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>>18606595
It could be one of about a dozen things. Ringworm, impatigo. poison ivy, poison oak, thistles, or just irritated skin.

Legitis. Better call the coroner, anon

Looks liika a leg to me Anon

>>18606534
nigga what

>>18606534
Okay, what was that one thing that almost drove you to commit suicide?

just woke up one morning, started crying hystericaly, was alone at home, cried for 2-3hour nonstop, got up, went to take pills, realised wont be enough to die, gave up dying, didnt want to be found out as pathetic looser not even capable to end things clean, also want to die pretty. If I'll do it, then I'll do it right without fuck ups.

>>18606524

possible? yes. especially if you're a female and not a homo. but it doesn't mean you should have ot. learn some self love and you'll be less likely to give into the wrong guy

>>18606531
I was kinda hoping not masturbate would make my next encounter special. Kinda like if I was saving myself for him.

>>18606537

just don't go slutting around and that's probably just as chill in his eye .. a normal dude would want you to touch yourself .. cause that would indicate you're also normal

Get friends
Or bf/gf

>>18606492
You'll be ok. What are your hobbies?

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>>18606450
sure why not

go celebrate by getting laid

>>18606450
Celebrate by getting on tinder and getting some @$$

Looks fine to me, I smoked a dub my coworker left in his car for 7 months and it was fine so a month in a jar is nothing.

What is it?

>>18606448
Have you ever considered being an upstanding, moral citizen instead of a degenerate?

I never had to write an essay for my college application. But I'm going to a state school. Are you going for somewhere higher up?

Go ahead and write a few outlines in the next few weeks, then maybe a couple of rough drafts a bit after that. Ask for a bit of feedback from teachers. Then submit your best one with your application.

>>18606388
nah i'm just applying to u of o, university of washington, and a couple of UCs. putting my hopes on u of o for the most part though.

I earned my undergraduate degree from an online for-profit university that didn't even require an essay, so never. However, when I was applying to grad school, I had the rought draft of my SoP written months before apps even opened up. I was modifying and improving them throughout the process right up to the minute all my recommendation letters came in.

>>18606344
Exercise your willpower, keep making progress. Don't get distracted. Make goals and deadlines, keep an agenda. Schedule your sleeping if you aren't already.

I'll bump now and tomorrow to see if someone helped OP.

Look for offers that require less than 2 years of exp and see what you are missing, try working on that. In the meanwhile try applying anyway. Companies often hire people like you and teach them how to do stuff. If you fail, ask why they don't like you and fix that and try somewhere else.

You might want to try making a small open source project. Just something small and simple to show people that you can code and know how to use git.

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>>18606310

You have to realize this:

you aren't breathing on pourpose. It is actually happening. You see?

>>18606310
concentration is like a muscle, it needs exercise, so just keep doing it, that's all there is to that issue.

>>18606310
that's the point.

Well friend I'm not the sharpest tool but look. You should have approached her obviously, cause she obviously wanted something from u your heart your dick w.e. You took too long in connecting, then you had to bump gums with ya friends. NEVER ASK FRIENDS about a girl that your not putting a ring on. U go find that shit out yourself big boy just don't give it so much thought next time she won't bite.
don't be a pervert or rude she iis a regular degularperson like most people. found disgusted in u pussyfooting and gave u a face. Is her crevice eternally locked or will u eventually end up bashing her shit in till bats fly out like the bat cave! *eep *eep find out next time...

>>18606260
Adopt.

me and my friend can talk shit for days. it is impossible for us to go out of things to talk/joke about.

im a loner in the woods atm so we just play video games.

>>18606253
You talk about things that happened to you when they're not there. You do new things together to talk about later. And eventually you talk about things you did together in the past

This >>18606274
And also, you comment on your surroundings, you state your business, you tell your opinions on things/current events around you.

You cannot convince the person of such a thing because it is false. A and Y are related. Or to be more exact, they WERE related in the past. Perhaps it's not true anymore, perhaps the punching is not triggered anymore or is replaced by kicking or by kissing, or perhaps it is triggered by a different chair now, but none of that matters. Chair-punching happened for an entire year and therefore it is logical to draw a link between the chair and the punch. It would insult the person very much if you were to claim that they came to an incorrect conclusion. Their conclusion was very much correct. Perhaps you want to convince the person that A and Y are no longer related, that sitting in the chair will no longer lead to punching. That is possible. The first step is to agree with them. You need to acknowledged that the person's personal experience makes it particularly hard to believe that the chair and the punching are no longer related.

>>18606290
Much logik here.

>>18606218
>I mean by experience, he thinks that A and Y are related. he learned that the hard way. But in fact they are not.

Mathematically, they are related. Unless there is an additional variable that you haven't mentioned then whenever this individual (I) is combined with the chair (Y) then the result is the punch (A). Y + I = A. If the punch is considered a constant then, mathematically, A is as reliably a mathematic value as any number. A holds a static value that does not change or waver except when introduced to the two variables, A and Y. The two are inexorably related in the context of this specific equation. If we start bringing in more chairs, more individuals or more actions that occur as a result of sitting on the chairs then we can argue the correlation vs. causation of these events but in this incident they are related, yes.