and paper or through an app. MyFitnessPal is the best app out there. Using an app is easier because you can set goals and also it has foods preprogrammed in it. You can scan barcodes and search up any food, even if it's homemade. The list of foods listed on there is mind blowingly big, nothing short of like eating shit or something is not on there.

Counting calories is important because your fatass can't run from a good diet, literally. No matter how much you move your hams, you'll still be a tub of lard if you eat like shit. Don't try to exercise it all.

Don't bother lifting til you're at a reasonable bmi. 15%-17% is probably good, but you're probably fat as fuck so that'll take a long time. Muscles need calories, you don't.

As a former fatty that's all the advice I can give you. Good luck. Fatass.
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Go see /fit/ and scoobysworkshop, don't ask here

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Will Hydrocodon-acetaminophen kill me? I'm looking for a quick way to an hero.
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>>16893585
If you want quick, then anything involving acetaminophen if just about the worst possible choice of method. It can take days before the body finally gives out, all of them excruciating,

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Asking for some help here, I'm not asking for anything super in depth, just sorta general advice as to what I should do.
>broke up with long time gf a few months ago
>felt great at first, then that kinda wore off and I went into a long period of getting over her
>friend advised I try getting out more, sent sorta friendly acquaintance a text asking if she wanted to see a movie, she said sure
>apparently friendly acquaintance is in similar situation to me, doesn't really want anything too serious, sorta just someone to watch Netflix and cuddle with, human teddy bear basically
>don't want to fuck up like last time, last relationship was kind of a careening mess, ended a little roughly, and new girl seems nice and is a good many leagues out of my game.
Basically how do I make sure I don't get too carried away like the last girl? Is it more of a reflection of how last girl kinda was or is it me? Need help, not super self aware, so feel free to ask question if any of this seems unclear.
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If you don't want a relationship, don't start one. That's my advice.
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>>16893572

>Basically how do I make sure I don't get too carried away like the last girl?

Be honest with yourself and with this girl.

There's no guarantee things won't go sideways. You can never be sure. Its called being in a relationship.

Its messy, its unpredictable, its human nature. Either take the ride or don't.

Redpill me on doggystyle.

Doggystyle used to be my favorite position before I met my current girlfriend.
>Easy to do
>Pleasurable
>Fun

I've done it with close to 10 women and never had a problem with it.

Now, in my current relationship (likely the girl I'm going to marry) I just can't figure it out.

>Penis pops out at odd times
>she says it's too deep
>get tired a lot
>can't get the right balance and fall over sometimes
>etc...

It's just become hard.

She's,
>5'3
>skinny

I'm,
>5'11
>7 1/2" erect

Every girl I fucked before her has been thicker/bigger butts but I doubt that's it.

I'm also 19 and run/work out a lot so it shouldn't be a stamina thing.
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>>16893543
fuck off Chad, get killed by a drunk driver
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>>16893543
>>16893543
nice story brah
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>>16893543
No, your assessment is correct. Too small. Have her kneel on a footstool or something. Like examine your leverage and realise you're doing the equivalent of deep squats.

Try on top from behind. See if that sorts out your depth problem while you're at it.
Also go to school for engineering. You'd have solved this already if you did.

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College junior here, in need of some advice.

I take pretty intensive courses for my major, so I found a way to relax by joining a comedy performance club in my first year. It only meets once a week and once on weekends so its super low commitment, and I found it to be really stress relieving. It really relaxed me, and also taught me a ton about public speaking, clearly presenting myself, and even showed me I wasn't half bad at it. It really improved my mood and even made me a few friends, and last year I ran for the spot of club president and got it.

This year, we held another election after winter break because some of the seniors on the board were going to be studying abroad. This meant that the spots ended up being filled by a sophomore and some freshman. Ok, they seemed like good enough kids, I'm sure they can be responsible.

The thing is though, either I'm going crazy, or they're out to make me seem like a more incompetent president than [insert your least favorite president here].

They hold planning meetings without telling me (and I am later greeted by an "oh, we TRIED to call you" despite my phone receiving no messages), whenever I hold a meeting (the position rotates) they all seem to be going out of their way to either derail the meeting into meaningless hanging out, trying to step up as if we were trading off mid meeting, or just up and leaving sometimes.

(1/2)
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>>16893524
(2/2)
Worst of all was with the show we had planned this week. To start, I actually managed to get them together and determine how to divide the jobs for the planning/advertising/etc. So, we decided I would plan out the show and make the advertising, and then we decided on the day we'd be setting out ads.

So, I actually put some assignments on hold to make the advertisement. Well... as it turns out, as I was about to send it to the others for proofing, I was greeted with the response, "Oh, we already made and printed them." from two of them. Ok, well then, I could still plan it? Nope, they did that too. Ok, well, at least we could still SET the ads out. Well, I just got an angry call tonight asking where I was and where the chalk was (campus allows us to write on the pavement to advertise events). Well, I was buying it tomorrow morning because we were supposed to be doing it tomorrow... oh, but they remembered to tell the people performing except me. Whoops! Why weren't you paying attention president?

Is school stress making me delusional? Or are these new kids slowly trying to make me seem incompetent so that I can be kicked out? I'm not being paranoid, right? I mean, I've been kicked out of groups before and not when I've been the leader just because people didn't like the weird kid.

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here we go
>meet gril in english 11 class
>pay no mind to her, she's like one of the supporting characters in a sitcom
>next semester in trig and spanish 3 with her
>by the end of that semester I've taken an interest
>over summer mostly just stalk her ig because beta fag cant talk to people
>12th grade 1st semester
>both in precalc, but not the same block
>I end up trying to start conversation
>she ignores me 8/10 times
>2nd semester, have english 12 with her
>decide to finally make a move
>day before valentines day
>11:59PM
>12:00AM
>"hey femanon want to see <movie> tomorrow? or I guess that would be today haha"
>rejected
>tfw
now I have to sit in a room with this girl for an hour and a half every day until June. should I leave the situation as is or try to make further advances? she said she was talking to someone else but I honestly don't believe that. what do?
>about the file name, yes I have a repository of greentexts on my computer
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>>16893507
What like out of the blue hey let's go out. You havent tried to just talk to her.

You bet your ass she thinks you're retarded.

Start over.
>Hi I'm anon I'm a retard.
>Do you like -thing I like-?
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>>16893533
I left out a shit ton of details. But yeah I'm pretty retarded. That was one of the omitted details.

And I guess I had it pretty backwards but I thought the whole first date shit went like this:

"Hey you're attractive let's do something together so I can get to know you better"

But hey what do I know
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At keast she rejected you up front, I had some bitch say she'd love to go out with me and then cancel, THREE TIMES. I finally made her say no and then she went out with someone else. I am scared of women now, consider yourself lucky

How do I systematically change my life?

I've been stuck in a cycle of constantly thinking about self-improvement, getting stuff done occasionally (a few minutes a day) and sliding into procrastination/internet addiction.

"Just do it" not helpful. I'd like to make a system for myself that will reinforce the change.
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I interrupt people.

Anyone from friends to potential employers interviewing me.

A good example is any time someone mentions a subject that I know something of, I'll just fucking open my mouth and put in my 2 cents.

Theoretically, I know what to do. In practice, it all flies out of the window.

What are some practical steps that I can take in order to not interrupt the person who's about to potentially give me a job, my wife, a friend...anyone.
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Depends on the cause. If you're not socializing enough, so that the second someone pays you the slightest bit of attention you get all excited and can't shut up, socialize more. If you interrupt people because they're going too slow for you, get tested for ADHD. If you just have terrible self-control in general, practice.

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>Highschool
>Special ed
>Never been in a relationship
>Asshole friends
>Too socially awkward to talk with strangers
>Trying to act normal
>Going to college next fall
>Really want to do music school but fuck it
>Finally found a girl who is similar but in a grade below mine
>Asked her out and got rejected
>Grades going way down from before
>Not looking good for college
>No one to open up to
>Lonely
>Posts on Omegle - 'I really want this girl and I asked her out and she said she has a bf, what do I do? I'm in special ed and I don't want her to find out'
>Stranger 1: fuck off retard
>Stranger 1 has disconnected.
>fml

How are you guys doing?
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>>16893487
You use special ed as an excuse for your own incompetence.
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>>16893487
>is in special ed
>wants to go to college for music
Anon it's much harder than you think, I've been playing for 14 years and some of the pieces I've seen still give me trouble
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>>16893693
Nah.. Nahh.. If I have the drive to do it, then I can succeed at almost anything. I'm not going to let special ed get the best of me and my dreams. ADHD can kiss my ass

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What would you do with one million dollars?

Be realistic.
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>>16893462
Two chicks at the same time man
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>>16893462
Bank it and keep working.
Interest on 1m bux at .75 isnt even half of min wage.

I guess you could develop property with that and make it much faster but you'd be doing it on top of some form of reliable income.
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>>16893479
I wish I could cure my depression instantly like peter desu desu.

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i need you. please, aynone give me a number, to talk to, i ll block you afyerards, and you can block me too. just for this once. im so fucing driunbk. please. im have no one, i just got kicked out out of my house. i hjve no one but you, im so sorry. im sorry, im so sorry
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>>16893453
Try 911.
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>>16893453
If you were a girl I would, but women generally don't get kicked out of their houses, and if they do, they can easily find someone to take them in and/or comfort them.
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Oh, dear. That's terrible. Can you go to a friend's house?

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>a girl had a crush on me for almost a year
>she is hot and cute (sometimes I feel she could be more pretty though)
>I never showed much interest although I kind of have some interest in her especially recently
>There is a guy making moves
>I don't know if they are dating but it looks like it is starting to become romantic
>she doesn't show interest in me anymore (doesn't look or smile, etc)

is it normal that I feel jealous?
Do i really like her or is it "lost toy" syndrome?
I also hate the guy that is hitting on her. He looks like he thinks too much of himself (thinks he's a player) he's built-fat. I also hate the fact that he has a beard but shaves his legs like an insecure faggot trying too hard to look better and less fat. On top of all, he has a bracelet on his left leg near his feet like a fag.
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You had a year to get her....why didnt you do anything? dont blame the other dude for doing what you should have done, you fucked up
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>>16893445
You're so salty damn. You had a year to get that and now someone else swooped in while you were twiddling your twat. No one to blame here but yourself.

Also saying shit like 'I think she can be more pretty though' after complimenting her. Well she was obviously pretty enough to get the built dude lmao
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It's lost toy syndrome and what this guy looks like is none of your fucking business, grow up.

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Why does it seem like anyone who's in charge of anything is an asshat?

I know this isn't exactly advice but it's just one of those things that bugs me. It seems like everywhere I go, the person in charge is fundamentally different from everyone else in the organization. From everyone else, I get a sense of rapport, like they're just another regular person trying to make their way through life. But when I meet the manager, for example, I get a totally different energy, and it's not a good one. Why? Do you have to be a jerk to be in charge of something? Do you get taken advantage if you don't project this image? Does power corrupt? Does shit float? I need to know.
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Power certainly corrupts, but not everyone in those positions are affected by it. There are good leaders who use their positions to better everyone around them, but these people are in short supply. It's a lot quicker to get to the top of the food chain if you're selfish and don't mind stepping on others. I also think those in power forget how to interact with others on a lower level and just bearing a title over them inflates their ego.

It's definitely a psychological issue I hate about humans.
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>Do you have to be a jerk to be in charge of something? Do you get taken advantage if you don't project this image? Does power corrupt? Does shit float?

All of the above, but especially the first two. Telling someone to do something without riding their ass often leads to that thing not being done.
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Because a lot of people don't have many opportunities to be in power regularly, so when they do get it a lot of people will abuse it. It's the same reason why forum admins like to ban people with impunity, because most of them are 12 year olds that get picked on in school
I don't mean to blogpost but I get what you're saying, there's this military family run yard sale every couple months I go to and they always get their dumb kids to be the traffic conductors. Some of them are decent but there's always the asshole who loves to use the megaphone.
My advice I guess is to just keep contact with them as short as possible. It sucks but that's the best you can do

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