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yo this bitch hit me up on a dating website on an account i made years ago and anyway long story short she sent me a bunch of nudes and then ended up FUCKING HIRING ME because she's the boss of some place so anyway i got hired and im making money and shit but as soon as i started working there she stopped being my bitch and just started being a FUCKING BITCH in general like a real fucking cunt and it makes me want to slap her in the fucking mouth every single god damn day but i can't because shes my fucking boss and she doesn't even act like she likes me anymore and i never even got to fuck her even though i still want to. after she hired me she went from being on my fucking dick sending me nudes every day to being a fucking retarded cunt so what should i do. like in general. i dont want to quit because of the money but i want to choke her and fuck her in the ass in public in the middle of the store and spit on her while im shoving her stupid fucking cunt face in the ground but i can't so what else should i do
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Keep doing your job and find some time to hang out with her and hate fuck her, because that's what it sounds like she wants
and start looking for another job without this weird conflict of interest (unless the money is really that good, which I doubt it is)
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kick her in the clit
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>>16936309
it's the most money I've ever made at any job by far and it's not even very hard to do so i have to keep it. but whenever I try to hang with her she declines because either she just hates me for no fucking reason now or she works 50-70 hours a week
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Why is suicide such a pain without a gun?
I live in a country without guns.
- There's nothing good to OD on
- Hanging has a low success rate
- Self mutilation/exsanguination has a low success rate
- Traffic suicide is selfish as all hell
- Suicide by cop isn't going to happen
- Exit bags are getting banned and helium diluted
A gun would be simple. Point and click, problems gone.
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>>16935860
You don't have to use helium for an exit bag. Go to any welding supply and buy a bottle of argon "for your MiG welder".
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Where exactly do you live OP?
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>>16935878
Didn't know you used argon for welding.
Also need to get the bag part of the exit bag, and apparently surgical masks don't always fit properly.
>>16935882
In a country so depressing that muting suicide options is a valid tactic in keeping the working population alive.
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//affection in male friendship
Man-to-man, how you best express affection and respect to a dude you're close friends with?
Especially if he's older and is kind of a guide for you
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he knows bro...he know's
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>by passionately kissing them on the mouth
Seriously though, I'm pretty sure men can hug each other, OP.
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So I've decided to call these threads a night thread
Starts from 11pm to 7am
You can tell by the pic that I am still continuing.
ASK YOUR QUESTION AND YOU WILL GET AN ANSWER.
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How do I?
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Am I too emotionally reliant on my friends?
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Reposting from ask the opposite gender thread:
I desperately need a reality check. I can't tell anymore if i am lost in really paranoid thoughts or if i am blatantly ignoring red flags with my bf.
>ldr. He is away for school and is behaving fishy when there
>he goes out partying with his coke-consuming friends once every weekend (he's the designated driver and i think he doesn't take any drugs)
>has weird female friend that seems to cross the line on a few things
>sometimes ghosts on me with lame excuses
>tells me often that "i am too good for him"
>when we meet we just stay in and t basically fuck till we fall asleep
On the other hand he is the sweetest guy ever
>has planned a get-away for us in a few weeks so we can spend some more time just the two of us
>is very thoughtfull, attentive and lovely
>makes me random small gifts or hides cute notes when he's over
>frequently tells me he loves me to bits and all that shabang
I can't tell anymore if i am in for a pumpy ride or if i am sabotaging this myself by being so suspicious
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Saying "I love you" to my gf
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I know this seems like a dumb problem. Let me start from the beginning
>gf and I start dating
>a month into the relationship "I love you" slips out of my mouth. I really didn't mean to say it
>she doesn't say it back. Tells me she really likes me but we just started dating
>I feel like fucking shit after that
Present day
>we've now been dating for a year and a half
>feel like the moment is right to try and say it again
>I feel like she wants to say it but she won't. I think she's waiting for me to say it first
>been trying to say it for the past couple of weeks but every time I'm about to I psyche myself out
>my heart beats out of my chest, my throat closes up, I literally feel sick every time I'm about to say it
>I think it's because I'm terrified she won't say it back again (granted that first time was a fluke but still)
How do I say "I love you" to her? I know this is a dumb problem but I feel like I'm on the verge of an anxiety attack whenever we're alone and I think about telling her. Any advice?
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This sort of stuff is why guys shouldn't say it first. But do go ahead and say it again, or else you'll keep mulling over this forever.
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My sister and her bf had the same problem... He said it too soon and she couldn't say it back at that time so he wasn't THAT eager to try again. In the end, nobody likes to get rejected when saying "i love you". It hurts.
Well, they took WAY too long to say it. But eventually they came around. Now they still aren't one of those couples that tell each other "i love you" all the time (in comparison to me and my bf, kek), but i think they are fine with that. It's a leaph of faith op. But i think you just have to risk it again. I'm sure she will be happy this tension is finally out of the way. And after 1 1/2 years i'm sure she will be able to say it back this time.
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the guy never says it until the girl does
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So this girl let me finger bang her for 2 hours at a party and then told me that she had a boy friend, what do?
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Is he mad at you or something?
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>>16937064
nah but hes deffinetly going to find out this other kid at the party took a picture and sent it to everybody in his contact list and told them what happened
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Tell her bf. Let him know she a hoe or just tell her that was a shitty thing to do. Sorry dude.
Who doesn't love one of these threads?
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My heart is overflowed with love for you. I may not be able to see it or touch it, but I feel it. In the course of one day I can find you with me. Your words are with me, I know. It has been years since I have actually touched your hand, but I know our hearts talk. We are not alone. Each night when I fall asleep I hope to dream of you. Every morning when I wake up you are by my side as I drink my coffee. I only wish I could be more productive every day to honor what we have. Inspite of what we are burdened with, we move forward. Maybe inspite of what we don't have we move forward. There are millions of things that remind me of you, the stars, moon, ocean and even a strong cup of coffee. I could never forget everything you are. Please don't stop. Please forgive me. I am stronger now than ever.
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If I ever get a gun I will kill myself
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Lovely
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Where do I find honest girls?
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>be socially retarded and very shy
>kind of fucked up from spending so much time on r9k
>win lots of money
>in excitement post this on facebook like an idiot
>2 weeks later close my facebook acc because so many people are adding, tagging and talking to me
>decide not to buy a house, car or anything flashy till I've finished all my study and start working (5 years away)
>now extemely paranoid I will never find a girl who actually likes me for me
>kind of want to contact my only ex whom I split with 3 years ago and beg her to come back even though she would just use me
>we broke up because she cheated on me
I feel like this is the best thing that has ever happened to me and the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Is this a common problem or am I silly for feeling this way? Everyone at my uni now knows and I'm too shy to try and meet new women. What would you do?
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>actually likes me for me
Yeah this is super naive, such a thing doesn't exist. Women like you for the amalgamation of all the parts of your life, winnowing out the ones who like your good aspects is fucking retarded. You came in to money, great - use it to your advantage instead of trying to pretend it's not there.
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This tbhf.
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>>16936709
Unfortunately your view is a little too idealistic. Yes, real relationships exist, but finding them is near impossible if you are unconfident and socially inept like you said. Social status can build attraction, which is a superficial form of romance, and having money (as well as capitalizing on it by purchasing unnecessarily expensive shit) will open up new social experiences and possibilities to you.
The only real solution to developing decent social skills is through experience and reflection, just like any other skill.
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hey /adv/
I'm an eighteen year old virgin, but I don't want to be. I don't even really crave sex, I just don't want to be the only virgin in my class anymore.
Is it worth waiting for a boyfriend or should I just hook up with someone from Tinder? I don't really know whether or not I should do either. What are your thoughts?
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>losing your virginity with a hooker instead of with someone you love
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>>16930637
I'm not one of those "it will be SPECIAL!!" girls who wait until she meets the "man of her dreams". I just don't wanna be a virgin anymore, but I don't know what to do about it.
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>>16930636
There's no rational reason to go get boned by a stranger. Your eventual boyfriend may well appreciate you not hooking up with a random loser.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't. Our answers are not going to help you.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical act/moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely. Preferences differ.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
>Brandon
Fuck off
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OP here, what happened to all the fighting about who gets to make threads? This is the second time I've come along when the thread's on autosage but no one's made a new thread
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Girls
1 if you're banging a guy can you tell if it's his first time, are there subtle things you notice/nerves. Because I don't want to tell my gf, but then again she might just figure it out
2 if you suspected he was would you ask
3 if your bf told you he was a virgin at a late age (24) would you tell your friends
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Yes
Yes
No
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My supervisor watches Netflix for extended periods of time almost every workday. He then distributes his workload among others. How can we curb this behavior?
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kill him and his family
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Can't do that. Also, going to his boss would only get us all in trouble.
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why?
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So ive been taking an anti depressant (1 citalopram tablet a night) and I don't really feel happy, more so I just don't feel depressed. Is there a way to feel happy with more medication or a different anti depressant? Have anti depressants made anyone here feel happy?
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>talk to your psychiatrist
>see a therapist
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>Have anti depressants made anyone here feel happy?
Anti-depressants aren't happy pills. They pave the way to positive life changes if your brain chemistry is unbalanced but it is not a permanent fix.
Medication in combination with life changes, therapy, and a continued dedication to change your situation can lead to happiness, but swallowing a handful of pills can't and won't make you happy if you're living in a shitty situation and you're not doing anything else about it.
Go back to your doctor, formulate a plan, find a therapist, dedicate yourself to it. Happiness is a goal you continually work towards, not a perpetual state you can reach simply through pills.
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>>16936503
I have an appointment but its about a month away. I would like some other peoples input before I go in.
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Guys, do you mind hair on women? Because I hate shaving.
Biggest fear: being hairy and having sex.
My hair grows like a gorilla and I hate shaving all the time.
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Armpit hair is fine. Pubic hair is fine. Fair, fuzzy hair on arms and legs is fine. Dark, coarse hair on arms and legs is pretty gross. Any kind of facial hair is disgusting.
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Vagina and scalp. Everywhere is gross. Shave/trim that shit.
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>>16936416
Laser
Waxing
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Guys, I went out to eat with a guy and paid for him. (We decided to split) I told him he could pay me back later since I always see him in class. We went out together again with a group of people and he offered to pay to eat but I declined out of politeness. He didn't hesitate to pay. Is this a clear sign he's not interested?
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Your situation is confusing me.
Who did he pay for on the second dinner? Himself, or you and him? And why would him not hesitating to pay for you (or just himself?) make you think he's not interested?
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What do you mean split? You paid the full price and he owes you money for the half or you expect him to pay your half as well? Just ask him if he's interested. If he can't give you a reply within a reaonable amount of time(48 hours for me), he's not ready for a relationship
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what?
I can't remember ever feeling "turned on" by either gender. No butterflies, no electric rush. But when I was in love with a woman (I'm male), I did feel turned on by her in the bedroom.
There's a few caveats: I like the cock. Let me emphasize COCK and not MEN. I know that many people don't accept the fluidity of sexuality, but I'm not here to make a political statement, just to say what I like. I don't really see myself in a romantic relationship with a man.
And I also like women. Not so much pussy (around 90% of the time), but women. I have, for sure, been in love with a woman before, but the sex felt lacking most of the time (sort of around when the love started to die). I've also had sex with a woman outside of a relationship, but it was only really stimulating for the first encounter. I am constantly noticing attractive women, although never feeling that spark. And therein lies the issue.
How do I maintain a relationship with a woman I may be emotionally invested in when the sexual factor may not be present?
Sure, I might get lucky and find an understanding girl that identifies in a similar manner, or maybe she's asexual doesn't need sex, or maybe she's polyamorous and thus could get sex somewhere else. But in the likely event where I fall head over heels for the next girl I meet, and we hit it off, how would this work?
I just find it hard to picture a scenario in which bringing up the issue doesn't kill the relationship.
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OP here. Just to clarify...There is a term I found on the internet that I think applies to me: hetero-romantic homosexual, which means that I am romantically attracted to women, but sexually attracted to men (for all intents and purposes).
I know it may sound like I'm trolling, but there are people that identify as such, and I just wanted to put this out there before I get an endless barrage of 4chan
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Your're gay.
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>>16936379
Nope, I don't think gay guys fall in love with girls. Nice try, though.