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>sick with stomach ache
>know you're gonna end up puking in a couple hours

Should I just induce vomiting now and get it over with?
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>>18606833

no, fluids are supposed to go in one direction.

the healthy thing to do is keep drinking water and push whatever's upsetting your stomach thru.

unless you're food poisoned.

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>$1,000 per month half goes 2 rent
>apply for post sec school/scholarship program
>wait listed
>gonna borrow money from gov't
>loophole(mental illness)don't have to pay back
>Only works once, need surefire college/program
>????
>fuck it time deal coke to school kids
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"I got enemies, got a lotta enemies, gotta lotta people trynna drain me of my energy". I am universally loathed and despised. Everyone wants me dead, and I have no allies who support me or believe I'm a good-hearted man. Seriously considering suicide.
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>>18606829
>I am universally loathed and despised. Everyone wants me dead
Why?!
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>>18606843
That's what I'm trynna figure out, but no one will give me a straight answer.

How do you date someone who is more 'normal' when you are more 'weird'. Ie: she's never watched anime or experienced depression, while I have. We both have interest in video games, outdoors, etc. but we're fundamentally different people.
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>>18606816
You share your interests with them, and they share their interests with you. Duh.

You don't need to have 100% overlap of interests when you first start dating.
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>>18606835

So I shouldn't be worried?
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>>18606871
Worried about what?

I come here as a last resort. Since 2013 I have struggled with severe depression. It has affected all aspects of my life. Ive had several great jobs in that time but lost them all in similar fashion, I end up in a place where I simply cannot function any longer. I am good at what I do, working in finance, payroll and accounting, but that doesnt matter. This time, as I lost my most recent job Ive also lost much more, my car and now, soon, my home. I have tried treatment through various anti depressants but each one has deeply increased my suicidal ideation, culminating late last year with a serious attempt which I barely survived. I have no one left in my life and nothing to live for it seems to me. I am about to join thr vast wasteland of mental health victims in America and I see no way out. I dont know what to do. I am coming here as a final attempt to figure something out. I have little confidence that it will work, but it was worth a shot. Thanks in advance, if I dont reply right away know that I will be lurkinh throughout the night.
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Hey, maybe the antidepressants do work, you just didn't give them enough time? Plus, you also have to talk to a psychologist.
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>>18606804
As someone who was diagnosed with depression when I was young, and treated for it for more than 15 years, I can tell you that anti-depressants are only supposed to be a short-term thing. You're supposed to use them to numb you up enough to go through the motions of following a therapist's advice. Then, if you were to do all that, they could wean you off the meds and your life would be better, and you would have made maintaining your good life into a habit.

You went looking for a miracle pill, and since you didn't mention therapy, I'm guessing you used a general practitioner instead of a specialist, as specialists will typically mandate therapy alongside the prescription drug.

You've fucked up. You don't have the time or money for either of that shit now. So here's what you gotta do:

Put on your big boy pants and realize that your feelings don't mean shit. You do what you need to do, because your back is against a wall, and when you can afford to care about your feelings, you start.
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>>18606817
i have no health insurance or job currently and live in the u.s.

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Hey there guys. I just need some advice on a billion questions I have. I cannot decide on whether to join the Army or the Navy and which job to get in either branch. The vast amount of things I want to do is crippling my decision making. I want to be in an intel agent (foreign languages, firearms, the like). The reasons I’m having trouble choosing a branch are as follows:
ARMY
>wider field of jobs
>more opportunities for OP40/Airborne/Ranger/75th Regiment/Green Berets
>much more RESPECTABLE uniform
>not stuck on a ship for months on end
NAVY
>get to travel way more (depending on MOS/RATE but most likely)
>natural love of the water
>safer if I somehow make a family in my life
>more technical/job opportunities on the civilian world
>better treatment compared to the Army

I still don’t know if I would make this a 20-year career or just 1 enlistment. I feel like I’m planning this WAY too far ahead now that I’m typing it out. This leads me to deal with another problem of choosing a rate/MOS to get a job in the civilian world or do something I would enjoy. I have an image in my head of what I want to become no matter how cheesy. I truly believe anything is possible. Its almost like a James Bond deal. I know computer systems/networking/exploitation inside and out but also an operator thing going on. I would also like to be a translator and have some psychop work under my belt. I know all this sounds cheesy but I don’t care. I just need a nudge in the right direction to help make a decision. The jobs I’ve been currently looking at were as follows:
ARMY
>35q Cryptologic Network Warfare Specialist
>35g Geospatial Intelligence Imagery Analyst
>35m Human Intelligence Collector
>37f Psychological Operations Specialist
>12y Geospatial Engineer
>17c Cyber Operations Specialist
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>>18606759
everyone I know in the Navy is miserable, everyone I know in the Army has PTSD.
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>>18606759
In the Marines, you sleep in the dirt.
In the Army, you sleep in a tent.
In the Navy, you sleep on a ship.
In the Air Force, you sleep in a hotel.

As for your career focus, anything that pays well, is in-demand right now, and growing. Go to bls.gov and check out their OOH (Occupation Outlook Handbook)
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I would go with the navy simply because that was my original plan when I graduated high school before I got side tracked. Whatever you do, get a position that'll teach you a tangible skill that you can use in the real world to get a job. Shit's bad out there bro.

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So there is this girl in my school who i know for 3 years now. Back then she was into me but she never told me (i knew because of her friend). We started talking a lot since the last few days and because im a horny teenager we were kinda sexting. Now she send me some nudish pics via snapchat (kinda like the one in the pic). My question: the fuck do i do know? Im 18 and actually never had sex so i dont know how to finish this. Help

Pic unrelated
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>>18606758
Can't help you with general advice. Unfortunately, its all based on how you respond to her. Giving generic advice might be completely out of place depending on what she's texting you.
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Just be cool about it, play it off, and SPONTANEOUSLY tell her to meet up sometime. Better yet, see if you can get something arranged with a bigger group in which she's also included and make out with her if the chance presents itself and further it from there. Not that simple, but not that hard at all either. Don't be fucking scared of getting btfo, for fuck's sake. Taking the risk could get you a long-life partner. It's WORTH IT.
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>>18606758
>wow thats fucking hot! Hey ur place or mine?

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So I'm not exactly a perma virgin, but it isn't exactly like I'm rolling in women, in fact I'm lonely as hell 99% of the time

About me:
>Decently attractive (not chad level attractive, I do have a receding hairline and kinda weird lips, but I have a strong jawline, interesting eyes, and a decent face)
>20 years old
>Dress well for my age
>Not buff but not skinny either
>Come from rich family
>Lined up to be successful
>Have lots of hobbies, mostly dude hobbies. Those hobbies include Cars (I race cars), Ice Hockey (play mens league), shooting, boating (race sailboats and also own a wakeboard boat), snowboarding, cooking/food

Now, I've had decent luck with women. Only thing is, every women I've had sex with basically threw themselves at me. All of them were pretty attractive. And it's always one type of girl. Generally above average looking, nympho as hell, batshit insane, and has overbearing parents who hate me.

I went to a rave a couple weeks ago and had decent luck, ended up getting approached by a bunch of sloots and dancing with them but meeting girls my age at concerts never goes anywhere farther than dancing/kissing.

But it just feels like when I'm actively trying to meet girls it's like pulling teeth. I'm pretty shit with my phone game, I rarely respond because I don't like texting unless it's for logistics, mostly because if I have time to actually use my phone I'm not doing anything interesting worth talking about. I'm also pretty shit about talking to myself. It's hard for me to talk about myself without sounding like I'm bragging or interjecting. This makes things like tinder impossible

In fact, most people despise me until they meet me in person. I get "You're a lot cooler than I thought you were" and "you're a really interesting person" a lot. I could say I'm very uptight, trying to be a young professional is pretty difficult.

Any advice?
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You didn't really ask what you want advice on specifically so ill just try to break down what you've said.
>you've had decent luck with women
but theyve been nymphos, batshit insane, sluts and you meet them at rave clubs. they sound like women most people can get.
>you feel like meeting women is akin to pulling teeth, yet you dont know why its they approach you when you dont try to communicate with them.
that is because the women youve had luck with want hookups, and are probably fucking several other guys. Finding a woman for a relationship requires finesse and tact, it requires talking, finding common ground for conversation, and for you to have the guts to put yourself in a vulnerable position emotionally.
>you dont understand why you give off a bad first impression since people who know you find you to be of good sort
that is true for nearly everyone on the planet who is insecure about themselves, you may just be paranoid about peoples opinions, or you may bring this shit on yourself. do you scowl at people passing by? do you ignore them when they talk? do you only talk about yourself? do these people that despise you have a reason for doing so or are they just douchebags?
dating apps, especially ones like tinder that are very superfical are not for everybody. some do find love but more often than not its like looking theough shit for a diamond that may not even be there. apps like tinder fuel the ego of narcassists, literal models have profiles.

to sumise i would say try a different approach to meeting women, go to different places to meet women other than raves, stop being paranoid about others opinions of you or confront them about it to get a definitive answer. most importantly be happy with your own company.
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apparently even chad is insecure, hit on chicks real life, fuck tinder, develop your game

currently you are a woman with a penis and man with vaginas hit on you

I recently obtained my bachelor's degree in computer engineering. 3.0 GPA. Spent two summers doing software QA in 2015 and 2016. Been looking for a job since January and I can't find one. I'm starting to think just having a degree is not enough, or I'm just not cut out for this work. Thinking of getting an IT certificate, but even then I'm not sure if that will get me anywhere. Been especially thinking of going for a CCNA.

Should I change my approach for job searching? Should I actually consider taking my education further or getting a certificate? What are some bustling fields that even mediocre people like myself can get into?
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>>18606732
Talk to people who have jobs in your field, and find out what their qualifications were when they were hired. The more recent the hire, the better.
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>>18606746
Pretty much everyone I know in University had similar experiences as me. Don't know many outside that. How do I improve my network?
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>>18606768
You said you spent two summers working. Call those companies, and ask for some of the people what work there permanently in your career field.

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So I think I might be in denial about my inability to attract girls. Think mgtow but not quite that level of delusion.

How do I admit to myself that I can't do it and could I build from it?

>pic related me + girls
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>>18606656

there's always some meaning to extract from a life encounter. its just harder sometimes to find it.

mgtow is not born solely from inability to attract girls, but from a social/societal rejection on the idea of female companionship too.

do you have any friends you trust to bound ideas off of about your self image?
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>>18606899
Yeah, one. But we don't really get into deep stuff unless we have a couple drinks.

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>Be under 25 but over 20
>Haven't done a single thing for college
>Pretty smart I guess but no motivation/feel like it's far too late to pick anything up
>work two jobs
>still no money because 20k debt
>living with parent
>thinks I'm finishing school at the end of the year

What should I even do should I just make something up about how stuff happened at the school so I had to switch programs/do an internship so it'll take another year pay off all my debt and get a bit of savings and then move out and pretend I'm actually making it?
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that post made no sense, explain it better

you're not in school but you've been lying to your parents and they think you are? Where did the debt come from?
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>>18606677

The first question is a yes, the second is me being stupid for a couple of years and some how getting that much debt even though all my income is disposable.

I know $1600 a month isn't a ton but you get the idea. Right now all my debt is on 0% APR cards until around 2019 so I'm trying to pay it off slowly.
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>>18606736
why have you been lying to your parents?

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So, I think I might be the devil, you know, satan or whatever... what next? I'm a lazy prideful arrogant convincing huckster, so fuck me, how do I live knowing that I probably will end the world?
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just find jesus
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>>18606679
child blood
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>>18606648
I just like the kiddy butt, like the koolaid knucka u gey

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I will be meeting this girl that i think i am i love with. I really like her at least. She's something very special in my eyes. And what's good about all this is that she really likes me as well. We have been talking to another for about a month now and its been really great. But i am very nervous to meet her. She is as well. She is a bit scared of it because she thinks that she won't live up to my "expectations" . Though, she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on.
When she met up with two other guys before me she wasn't to sure about the relationship with them so she ran away while she could. But I'm feeling this this is different fellas. She says if it feels natural she'll go with it but she's not promising anything.
I am really excited about this, but at the same time i don't want to ruin it all.

What can i do to not come forth as a creep? Let alone not being boring? Are there things that i should do to impress/like me even more? Pickup lines?

I've also been dying to kiss her, so has she, when is the "right" moment and how do i know that she wants to kiss.

Thanks for the answers.
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>>18606634
>What can i do to not come forth as a creep?>Let alone not being boring? Are there things >that i should do to impress/like me even more?
>Pickup lines?
She already likes you a lot, so you don't need pickup lines or try to impress her even more. All you need to do is act relaxed and confident, also compliment her looks but don't overdo it.
She's nervous too so she'll be looking into your behaviour as reassurance, if you're also shy and insecure and nervous it won't work out too well. Take the lead.
>When to kiss
When you're both relaxed and comfortable and have had some time to get to know each other, you'll feel it when the moment is right.
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>>18606888
Should i bring a present of some sort to her? Like a flower or is that just overdoing it? Maybe for the next "date"?

How do i NOT screw up with a girl?

I managed to finally meet a girl who actually appreciates me, but my insecurities are still high. Our 3rd date is sunday. She's very sweet and affectionate; she just couldn't stop holding my hand on our last date and loves to cuddle. She even wants me to come to her birthday party that's going to be all family.

She likes me and i like her, but i'm worried i'm going to screw up.

My friend told me not to get too attached to her because it'll make her bored. He told me to 'be a dick to her sometimes', like he is to his girl. She is a sweetiepie though, his gf is a bitch who has cheated on him in the past.

That shit can't apply to all women right? What i've been doing so far seems to be working, and she likes me for me. We're more than likely going to have sex this weekend
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>>18606616
>his gf is a bitch who has cheated on him in the past.

Kek, Well that explains why he's a dick to her. Just keep doing what you're doing.
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>>18606627

I'm sweet to her, but I'm worried that won't cut it in the long run. She likes me though and doesn't mind that i'm a little awkward. She says she feels happy and safe around me.

I just feel like i'd end up being an UNLIKEABLE asshole if i tried to 'be a dick' to her to keep her under my thumb. That's just not me.
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>>18606642

Nigga just be you. Don't do shit that is not part of who you are. Do not try to be something you are not.

Finding the right person is a matter of finding someone that does like you for you. If she does not then she aint the one and you will find the next girl. It is a long and hard process but do not compromise who you are. You just create a misunderstanding in the person they are falling in love with.

So if she dosnt love you then nigga thats okay. You just find someone that does. But at the moment this girl sounds like she digs you man. So relax and enjoy the ride. Focus on the moments now that you have with her instead of what may or may not happen.

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I know girls like men with many women.

Most of my "friends" are female.

Will my GF mind?
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Jealousy sometimes makes women very attracted to you, prepare for a volcano eruption if you take it too far though.
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>>18606611
If you sleep with them? Yes, ofc she will.
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>>18606611
>I know girls like men with many women.
Only if they're getting to know them.

In a committed relationship though? She won't doubt on leaving your sorry ass.

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